There's a sort of creepy high priest, and he finds out somehow (technology? intuition?) that Rodney's still a virgin.
Omigod. I was just idly looking over your old entries (and looking for any interesting stories I haven't read yet) and I realized that the perfect way around this issue -- and the implausibility of Rodney being a virgin -- is to have the old priest somehow find out that all the other members of the team have been married, therefore: un-virginized. In canon, Ronon and John used to be married, and you could have Teyla married to her childhood sweetheart who died in a culling.
So the priest is like, then you'll have to go through the *crazy alien de-flowering ritual* (aka CADFR) and Rodney's like, "WHAT! EXCUSE ME I HAVE HAD SEX!!"
The priest is all: "well, have you ever been married ?" ("...no")
"Then have you gone through the official CADFR? p.s. we can tell if you're lying." ("er.. no")
"Then you are a virgin! and I will be honored to personally CADFR your ass! (literally!)" *wink, wink, leer*
-- and then John can save Rodney by stepping in and taking it out of the old dirty priest's hands (heh). Porniness ensues. The end.
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Omigod. I was just idly looking over your old entries (and looking for any interesting stories I haven't read yet) and I realized that the perfect way around this issue -- and the implausibility of Rodney being a virgin -- is to have the old priest somehow find out that all the other members of the team have been married, therefore: un-virginized. In canon, Ronon and John used to be married, and you could have Teyla married to her childhood sweetheart who died in a culling.
So the priest is like, then you'll have to go through the *crazy alien de-flowering ritual* (aka CADFR) and Rodney's like, "WHAT! EXCUSE ME I HAVE HAD SEX!!"
The priest is all: "well, have you ever been married ?" ("...no")
"Then have you gone through the official CADFR? p.s. we can tell if you're lying." ("er.. no")
"Then you are a virgin! and I will be honored to personally CADFR your ass! (literally!)" *wink, wink, leer*
-- and then John can save Rodney by stepping in and taking it out of the old dirty priest's hands (heh). Porniness ensues. The end.