Aw *G* - Clark has the hots for teacher, so he's been falling over desks and forgetting to do his homework because he's lusting after Lex *G*.

And who the hell would blame him?

I know I"m going to love whatever you do to wind this one up! Being a schmoopy old broad, I'm hoping that Lex will end up leaving but then reconnecting after a suitable interval with an older, less jail bait Clark...