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[scribblinlenore]

(yes, I'm spamming you)

I want to write something really, REALLY dirty.

I just don't know what.

*is restless*

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

I give you what I gave telesilla because I want the WORLD to write this:

John has a rape-fantasy and he's convinced Rodney to role-play it. Which can be funny and awkward at first but gets really hot towards the end when John stops struggling and -- um. yes.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm. Yes, yes. That has all kinds of dirty potential. I can picture it... Okay! Thank you!!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Peter and Nathan, precious. You know you want to write awesomely dirty desert island porn with sand and licking, or possible covert hiding out post-S1 sex, the desperate kind where Peter won't stop touching Nathan because they answer to these different names and he has to make sure that they're the same underneath it all. Yesssssssss.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I DO want to write some Peter/Nathan sandy recuperative sex, but it gives me more of an angsty vibe than a really, REALLY dirty one.

I'll...try harder!

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Pon Farr! Anyone except those guys from Heroes, because I don't know them.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's a sad, sad irony, but I did recently write something pon-farrish that was in Heroes fandom.

Hmm. I've done primal!John/Rodney. Maybe I could switch it up, and make McKay the one with the instinctive urges. *mulls*

[bethynyc.livejournal.com]

Sex in a car in the parking lot of an IHOP. Your favorite pairing. Bonus points for using the syrup packets.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. IHOP. I get either Sam/Dean or John/Rodney on an earthside vacation. Either way, I feel the syrup is key! *ponders*

[spike21.livejournal.com]

oh god this is so iddy, but I'd love to read Hotch/Spencer -> unsub makes them do it. Possibly in front of cameras.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, yes, YES! That's my kind of dirty. The cameras? *mind melts* That's an especially delicious touch.

I WILL write this!!! I MUST!

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Underage wincest, including watersports! :-)

There, that was decided easily!

[logovo.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[jeannie81.livejournal.com]

Oooh, Oooh *raises hands* A wincest and Clex crossover!! :D

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Okay, now that? Sounds like it has definite promise!

*is ded from the pretty*

[notpoetry.livejournal.com]

John & Rodney (I ... originally typed Jon & Rodney, and ... now my brain is in the Jon Stewart/Rodney McKay place and is likely to stay there for a GOOD LONG TIME) and sex pollen in a greenhouse on Atlantis.

*puts chin on fist and smiles at you* Ooooor pundits?

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Sex pollen, my old friend! And maybe someone catches them at it, maybe Elizabeth, and they don't care. They just keep at it.

Mmmmmm. Excellent thought, my friend!

(I'm not sure if I can make the pundits dirty. But I'll keep trying! *g*)

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

I vote for genderswap. Both turn into girls (I'm assuming default to Shep/McKay, but feel free to write Sam/Dean!). Use of toys ensues ;)

Or bondage! Piercing! Mudbaths! Oh, wait. Prolly didn't mean THAT kind of dirty *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. There's an SGA story where John and Rodney both turn into girls, but I don't know about SPN. That would be funny! And, dude, HOT. And I'm always in favor of toys. *g*

God, I need to write ALL these options. *rubs hands together eagerly*

[catmoran.livejournal.com]

John/Rodney. John has a touching fetish. Rodney ties John up, drives him insane, and then unleashes him.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmm. I LOVE the idea of Rodney driving John absolutely insane, and then just...letting him have at it. *drools*

[logovo.livejournal.com]

Might not be dirty enough, but maybe the power of your imagination could make a pegging SPN story dirty enough? Any Winchester would do! I mean... wow, I got a huge smile on my face. Hmmm... it's the little things sometimes, ya' know?

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Pegging! Yes, yes, yes. I was actually having a conversation with fangirls last weekend where I declared that the hottest use of toys for me is when a woman fucks a man with a strap-on. Just... *drools*

I'm trying to figure out some way I can get both Sam and Dean pegged at the same time (maybe they need to get into some holy shrine to a goddess, and the price of admission is having sex with the shrine's attendants, these beautiful, beautiful women, so they agree, Dean particularly eagerly, and then surprises ensue, when the women take out the holy sex toys, or...something), because the only thing hotter than Dean getting ridden by a woman is Dean getting ridden by a woman while watching Sam take it, too.

Mmmmmmmm.......good!

[catmoran.livejournal.com]

John/Rodney. John has a touching fetish. Rodney ties John up, drives him insane, and then unleashes him to attack Rodney.

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

*rubs temples* Sources tell me it's Smallville, Smallville you want to write...

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! There really is nothing like innocent Clark getting besmirched. I get downright nostalgic anytime I think about it. I'm such a sicko!

[witling.livejournal.com]

Well, I was just recently regaling my wife with a cracktastic SGA scenario: a planet where the natives are all insanely private about eating, but totally open about sexuality, both homo- and hetero-. And the fantastic four get trapped there b/c they break the gate or something, and in order to fit in and win the approval of their unwilling hosts, they have to kind of...blend. And Ronon and Teyla pair up and pretend to be a couple, and McKay and Sheppard have to do the same. And actually it's more about intimacy than raunchiness--men habitually touching each other and kissing, rubbing each other's earlobes and necks and so on during conversations about hunting and building things, but being men, they also have a disconcerting tendency to fall to jacking each other off without much warning. And there's an expectation that our heroes will do the same. I mean, doesn't everybody?

So John, being John, takes the bullet for Rodney and is the initiator--every time he wanders over to talk about how the hell they're going to get the DHD working again, he rubs Rodney's back or arm, and Rodney goes stiff as a stiff thing, wide-eyed and weird, and John sotto voces him, all Could you please try not to look like I'm threatening you, at least? Rodney: You are threatening me. I'm feeling very threatened. Meanwhile, beside them two big guys are kissing and tickling each other. Rodney's eyes are gigantic, and he's got lip sweat. John sighs.

Of course, the thing is that Rodney's discomfort comes from the fact that he's attracted to Colonel Hotpants, he likes every little touch and despises himself for it because John's way out of his league and in the DADT Air Force and also STRAIGHT. And John's discomfort is so tightly controlled he seems cool with it, but actually he's trying desperately not to seem like he likes touching Rodney, without seeming like he's trying desperately not to seem like he likes touching Rodney... And it all explodes at last in a scene where Rodney decides oh, fuck it, and lets himself kiss back for once, then finds the reins in his hands and just goes with it, and it's incredibly awesome mindblowing wonderful sex for both of them, which is good because it turns out that standing right outside their hut is the chief and his whole panel of advisors, and this was exactly the kind of display that they needed to convince them that the off-worlders are Jest Folks, and they turn the gate back on and everyone gets to go home and deal with their own private aftermath in peace.

Teyla and Ronon have a little throat-clearing to do too, but that's another story.

Um, so yes. Hijacking your LJ! Yay! (Has anyone actually written this one yet, and if so, where do I find it?)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Please! Hijack my LJ whenever you like. *hands over reins*

'Cause that's just...oh mercy YES. Of course, there are many aliens made them do it stories in SGA, but none quite like this, and if we're voting, I vote for you to write it, because clearly you have a vision, and it's a BEAUTIFUl one.

If I smoked, I'd want a cigarette about now. Thank you!

[tex.livejournal.com]

I want to write something really, REALLY dirty.

This makes me soooo very happy, I just can't tell you. If there is anything, anything I can do to help this along, just say the word. *giddy*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! I appreciate the encouragement. There are so many good ideas here. I just have to pick one!

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Can I put in a vote for your SPN idea from before? Where they have to be the raunchiest couple in the place? Because I love that, and it's so very dirty.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I really, really do want to write that. I just have this picture in my head of Dean going from reluctant to...well, eager doesn't even begin to cover it. *g*

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

I just don't know what. You feelin' allright?
*eyes you suspiciously*

I like that idea of 3person made them do it in front of the cameras, but have no idea who H/Spencer are. So I'll say Lex makes Clark do someone in front of the camera.
Maybe even..., well, I have a soft spot for het, too.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! I hope some malovelent spirit hasn't stolen all my porny ideas, Anita. That would be so very sad for me.

Hotch and Spencer are on Criminal Minds, which actually I think you would enjoy, at least in the sense that Hotch is this older, experienced, mentor type in the FBI profiling unit and Spencer is his young, brilliant, rather innocent protegee, who is very easily believable as a virgin. Good times, Anita! Good times!

[runpunkrun]

I vote for dirty John/Rodney. Maybe aliens make them do it, or they're drugged, or there's sex pollen, but they're probably having sex in front of other people and don't really care, OR Rodney does something dumb off-world, like snaps his fingers and it's a horrible thing in this culture and John -- Rodney's "master" -- is compelled to SPANK HIM, ritually, as punishment, and when John's done with that Rodney has to give him a blowjob to show that he's sorry and will change his evil finger-snapping ways. And they're both really embarrassed and John starts off just sort of lightly slapping Rodney's ass, but the tribal people want SPANKING, so John squeezes his eyes shut and spanks Rodney and Rodney's wiggling all over John's lap and John spanks him again, but Rodney's wiggling so much John finally has to open his eyes so he can aim, and John discovers he's liking this a little too much, and then he discovers RODNEY'S liking it too, and they really get into it, and then the spanking's done and the tribal chief springs the second half of the ceremony on them -- the ritual blowjob of apology -- and John's maybe like, "oh, no, that's not a great idea --" but Rodney's already slid to the floor between John's legs and has his face buried in John's crotch.

Okay, that's the dirtiest I can do before having to go to work and pretend to be a productive member of society.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm. Yeah. I'm always a fan of any story in which Rodney's shapely ass takes center stage and...*mumbles* forced to have sex with an audience is a hot button of mine likE WHOA.

Thank you for the lovely dirt! :)

[coneyislandbaby]

Well... you could always write something for my Doctor Who/Torchwood porn battle... the dirtier the better.

http://joanne-c.livejournal.com/681903.html

I mean, Jack and dirty... ;) Like ham and eggs. Not that I've ever actually eaten ham and eggs.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm not sure I've ever eaten ham and eggs, either. I definitely want to write some Captain Jack porn at some point because...well, Captain Jack!! :)

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

John watching someone else fuck Rodney, maybe giving pointers on what Rodney likes.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've totally got an idea for this. A little angsty, but with lots of sex!

[teleen-fiction.livejournal.com]

Hello! I've just been on your website, reading your Smallville fic. Like, all of it. "Love For Sale" is one of the best Hooker!Clark fics that I've read. Actually, one of the best Hooker!Main Character fics I've read in *any* fandom. I read many of the others and I apologize for not commenting on each one individually. Just know that there were none that I *didn't* like. Both your Clark and Lex voices are spot-on and that's sometimes hard to do.

One of your stories was linked on (epic_recs and I got hooked from there. I like your writing a lot, so I've friended you.

Oh, and Happy Belated Birthday - I'm a June baby as well and I've loved it all my life. We get good presents twice a year because everyone has six months to save up, lol!

Thanks for writing!