In my alternate universe (the same one Clark and Lex inhabit), George W. Bush has a son. A son who is a black sheep, and not like the rest of the family at all. Despite his blacksheepness, he aspires to a career in politics and gets a leg up from all the good-ole-boy networking his father and grandfather did. He becomes President and, much to our surprise, turns out to be intelligent, compassionate, literate, environmentally-conscious, feminist, and gay.

*she wakes up* Oh. For a moment there, I was descending into the impossible. Clark and Lex fucking is only logistically difficult, not impossible...