Oh oh oh oh. This is why I am so, so excited you joined us in this crazy little fandom. You've managed to combine all of my favorite things in the space of one fanfic. Underaged Patrick! Jealous Pete! First times! Patrick being a bitch (something I wish the fandom wrote more of)! Porn! And then you added Dr. House and I died of happiness inside.

I am not coherent, but *SQUEALS.* I am so happy you are in this fandom! :D

Linzee