ahaha I totally share your view of bobcat-in-the-sack!Rodney. I confess that I also have a love for virgin!McKay. It appeals to the Harlequin-reading teenage girl within me. Though I love aliens-made-them-do-it, some of my favorite scenarios involve Rodney at the mercies of an alien warlord-type person. and since I prefer John to be the one doing the deflowering, they're AU. Sorta like: Sheik!John and haremslave!Rodney or Viking!John and monk!Rodney (I know, terrible!) and Celtic!warlord!John and Roman!architect!Rodney.