OMG, this is the coolest idea for a crossover that I never knew I wanted! Your Pete characterization was awesome - mood swing-y, self-destructive, devoted to Patrick, sharply observant while still coming off as obnoxious and silly to anyone who doesn't know better. You nailed the Burn Notice side of things, and I was giggling my ass off through Patrick's torture-by-bad-music ordeal. The opening was a little contrivance-y and I can't imagine *anyone* slipping past Michael, but once Fi showed up I was sucked in.
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