Choose your own porn!

[scribblinlenore]

It appears that "pretending to be gay" won the New Year's Dirt poll. "Forced to marry" came in a close second, and as the lovely anitac588 pointed out, the two themes do go very naturally together. Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*

I decided this really should be choose your own porn. Therefore, another poll! Results in an hour.

[Poll #1113743]

ETA: Okay, Temple of Man Love it is!

Comments

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

see the best thing about option 2, Rodney gets to make all these Sheppard intergalactic man-whore comments so then John totally totally gets to get back at him. *heart*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Poor John! He's getting groped and Rodney's making fun of him. He'd definitely need some revenge! *g*

[krisdia.livejournal.com]

And to add to the above, John gets to use embarrassing pet nicknames for Rodney just to aggravate him even more *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! If that option wins the poll, I'll definitely put that in the story.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I am in love with everything about this post and the comments within it.

eta: Oh oh! Can there be pining? I love pining. *pines*

[minaloush.livejournal.com]

seconded. yay pining. yay one of them ( john ) being sekritly gay and annoyed by having to pretend to be straight pretending to be gay.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I do love that idea! And John would be so bad at pretending to be straight pretending to be gay, and Rodney would ask him if he'd hit his head or something. Or better yet, assume he's homophobic. Poor John!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I will definitely try to add some pining! :)

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*

Woot! *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best! *g*

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

Damn, voted one second too late. Although I do love the first option, too. Rodney aggressively gaying up and John watching in horror, trying to play along while hiding his humongous man crush on Rodney (can there pining for this option, too?)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I have promised amberlynne some pining, so pining there will be! :)

[amireal.livejournal.com]

WHY CAN IT NOT BE BOTH?

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

You mean...in the same story? John's busy dodging the princess while Rodney is trying to talk his way into the temple, and they both hit upon the pretending to be gay plan at the same time? Or...something? *g*

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Sure! That way they'll be so happy to get what they want it'll take HOURS for them to realize the sorts of trouble their in! *G* In fact John will be extra convincing because he looks so relieved to be with Rodney.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

or or you know, they can't offend princess whatsherface because she has the keys to the temple and she's all if you're really gay, prove it to me with the man-lovin and Rodney is all with the threatening of cold showers forever if John loses him this

[ladyoflisquill.livejournal.com]

Most Sacred Temple of Man Love

Is it bad how much I laughed after readding this?

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I think it only appropriate, really! *g*

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Aw, I voted and then saw that I was voting for the one that was chosen! Woop.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Go Team Temple of Man Love! *g*

[isagel.livejournal.com]

I love the workings of your shiny, dirty mind. Just so you know.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I'm glad someone besides me is amused! *g*

[aurora]

Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*
Yes, please!! My craving for tentacle!sex came out of nowhere, suddenly, and now I totally want to read it.