Title:
You Break It, You Bought It, And Other Rules to Live ByFandom: WB RPS
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Rules were meant to be broken.
Warnings: Special hell, excessive Southerness, abuse of italics, and probably some other stuff I'm forgetting.
Notes: Thanks to all the dirty!wrong RPS poll-takers who encouraged me to write this. What can I say? I can't resist you. Also, you should probably know that I've made Mrs. Padalecki sound like my grandmother (with apologies to them both!), just so you're prepared for it.
Disclaimer: This is a work of pure delusion. That's how seriously you should take it. No offense intended to any actual people.
( You Break It, You Bought It )