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Title: A Boyfriend For Christmas
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney, Rodney/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rodney tells Santa what he wants for Christmas. Twenty years later, he finally gets it.
Word count: ~20,000
Warning: Holiday fluff!

Author's note: This is for my dear barely_bean on the occasion of her big 3-0. Happy birthday, darling! Big thanks to mecurtin for the super fast beta. The story is based on the Lifetime holiday movie of the same name, or at least the forty-five minutes I've seen of it. *g*

( Rodney McKay sat on Santa's lap for the first and last time when he was seventeen years old. He was a senior in college, at least a decade too old to be reciting a wish list, and naturally he'd been far too clever at any age to believe in magic sleighs and reindeer. He was only lowering himself to Kris Kringle's level now because of a dare--or possibly a threat. In Rodney's experience, these things could be surprisingly difficult to tell apart... )

Title: Gotta Dance!
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Summary: What wouldn't Rodney do for a ZPM?

Notes: Originally published in Surfacing, the most excellent SGA zine edited by stormheller and tovalentin. Thanks guys! Also big thanks to etben and barely_bean for beta reading.

( Rodney had decided on the tango for their number, which involved Rodney grabbing John, welding their bodies together and manhandling him all around the room. Not the most convenient time for John to realize that Rodney McKay getting physical and taking charge of him was totally his happy zone... )

Go check out the fun hosted by oxoniensis.

There were so many fabulous prompts. I have this ambition to write one every day for the week the Porn Battle is going on, but we'll see how that works out.

Here's today's contribution:

The Trading Customs of MCX-534, SGA, John/Rodney, leather

Okay, so amireal convinced me that there could be both a grabby princess and a ZPM making John and Rodney pretend to be gay. The poll was almost a dead heat when I closed it. Also, I'm easy. *g*

( Choose your own porn: John and Rodney pretending to be gay, Part 1 )

[Poll #1113831]

Polls close at eight o'clock!

Okay, the voting is done! You wanted outfits, makeup and a tea ceremony, you got it. *g*

I've been so lazy since I got back from my family's house. Instead of going out tonight, I just want to stay in and hang out and ring in the New Year with some SGA porn. So...a poll. Whatever is winning in an hour, that's what I'll write.

[Poll #1113712]

And the winner is...pretending to be gay!

Title: The One Adventuring Atlantean
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Atlantis to the tune of "The Twelve Dancing Princesses."
Notes: Big thank you to kassrachel for the speedy beta!

Dedication: This is for my dear, dear barely_bean who is having a birthday in a couple of hours. I hope you have a wonderful day, darling!

( It was the same story night after night. Sheppard was always perfectly hospitable, helpful even. He left the door to the spare room open, and kept the lights on, and set out a stack of books on the bedside table for his guest's perusal. Every morning, the hopeful volunteer woke from a deep, snoring sleep to find Sheppard's bed empty, no sign of him anywhere, and no memory of having drifted off… )

This is comment fic I'm posting to my own journal for organizational purposes.

Title: Night Shift
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG
Summary: Their secret is safe with Lorne.

Note: For sheafrotherdon's "Hush! John and Rodney are sleeping!" challenge.

( Protecting your commanding officer, especially from himself, was your first responsibility when you were second in charge, that was the way Lorne had always figured it… )

Title: Snapshots From A Divorce
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/OFC, John/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: linaerys has this theory about John's divorce. This is the story of that theory.

Note: Dedicated to linaerys whose birthday was on Monday. Lin, happy happy belated, and I hope this is at least close to what you had in mind.

( Too much beer could dull a man's reflexes, burn him down to pure instinct. This was what John told himself. Reflexes and instinct. They could lead you down a curious path where you somehow ended up kissing your future brother-in-law in a dirty alley next to a stripper bar. )

I had this two-day stint when I had no porny thoughts at all. It was very disturbing. But happily now over! Here's my entry for oxoniensis's most recent Porn Battle. It's...well, kind of plotty for comment porn. *g*


Title: The Brazil Misadventure
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: Somewhere between R and NC-17
Summary: An AU. Rodney McKay, world famous forensics expert, gets more than he bargained for when he goes to Brazil to speak at a conference.

Title: Cross-Pollination
Fandom: SGA
Pairings: John/Rodney; Ronon/Elizabeth/Teyla
Rating: NC-17
Note: I was in the mood to write something dirty, and the lovely folks on my friendslist helped me out with suggestions, and I'm going to write as many of them as I can in a smutty celebration of my birthday, even though…it's already passed. Hey, it's still my birthday month! *g*
Summary: Those wacky botanists and their wacky experiments…oh, the unforeseen side effects! This was written for notpoetry who said, John & Rodney…and sex pollen in a greenhouse on Atlantis. I did pile on the characters--you know, just a little. :)

Warning: This could be one of those stories that doesn't seem to need a warning to me, but does to other people. If you're really very sensitive about issues of consent, maybe this isn't for you?

( He finished his pudding on the way, and was whistling under his breath as the greenhouse doors opened for him, and then he skidded to a stop. Rodney stood amidst a row of leafy greens, between the Swiss chard and some slightly wilted arugula, his pants pushed down past his hips… )