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[scribblinlenore]

(yes, I'm spamming you)

I want to write something really, REALLY dirty.

I just don't know what.

*is restless*

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

I give you what I gave telesilla because I want the WORLD to write this:

John has a rape-fantasy and he's convinced Rodney to role-play it. Which can be funny and awkward at first but gets really hot towards the end when John stops struggling and -- um. yes.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Peter and Nathan, precious. You know you want to write awesomely dirty desert island porn with sand and licking, or possible covert hiding out post-S1 sex, the desperate kind where Peter won't stop touching Nathan because they answer to these different names and he has to make sure that they're the same underneath it all. Yesssssssss.

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Pon Farr! Anyone except those guys from Heroes, because I don't know them.

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Sex in a car in the parking lot of an IHOP. Your favorite pairing. Bonus points for using the syrup packets.

[spike21.livejournal.com]

oh god this is so iddy, but I'd love to read Hotch/Spencer -> unsub makes them do it. Possibly in front of cameras.

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Underage wincest, including watersports! :-)

There, that was decided easily!

[jeannie81.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Oooh *raises hands* A wincest and Clex crossover!! :D

[notpoetry.livejournal.com]

John & Rodney (I ... originally typed Jon & Rodney, and ... now my brain is in the Jon Stewart/Rodney McKay place and is likely to stay there for a GOOD LONG TIME) and sex pollen in a greenhouse on Atlantis.

*puts chin on fist and smiles at you* Ooooor pundits?

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I vote for genderswap. Both turn into girls (I'm assuming default to Shep/McKay, but feel free to write Sam/Dean!). Use of toys ensues ;)

Or bondage! Piercing! Mudbaths! Oh, wait. Prolly didn't mean THAT kind of dirty *g*

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Okay, now that? Sounds like it has definite promise!

*is ded from the pretty*

[catmoran.livejournal.com]

John/Rodney. John has a touching fetish. Rodney ties John up, drives him insane, and then unleashes him.

[logovo.livejournal.com]

Might not be dirty enough, but maybe the power of your imagination could make a pegging SPN story dirty enough? Any Winchester would do! I mean... wow, I got a huge smile on my face. Hmmm... it's the little things sometimes, ya' know?

[catmoran.livejournal.com]

John/Rodney. John has a touching fetish. Rodney ties John up, drives him insane, and then unleashes him to attack Rodney.

[logovo.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

*rubs temples* Sources tell me it's Smallville, Smallville you want to write...

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm. Yes, yes. That has all kinds of dirty potential. I can picture it... Okay! Thank you!!!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I DO want to write some Peter/Nathan sandy recuperative sex, but it gives me more of an angsty vibe than a really, REALLY dirty one.

I'll...try harder!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's a sad, sad irony, but I did recently write something pon-farrish that was in Heroes fandom.

Hmm. I've done primal!John/Rodney. Maybe I could switch it up, and make McKay the one with the instinctive urges. *mulls*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*sniff* I tried, man, I tried for the cause.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. IHOP. I get either Sam/Dean or John/Rodney on an earthside vacation. Either way, I feel the syrup is key! *ponders*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, yes, YES! That's my kind of dirty. The cameras? *mind melts* That's an especially delicious touch.

I WILL write this!!! I MUST!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Like a snap, that was decided!!

I did say dirty, after all. *g*

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

*nods* That's certainly a lot of pretty to work with!

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Either will do, though I personally lean towards John and Rodney in a rental car, because Dean would freak is any syrup got on the seats of the Impala.