Oh I KNOW what they look like. How could I not? I'm in fandom. I have never seen them play or know what songs they sing or even what the name of the band is, but I KNOW what Pete and Patrick look like and that they are in love (even though Pete is married to Ashley Simpson and they have a baby) ... thus is the sum of my knowledge.

And really, this fic reads as original fic by a talented writer, so hey, heads up New Yorker!!!!!!!! (If only the New Yorker got wise).

(That second pic is truly made of awesome, yes)