*nods* Whenever I try to come up with a reason why Rodney is still a virgin, I get as far "he was too busy" and then just throw up my hands and give up. He's too much a man of appetites not to have gotten laid at some point.

John, on the other hand, I find more believable, because he never sees it coming, and he's just closed up in some way. I LOVED Lacey's story. She totally sold me on virgin!John.

Engaging text, for a story that you didn't write, ahem. (Interesting definition of not writing you have.)

It's so much easier to sum up a story, elaborating on the naugthy bits, than to actually write it! *g*