I'm so glad you liked this! I did have fun making Rodney the Master Vampire who'd rather be in the lab. Rodney really would be the funniest vampire ever.

John can find out when he drinks lemonade that Rodney won't get close to him. Because when Rodney was alive he had a citrus allergy and even after centuries he can't stand to even smell it. So John keeps buying lemon pie and lemonade and fresh oranges but they all go bad because for some reason he never gets around to eating them.

I love that! Oh, John. Trying to pretend you want to keep McKay away when really... I do hope to write more of this, and I'd love to use this bit. Thanks so much for suggesting it!