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I vote for dirty John/Rodney. Maybe aliens make them do it, or they're drugged, or there's sex pollen, but they're probably having sex in front of other people and don't really care, OR Rodney does something dumb off-world, like snaps his fingers and it's a horrible thing in this culture and John -- Rodney's "master" -- is compelled to SPANK HIM, ritually, as punishment, and when John's done with that Rodney has to give him a blowjob to show that he's sorry and will change his evil finger-snapping ways. And they're both really embarrassed and John starts off just sort of lightly slapping Rodney's ass, but the tribal people want SPANKING, so John squeezes his eyes shut and spanks Rodney and Rodney's wiggling all over John's lap and John spanks him again, but Rodney's wiggling so much John finally has to open his eyes so he can aim, and John discovers he's liking this a little too much, and then he discovers RODNEY'S liking it too, and they really get into it, and then the spanking's done and the tribal chief springs the second half of the ceremony on them -- the ritual blowjob of apology -- and John's maybe like, "oh, no, that's not a great idea --" but Rodney's already slid to the floor between John's legs and has his face buried in John's crotch.

Okay, that's the dirtiest I can do before having to go to work and pretend to be a productive member of society.