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First, for anyone who needs a quick primer on these guys, check out this post.

Now on to the fic! The Kaner/Tazer corner of hockey fandom has SO MANY good stories, something I was reminded of when I started making this list. There are so many good stories, in fact, that I'm breaking these recs into two posts. Part two will come tomorrow.




Tour de Force (23529 words) by thehoyden
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane, Patrick Sharp, Brent Seabrook, Duncan Keith, Andrew Shaw
Additional Tags: secret genius
Summary: “Write what you know” was good enough advice for Jo March, so it’s good enough for Patrick Kane.

This story has incepted me into believing that Patrick Kane is at this very moment (or, okay, after he sobers up) working on the third book in his popular hockey series. Patrick Kane has incepted me into believing he's completely adorable, but that's another story.

a light-handed approach to regulation (34078 words) by hazel
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, bond of convenience
Summary: Patrick Kane has soft hands.

I'm really trying not to be a trope killjoy in these recs, but I have say that omegaverse is a fannish hot button that is usually a big turn off for me. Biology determining destiny...not so much, thank you. Which is why this story is so incredibly awesome! It delivers what (I think) fandom finds so hot about this trope while at the same subverting it. Nobody puts Tazer in a corner! Or on his knees!

Keep You On My Arm (6732 words) by rsadelle
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, Patrick Sharp, Andrew Shaw, Viktor Stalberg, T. J. Oshie
Additional Tags: Podfic Available
Summary: In which the gay bar is Stalberg's idea and Kaner doesn't notice Jon pretending to be his boyfriend.

I read this story pretty much every day. It delights me every time. There are so many fantastic stories in this corner of hockey fandom that it's hard (okay impossible) for me to choose a favorite, but this story is definitely in the running. Their friendship is just so adorable!

tied if we stay (30068 words) by staraflur
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: bb toews is better at life, nude tane, one way ticket to tropetown
Summary: It takes 140 characters or less and one absolute fucking moron to change Jon's entire life forever. He should have known all along it would be Kaner. It always is.

This is much angstier than the usual fake dating fic, which I very much enjoy. I love the way relationship develops and then almost goes off the rails. When they finally declare themselves, it is the best thing ever.

Not a Heart of Gold (14451 words) by queeniegalore
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: slight Ds, kind of not really prostitution, Boys Being Idiots
Summary: For the longest time this fic was unofficially titled 'Kaner's not a hooker but Tazer probably wants him to be', and I really can't think of a better way to summarise it than that. Many words of Tazer fantasising, pining, jerking off, and paying for sex, because that's apparently how he rolls.

This is so hot my brain melts out my ears every time I read it. The Tazer feels are equally as compelling. In fact, sometimes I skip to the very end to enjoy how fierce those feels are. But…you know, then I go back to the beginning and read the whole thing, because did I mention how brain-melting the sex is?

Your Daddy's Aim Is True (14986 words) by thefourthvine
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Podfic Available


I didn't read this story straight away even though it's by [personal profile] thefourthvine who is always awesome because I'm not really a kid person and I wasn't really feeling the kidfic. Don't be like me. This story is delightful. It doesn't make having a kid seem like it's all puppies and rainbows, which I really appreciated, and the way they get a kid in the first place is so absolutely perfect I can't even.

On the Line (26788 words) by queeniegalore
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Jane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Phone Sex, Dirty Talk, possessive!Jonny, Stupid Boys, Kaner is more emotionally mature than Jonny, i managed to sneak a generator rex reference in here, hahahaha
Summary: AKA the one with the phone sex. In which Kaner finds out Jonny wants to fuck him and is pretty okay with that turn of events. Phone sex, picnic baskets, crazy eyes, hockey and insanity ensue.

Queeniegalore writes ridiculously hot fic. This one teases in all the right ways.

don't look up, down, or to the side (8282 words) by hazel
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Renovations, Nesting, Podfic Available
Summary: His mom had told him not to fall in love with houses; so had his dad, made some crack about them being worse than women, son, while his mom fake-punched him in the arm and then added, "and like people, it's what's underneath that matters, Johnny." But this is the first house he's looked at that he's liked, though he doesn't know why: it's got narrow, pointy windows with stone pieces on the tops like eyebrows, and it sits between its larger, tidier, neighbours like a poor cousin. Johnny thinks it maybe just needs someone to love it; and then he thinks: fuck.

It's curtainfic with bros who are really bad at communicating with each other. <3 <3 <3

do it like they do on the discovery channel (11251 words) by hazel
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews
Additional Tags: Broning
Summary: It turns out that buddyfucking your best friend without shit getting weird requires constant vigilance.

The Kaner voice in this is so perfect, and it makes me laugh every time. That's a lot of laughter because I've read it A LOT. The description of the mental antics that go into buddy fucking the best friend without shit getting weird is truly priceless. Also, did I mention that the story is really hot?

i don't know why (i can't keep my eyes off of you) (26123 words) by vlieger
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Patrick Kane/Jonathan Toews
Characters: Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews, Patrick Sharp, Brent Seabrook, Duncan Keith, Andrew Shaw
Additional Tags: Pranks and Practical Jokes, Miscommunication, Pining
Summary: "Fuck you so hard," said Kaner, turning a blinding grin on him, and Jonny blinked and flashed back to that first time they met way back in World Juniors, when Kaner's smile was just as bright and just as douchey, and punched Jonny's gut just as fucking hard.

There are a lot of super hot stories in Kaner/Tazer fandom, but this has my vote for hottest of them all. Also there are feelings. And Sharpy is a hilarious asshole. What more could you want?

Date: 2013-08-24 02:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fanofall
Oh, Tour de Force is one of my FAVORITES -- probably because it's kind of a redemption arc for RL!Kaner who otherwise is a completely irredeemable ass in my eyes. This fic makes me like Kaner more -- competence is good. :-D

Date: 2013-08-29 02:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] fanofall
Yay for a clear description of the difference between RPF and actual people. :-D

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