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I'm reposting this entry for the Porn Battle here in my LJ for organizational purposes.

Title: The Trading Customs of MCX-534
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes the guys just have to take one for the naquadah.
Notes: For the fifth Porn Battle.



The Trading Customs of MCX-534
by Lenore

MCX-534 was a dreary little backwater, with all of two things worth noting: rich deposits of naquadah and some rather deranged trading customs.

"You must prove your worthiness," their leader, a wizened old woman called Frouda, informed Sheppard. "Undergo trial by ordeal. You and the blustery one. No harm will come to you."

"Blustery!" Rodney said indignantly. "Also, no. No trials by ordeal. It's against my religion."

"Rodney," John said, clench-jawed and wheedling. "We need the naquadah, and the nice lady promised they wouldn't hurt us."

Ronon and Teyla looked on silently, with expressions that said they would have gladly undergone trial by ordeal if they'd been called upon.

Rodney sighed. "There won't be hot coals, will there? I have very tender feet."

Frouda smiled, gap-toothed and leering. "No coals at all, blustery one."



Ten minutes later, Rodney was hissing under his breath, "I can't believe you got us into this."

"Naquadah," Sheppard reiterated. "So don't-- you know."

They were standing side by side in an old barn, stripped naked, their cocks hard and trussed by leather straps. Their arms were raised above them, wrists buckled into leather cuffs that hung down from the ceiling, leaving them utterly defenseless as Frouda's people filed past. The deal was simple. Atlantis could have all the naquadah it wanted, just as long as John and Rodney could withstand the tease of five hundred hands without coming.

A warm palm stroked slowly up Rodney's thigh. Devilish fingers tickled the back of his knee. Some enterprising soul had thought to bring a feather and used it tantalizingly on his balls. Sweat stung his eyes, and he struggled to bite back his moans.

"Just-think-about-something-else," John said, straining and breathless. "Don't let them--" His words of wisdom were lost in a loud gasp.

Rodney made the mistake of looking. A man was casually thumbing the crease of Sheppard's ass. Sheppard trembled, as if he liked it way, way too much. Rodney's cock jerked insistently at the thought, the pressure of the leather more stimulation than deterrent. He closed his eyes tight, but that just encouraged his other senses. He could smell Sheppard, sweat and leather and sex. He could hear Sheppard's breath stuttering in his lungs, the little whimpers he was trying to swallow. Rodney's eyes flew open again, just in time to see a woman's soft smile as she scraped
her nails across his nipples.

"God," he groaned.

A pretty redhead stepped up to John, a wicked gleam in her eyes. She unfurled a silk scarf and drew it with excruciating deliberateness across Sheppard's erection.

"Fuck!" The muscles in John's legs started to shake.

Rodney was still staring dry-mouthed at John's big, straining cock when somebody began fondling his erection. He bit his lip so hard he tasted blood to keep from coming.

The trial by ordeal went on like that for what felt like the rest of Rodney's life, but was actually only an hour when he later consulted his watch.

Finally, the last straggler had finished groping them, and Frouda reappeared, smiling approvingly. "Most worthy, indeed. We will be pleased to trade with people who demonstrate such strength of will." She reached up and flicked open the buckle on the cuffs holding Rodney's wrists. "I'll let you see to your friend." She left with a wink.

"Get me down from here, Rodney." Sheppard jerked at his bonds, but there was a look in his eyes, very fleeting, like maybe he didn't completely mean it.

"Yes, yes, of course, Colonel." Rodney was already dropping to his knees. "Just one thing first."

He put his mouth on Sheppard and his hand on his own cock, sucking greedily, frantically working his fist. Sheppard shoved his hips and made frenzied noises, and when his balls drew up, Rodney flicked his thumbs against the catches on the leather straps, releasing their cocks. They both came like they were never going to stop.

Afterwards, Rodney let John loose, and they struggled into their clothes, sticky and still panting.

"So-- naquadah."

What Rodney meant was: when we get back to Atlantis, I really, really, really want to fuck you.

"Naquadah," John agreed.

Rodney was pretty sure this translated: Yes, and I'd like you to tie me up first.

All in all, a successful day of trading, Rodney thought.

Date: 2008-01-15 03:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linaerys.livejournal.com
You and the blustery one

BWAH!

Very porny, hot and funny! Sorry I missed this the first time around.

Date: 2008-01-22 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked! I figure occasionally the aliens have to make them NOT do it. *g*

Date: 2008-01-15 03:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com
Before I read this: Pretty sure it's naquadah.

Date: 2008-01-15 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Oops! Thanks for letting me know!

Date: 2008-01-15 03:52 pm (UTC)
ext_1771: Joe Flanigan looking A-Dorable. (Default)
From: [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com
Also, sizzlin'! And a new twist on an old trope; Aliens Did Something To Them (But Then Left Them To Finish It By Themselves, Yay).

Date: 2008-01-22 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Occasionally, I figure the aliens need a new technique for their rituals of trust. *g*

Glad you liked!

Date: 2008-01-15 04:45 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] yavannauk.livejournal.com
Mmm, delightfully porny!

Date: 2008-01-22 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you liked it! I figure occasionally the aliens make them NOT do it. *g*

Date: 2008-01-15 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] takemychance.livejournal.com
Oh, I like the twist. Very hot.

Date: 2008-01-22 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you liked it! I figure occasionally the aliens make them not do it and then leave them to take care of business for themselves. *g*

Date: 2008-01-15 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sunnyd-lite.livejournal.com
But now every time either mentions naquadah...well I guess they be sitting down when they brief Elizabeth

Date: 2008-01-22 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
LOL! Yes, yes, I suspect naquadah is going to be rather...triggery, shall we say?

Date: 2008-01-15 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldsword.livejournal.com
oooh *fans self* and I LOVE the end too - the translations. That's hilarious!

Date: 2008-01-22 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
John and Rodney just speak the same language, you know? *g*

Date: 2008-01-15 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiareynne.livejournal.com
Feathers and silk scarves are totally cheating! They should get way more than the agreed amount. :D Very nice.

Date: 2008-01-22 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
LOL! Those aliens. They're always trying to put one over.

Glad you liked!

Date: 2008-01-15 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thrace-adams.livejournal.com
OMG this was funny!!! This was great!!!

Date: 2008-01-22 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you!

Date: 2008-01-15 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com
Oh, naquadah that was hot. And also, hysterical because Rodney+blustery=WIN all the time.

Date: 2008-01-22 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you liked! Those wacky aliens can never resist the blustery one. *g*

As an aside, it was so nice to meet you! Hope to see you at some fannish gather in the future. :)

Date: 2008-01-22 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com
Hee. It was great meeting you too! Now that I know it's easy to get up there from DC, I am sure I will visit more often. Yay for fangirl fun!

Date: 2008-01-15 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonotgoingthere.livejournal.com
Wonderfully done!

Date: 2008-01-22 03:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Thanks! So glad you liked it!

Date: 2008-01-15 10:50 pm (UTC)
amalthia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] amalthia
this was funny and hot. :)

Date: 2008-01-22 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
So glad you enjoyed it, doll. Thanks!

Date: 2008-01-15 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catmoran.livejournal.com
Rodney was pretty sure this translated: Yes, and I'd like you to tie me up first.

I love it when they learn new things about each other on missions. :D

Date: 2008-01-22 03:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Going off world can be so educational! *g*

Date: 2008-01-16 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sloganeer.livejournal.com
You had me at "the blustery one." I mean, the rest was great, but that was just perfect.

Date: 2008-01-22 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Sometimes those aliens just have Rodney's number. *g*

So glad you liked!

Date: 2008-01-16 01:35 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/tesserae_/
Hysterical... and this: "So-- naquadah." totally belongs on an icon!

Date: 2008-01-22 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
LOL! Naquadah. It's the new euphemism.

Date: 2008-01-16 03:51 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] nudaydreamer.livejournal.com
If aliens come to Earth and the government is looking for someone to design our crazy earthling sex rituals, I'm recommending you. *So* hot.

Date: 2008-01-22 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
LOL! You know I'd totally take that job.

So glad you liked this!

Date: 2008-01-16 05:02 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lillian13.livejournal.com
Ooooh, nice and hot, and leaves an opening for more later...more later?

Date: 2008-01-22 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked! And you never know. They're might be more later. *g*

Date: 2008-01-16 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teenygozer.livejournal.com
"Organizational purposes" -- so, that's what the kids are calling it these days!

Date: 2008-01-22 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
LOL! Yes, yes, it's the new euphemism.

Date: 2008-01-16 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcalex22.livejournal.com
Hee, cute! :)

Date: 2008-01-22 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Glad you liked! :)

Date: 2008-01-16 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sgakaz.livejournal.com
Sweet and hot just the way I like my porn.

Date: 2008-01-22 03:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you liked it! Thanks!

The Trading Customs of MCX-534

Date: 2008-01-20 12:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] velocitygrass.livejournal.com
Aliens make them not do it!

Very hot and "the blustery one" was too cute.

Re: The Trading Customs of MCX-534

Date: 2008-01-22 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I figure sometimes the aliens have to mix things up. *g*

Glad you liked this, doll!

Date: 2008-01-23 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krisdia.livejournal.com
Yay for porn!

Date: 2008-01-27 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I think that ought to be our fangirl group's official motto. *g*

Date: 2008-03-10 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terrible-tues-1.livejournal.com
"All in all, a successful day of trading, Rodney thought." LOL

Date: 2008-04-05 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
He's a master of understatement sometimes, that Rodney! *g*

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