ext_16028 ([identity profile] melo-l.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] scribblinlenore 2003-05-29 07:43 am (UTC)

"The sphincter of steel. Able to maim sexual partners with a single orgasm."

*laughes out loud*

"My alien asshole isn't a dick-killing machine," Clark said, deeply relieved.

*wipes tears from eyes*


Lenore, I love you. *g*
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