Title: A Boyfriend For Christmas
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney, Rodney/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rodney tells Santa what he wants for Christmas. Twenty years later, he finally gets it.
Word count: ~20,000
Warning: Holiday fluff!
Author's note: This is for my dear
barely_bean on the occasion of her big 3-0. Happy birthday, darling! Big thanks to
mecurtin for the super fast beta. The story is based on the Lifetime holiday movie of the same name, or at least the forty-five minutes I've seen of it. *g*
( Rodney McKay sat on Santa's lap for the first and last time when he was seventeen years old. He was a senior in college, at least a decade too old to be reciting a wish list, and naturally he'd been far too clever at any age to believe in magic sleighs and reindeer. He was only lowering himself to Kris Kringle's level now because of a dare--or possibly a threat. In Rodney's experience, these things could be surprisingly difficult to tell apart... )
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney, Rodney/OMC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rodney tells Santa what he wants for Christmas. Twenty years later, he finally gets it.
Word count: ~20,000
Warning: Holiday fluff!
Author's note: This is for my dear
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( Rodney McKay sat on Santa's lap for the first and last time when he was seventeen years old. He was a senior in college, at least a decade too old to be reciting a wish list, and naturally he'd been far too clever at any age to believe in magic sleighs and reindeer. He was only lowering himself to Kris Kringle's level now because of a dare--or possibly a threat. In Rodney's experience, these things could be surprisingly difficult to tell apart... )
SGA FIC: There's A New Kid In Town
Mar. 9th, 2008 12:58 amTitle: There's A New Kid In Town
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.
Notes: This is for
thdancingferret. I hope it brings some cheer. Vaguely based on the Anita Blake books by Laurell K. Hamilton, or the first one anyway, since that's as far I've gotten right now. Thanks to the wonderful
svmadelyn for the idea and the first line.
( John Sheppard didn't sleep with vampires; he killed them. It was important to be clear about these things, he'd found… )
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new vampire is taking L.A. by storm, and he has an offer to make vampire hunter John Sheppard.
Notes: This is for
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( John Sheppard didn't sleep with vampires; he killed them. It was important to be clear about these things, he'd found… )
SGA FIC: Gotta Dance!
Feb. 22nd, 2008 02:13 pmTitle: Gotta Dance!
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Summary: What wouldn't Rodney do for a ZPM?
Notes: Originally published in Surfacing, the most excellent SGA zine edited by
stormheller and
tovalentin. Thanks guys! Also big thanks to
etben and
barely_bean for beta reading.
( Rodney had decided on the tango for their number, which involved Rodney grabbing John, welding their bodies together and manhandling him all around the room. Not the most convenient time for John to realize that Rodney McKay getting physical and taking charge of him was totally his happy zone... )
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Summary: What wouldn't Rodney do for a ZPM?
Notes: Originally published in Surfacing, the most excellent SGA zine edited by
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( Rodney had decided on the tango for their number, which involved Rodney grabbing John, welding their bodies together and manhandling him all around the room. Not the most convenient time for John to realize that Rodney McKay getting physical and taking charge of him was totally his happy zone... )
Squeeful Rec!
Jan. 27th, 2008 08:54 pmMy dear, dear
alizarin_nyc wrote me a hot, hot, perfect SGA/Torchwood story in which the SGA team has a very productive trip to Cardiff.
Where The Similarities End
Go, read, enjoy!
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Where The Similarities End
Go, read, enjoy!
SGA Porn: The Trading Customs of MCX-534
Jan. 15th, 2008 10:34 amI'm reposting this entry for the Porn Battle here in my LJ for organizational purposes.
Title: The Trading Customs of MCX-534
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes the guys just have to take one for the naquadah.
Notes: For the fifth Porn Battle.
( The deal was simple. Atlantis could have all the naquadah it wanted, just as long as John and Rodney could withstand the tease of five hundred hands without coming... )
Title: The Trading Customs of MCX-534
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sometimes the guys just have to take one for the naquadah.
Notes: For the fifth Porn Battle.
( The deal was simple. Atlantis could have all the naquadah it wanted, just as long as John and Rodney could withstand the tease of five hundred hands without coming... )
Choose your own porn: Part 2
Jan. 1st, 2008 01:27 amUm, so the writing bogged down a little after I opened the bottle of wine. *g* But here's part 2. Thanks to everyone for their suggestions!
( Choose your own porn: John and Rodney pretending to be gay, Part 2 )
[Poll #1113957]
I'm going to bed now. Whatever is ahead when I wake up in the morning is the winner. Happy New Year everyone!
( Choose your own porn: John and Rodney pretending to be gay, Part 2 )
[Poll #1113957]
I'm going to bed now. Whatever is ahead when I wake up in the morning is the winner. Happy New Year everyone!
Choose your own porn: Part 1
Dec. 31st, 2007 06:48 pmOkay, so
amireal convinced me that there could be both a grabby princess and a ZPM making John and Rodney pretend to be gay. The poll was almost a dead heat when I closed it. Also, I'm easy. *g*
( Choose your own porn: John and Rodney pretending to be gay, Part 1 )
[Poll #1113831]
Polls close at eight o'clock!
Okay, the voting is done! You wanted outfits, makeup and a tea ceremony, you got it. *g*
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( Choose your own porn: John and Rodney pretending to be gay, Part 1 )
[Poll #1113831]
Okay, the voting is done! You wanted outfits, makeup and a tea ceremony, you got it. *g*
Choose your own porn!
Dec. 31st, 2007 02:14 pmIt appears that "pretending to be gay" won the New Year's Dirt poll. "Forced to marry" came in a close second, and as the lovely
anitac588 pointed out, the two themes do go very naturally together. Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*
I decided this really should be choose your own porn. Therefore, another poll! Results in an hour.
[Poll #1113743]
ETA: Okay, Temple of Man Love it is!
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I decided this really should be choose your own porn. Therefore, another poll! Results in an hour.
[Poll #1113743]
ETA: Okay, Temple of Man Love it is!
A dirty New Year
Dec. 31st, 2007 12:51 pmI've been so lazy since I got back from my family's house. Instead of going out tonight, I just want to stay in and hang out and ring in the New Year with some SGA porn. So...a poll. Whatever is winning in an hour, that's what I'll write.
[Poll #1113712]
And the winner is...pretending to be gay!
[Poll #1113712]
And the winner is...pretending to be gay!
SGA Porn: The Warriors Of Bekkai
Dec. 16th, 2007 08:57 pmTitle: The Warriors Of Bekkai
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney/Ronon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: On a strange planet, Rodney gets initiated into the ways of the warrior.
Notes: This was supposed to be for
technosage's Porn Paragraph-A-Thon, but…it's many and many paragraphs too long for comment porn. The prompt was Rodney/Ronon/John, mission report.
( They helped him out of his clothes. Ronon's big hands slid the pants down his legs. John pulled off his jacket and T-shirt. There was more rustling of fabric, and then Rodney felt the brush of a bare chest against his arm. He sucked in his breath, and his cock strained painfully… )
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney/Ronon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: On a strange planet, Rodney gets initiated into the ways of the warrior.
Notes: This was supposed to be for
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( They helped him out of his clothes. Ronon's big hands slid the pants down his legs. John pulled off his jacket and T-shirt. There was more rustling of fabric, and then Rodney felt the brush of a bare chest against his arm. He sucked in his breath, and his cock strained painfully… )
SGA FIC: The One Adventuring Atlantean
Dec. 11th, 2007 09:55 pmTitle: The One Adventuring Atlantean
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Atlantis to the tune of "The Twelve Dancing Princesses."
Notes: Big thank you to
kassrachel for the speedy beta!
Dedication: This is for my dear, dear
barely_bean who is having a birthday in a couple of hours. I hope you have a wonderful day, darling!
( It was the same story night after night. Sheppard was always perfectly hospitable, helpful even. He left the door to the spare room open, and kept the lights on, and set out a stack of books on the bedside table for his guest's perusal. Every morning, the hopeful volunteer woke from a deep, snoring sleep to find Sheppard's bed empty, no sign of him anywhere, and no memory of having drifted off… )
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Atlantis to the tune of "The Twelve Dancing Princesses."
Notes: Big thank you to
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Dedication: This is for my dear, dear
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( It was the same story night after night. Sheppard was always perfectly hospitable, helpful even. He left the door to the spare room open, and kept the lights on, and set out a stack of books on the bedside table for his guest's perusal. Every morning, the hopeful volunteer woke from a deep, snoring sleep to find Sheppard's bed empty, no sign of him anywhere, and no memory of having drifted off… )
My darling
barely_bean has posted a coda to last night's SGA episode that's just perfect. Go check out That Flesh Is Heir To.
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SGA Lifetime Holiday Movies!
Dec. 6th, 2007 01:27 pmThat's how I've been amusing myself today. Reimagineering my favorite sappy made-for-TV holiday sap fests with John and Rodney. Oh, the cheer! Oh how I got carried away! *g*
Here's the first synopsis:
( The Christmas List )
Here's the first synopsis:
( The Christmas List )
SGA FIC: Glory Hole Diva
Dec. 2nd, 2007 10:51 amFor organizational purposes, I'm reposting this comment fic here.
Title: Glory Hole Diva
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: For John, one of the pleasures of shore leave is anonymity.
Note: For my impromptu Party Favor Kink Challenge.
( John took a sip of his beer and did reconnaissance out of the corner of his eye. There was a table of college girls at nine o'clock, a family with teenagers arguing about curfew across from them. This was what John loved about this place. You'd think the only action was fried food and mugs of draft unless you knew where to look... )
Title: Glory Hole Diva
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: For John, one of the pleasures of shore leave is anonymity.
Note: For my impromptu Party Favor Kink Challenge.
( John took a sip of his beer and did reconnaissance out of the corner of his eye. There was a table of college girls at nine o'clock, a family with teenagers arguing about curfew across from them. This was what John loved about this place. You'd think the only action was fried food and mugs of draft unless you knew where to look... )
( Miller's Crossing )
I just read this coda by
apple_pi If I Could Walk On Water, which is exactly what I think happens next. Yay coda!
I just read this coda by
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Kissing poll
Nov. 30th, 2007 03:47 pmI am so bored at work today, and it's way too hot in here, and I can't concentrate, so I can't write, and I've now run out of things to read on the Internets. So...a poll! About John and Rodney's first kiss, because...well, I like thinking about John and Rodney's first kiss. :)
[Poll #1098076]
[Poll #1098076]
The lovely and talented
barely_bean has written a story that will be the best kind of treat for fans of SGA and Pushing Daisies. It's called Living Will, written for
slodwick's birthday.
SGA fans, even if you don't watch Pushing Daisies, it's a story you'll still want to read. Go. Enjoy!
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SGA fans, even if you don't watch Pushing Daisies, it's a story you'll still want to read. Go. Enjoy!