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Sex Toy Porn-a-rama

I often find myself thinking: There aren't nearly enough stories with sex toys in them. I know you're all shocked to hear this!

So here's a mini challenge. From now until tomorrow at midnight EDT, I'll be gathering prompts. Please comment with fandom, pairing, and prompt that includes a sex toy. Feel free to include a link to a specific item if you like! On Saturday morning, I'll post the prompts in a new post (you know, assuming that I'm not the only one who thinks this is a good idea! *g*), and then people can comment with their stories.

Hit me with some prompts! And please pimp!

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Somebody rilly rilly needs to do John/Rodney with an OhMiBod. Because that would be hilariouscakes.

This is an *amazing* idea.

SGA: John/Rodney, vibrator

Firefly: Mal/Simon, cockring (does a cockring count as a sex toy?)

SGA again: Teyla/anyone, strap-on

SGA, John/Rodney, Ancient sex toys look a lot like ordinary household objects
SGA, John/Rodney, John loses a bet and has to wear a butt plug to a staff meeting
SGA, John/Rodney, Aliens make them use oddly shaped alien sex toys
SGA, John/Ronon, Ronon demonstrates the fine art of Satedan rope play for John
SGA, Ronon/Jennifer, Jennifer comes back from a visit to Earth with this (http://store.babeland.com/double-dildos/nexus)
SGA, Teyla solo, A vibrator is a horny pregnant woman's best friend
SGA, Group, Atlantis has its first ever sex toy party

Smallville, Clark/Lex, Lex has a gift for Clark: a Red!K dildo
Smallville, Clark/Lex, The Fortress of Solitude has some previously undiscovered equipment

Supernatural, Sam/Dean, Sam shows Dean that feathers are in fact sex toys
Supernatural, Dean/Bella, Bella introduces Dean to the joys of pegging

Heroes, Nathan/Peter, Nathan uses a cock ring to teach Peter a lesson about control

Firefly, Jayne/Kaylee, Serenity is hauling a cargo of sex toys, and Kaylee figures no one will miss one itsy bitty little harness and a dildo
Firefly, Mal/Simon, Mal finds Simon's fur-lined handcuffs
Firefly, Inara solo, A good companion knows the importance of self-pleasure and has the right tools for the job

omg omg omg omg!
I'm so DED just from reading some of your PROMPTS! you should be x-rated for LIFE, girl!

particularly:

SGA, John/Rodney, John loses a bet and has to wear a butt plug to a staff meeting

Heroes, Nathan/Peter, Nathan uses a cock ring to teach Peter a lesson about control

gaaaaaaaaah!!

okayokay, you're giving me ideas now...

- Carson/Rodney: Rodney wants Carson to put a permanent mark ~~of ownership~~ on him. Preferably knifeplay (a knife counts as a sex toy, right??!) or branding or whathaveyou...
- John is a pain slut (...do I even need to continue?...) and someone (can't decide, really... maybe Carter?) decides to test his limits. I'm gonna go for clothespins here :)

Shame is for the weak, right?

Yankees RPS, A-Rod/Jeter, butt plug

*runs away*

Oh, alright:

Firefly, Mal/Simon, restraints
Firefly, Kaylee/Inara, glass dildo

Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, alien lube (what does it do that's special? I don't know, you decide)
Torchwood, Tosh/Anyone, vibrator with a programmable remote control

dude....do you write fic? because im kind of amazed at how ridiculously in-character just your PROMPTS are. i mean....wow.

But of course :)

I keep it here (http://www.linaerys.com) and in my LJ. I haven't written much Torchwood or Firefly, though. I hope to be writing more Firefly soon.

Thanks!

SV-Clark/Lex - Sounds

SGA John/Rodney - gags, nipple clamps, or sex swing

SPN, Dean/Bela, fuck or die pegging fic, and a jealous Sam, ftw! \o/

I forgot the sex toy the first time. *facepalms*

Yankees RPS, A-Rod/Jeter, Even during the darkest days of the rift, A-Rod still has his fantasies and this (http://store.babeland.com/brands-tantus/protouch-plug-wine)

Gossip Girl, Chuck/Nate, A game of Truth or Dare ends in nipple clamps

Torchwood, Jack/Ianto, The boys go undercover at a sex club. Jack notices that the swing is unoccupied.
Torchwood, Jack/John, Sometimes back in the day John got tired of hearing Jack talk during sex. Fortunately the 51st century made really sturdy gags.
Torchwood, Own/Tosh, Owen's been naughty. Tosh has a riding crop.
Torchwood, Group, John returns with an alien device that's apparently designed to be used at sex parties to get everyone going. He amuses himself with it.

John/Rodney, a visit to Earth, and this glass dildo (http://www.sextoysdelivered.co.uk/images.php?image=170169_l.jpg&width=300&height=300).

Teyla/Cadman, a bit of a surprise, and this discreet vibrator (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AJ-0515--m-42).

Sam/Lorne, an incident in the mess hall, and this li'l scoop (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-17BF07--m-11) (I never knew existed; that's what Good Vibrations & her sisters are for).

Sentinel, Jim/Blair, bottom!Jim and a sling.
It's my personal sentinel kink. I know. I cant help myself *sigh*

Jensen/Jared - food (something silly like Cheezees or buffalo wings)

Sam/Dean - Handcuffs and the impala

Sam/Dean - BUTTPLUG and delayed orgasam (Big thanks if Dean can be wearing the plug over some length of time while in the impala as the passenger after being fucked stupid by sam, cum and lube keeping him slick inside and... *dies*)

Jensen/Jared OR Sam/Dean - Dildo and oil (hot, sweaty and intense)

Okay, just have to say that I've never seen Supernatural or read any fic, but now I *really* want to read that delayed orgasm fic. Damn...

Oh YAY!

CW RPS:
Jared/Jensen and those dice with sexual positions on them
Jared/Sandy with a strap-on

SPN:
Sam/Dean experiment with anal beads
Sam/Dean and electricity (like these gloves (http://www.kittenstoyroom.com/xcart/catalog/electro_sex_glove_set__electric_glove_set-p-790.html))

SGA

John/Rodney: John bent over a desk, Rodney brandishing a paddle. Bonus point for twisted!wrong AUs. *whistles innocently*
John/Rodney: collar and a leash!
John/Rodney: bondage tape
John/Teyla: A strap-on (because it's not fair that Rodney is the only one getting any pegging action from her)

Aieeee! Hooray.

Jack/Ianto: remote-controlled vibrating dildo during a staff meeting
Jack/Ianto: sport sheet (velvet elasticized sheet with velcro cuffs that attach anywhere. Can't find a picture!)

Jack/Owen: Owen asks about an alien device and Jack shows him

Jack/anyone: vibrating rings (http://store.babeland.com/men-couples-vibrating)

Jack/Captain John: handcuffs & cock ring ... Captain John is captured and restrained - a lot.

John/Rodney: aliens put anal beads inside one of them and the other has to get them out. Slowly.

Sam Carter/John or Rodney: bend over boyfriend (http://store.babeland.com/butt-top-picks/bend-over-beginner)

Any combination of John, Rodney, Ronon and Teyla - bantos sticks

SGA - John/Rodney, blindfolds

SGA, Teyla/Jennifer: "My people mastered vibrators long ago." ;)

That made me laugh out loud. AWESOME.

Sam/Dean - Dean discovers Sam owns a finely crafted handmade flogger (http://www.heartwoodwhips.com/info.htm) and knows way too much about it for plausible deniability.

Dom!rodney/sub!John with ball weights make poor John very, very sensitive. Or maybe some electo-play. That'd be fun.

Anything with this:

http://store.babeland.com/butt-toys/aneros-progasm

How about Rodney playing with it and fantasizing about John, who just happens to walk in at the wrong/right moment.

HLOTS: Frank/Mary cock ring, vibrator. Don't stop taking your meds, Frank! You can't have good sex after you're dead!

The Wire: Kima/McNulty. Pegging.

B7: Servalan/a not insignificant selection of Space Command. Some kind of sex toy that doesn't exist in C21. Surprise me!

Also, will there be a place to link to our existing sex-toy fics?

Also, will there be a place to link to our existing sex-toy fics?

I'm planning to do a roundup after the challenge in completed with links to all the stories written for it. I guess it could serve as something of a resource for people looking for sex toy stories. I'll invite people to link to their own or their favorite sex toy stories in the comments.

SG-1, Sam/Vala, strap-on

I could sit and stare at your brain ALL DAY.

*fascinated*

Fascinated isn't a code word for terrified, is it? *g*

I am going to go for the toy aspect:

http://www.toyssexshop.com/products/bms1027.htm

Jack/Ianto and a glow in the dark blow up doll

*cough* since you're asking, I'll give one... (btw, linaerys sent me here!)

Fandom: SGA or the Boa vs Python and Thoughtcrimes one

Pairing: John/Rodney or Emmett/Brendan

Toy: I'll go for a cockring! If you want, you can make it an Ancient cockring with special abilities of some sort!

Thank you :)

EDIT: Hmm, if you're after phrases or themes for SGA, how about "Fuck, it doesn't come off!"

Uh, maybe it gets stuck on one of the boys and he has to come out and admit his feelings the other and get his help to remove it!

SGA, Rodney/John -- Somebody discovers the Ancient sex toy closet

Torchwood:

Jack/Jack - the twenty-first century has a lot more innovation than the 1940s - vibrator.
Jack/Jack - the 1940s has more innovation than Jack knew - ordinary item turned into a sex toy (author's choice of which item).

Jack/Owen - cuffs and gag used on Owen.
Jack/Owen - telepathy as a sex toy.
Jack/Owen - speculum play.
Jack/Owen - stirrups (not the horseback kind)
Jack/Owen - nipple clamps

Owen/Ianto - speculum play
Owen/Ianto - stirrups
Owen/Ianto - bed restraints

Gwen/Tosh - alien vibrator that both can feel though it's only in one of them.
Gwen/Tosh - computer sex that makes Gwen come harder than the real thing ever has.
Gwen/Tosh - waterproof vibrator and hot bubble bath.

Dr Who:

Nine/Jack - sonic screwdriver
Nine/Jack - TARDIS bondage room (toys up to the author)
Nine/Jack/(voyeur Rose) - TARDIS bondage room (toys up to the author)
Nine/Jack/Rose - sentient alien vine.

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SGA : Ronon/John (Ronon/Lorne requests okay? Ronon/John/Lorne?)

Toy is a dildo.

Prompt is : You Lanteans are weird; or "You What? with that?" or "Sheppard, why do you have a severed penis in your nightstand?"

Psych, Shawn/Lassiter, ball gag. :D
Shawn's just a tad too mouthy and hands on for someone who doesn't want to be thrown down and shut up (with sex).

Tho, the whole idea of Lassiter in a sex shop (with Shawn) makes me rapturous. Even better if he's there on the job and trying desperately not to stare at the really scary things and Shawn's there just for the kicks all the while pretending to 'consult'.

SGA, Mcshep, Japanese rope bondage.
John notices that Rodney ties enemies up with ease and style.

Firefly, Mal/Simon, space viagra/something?
Simon accepts a drink from the wrong gentleman and Mal gets to either ease the pain or suffer the slutty!Simon without abusing the situation. Or Mal has to ease the pain without helping himself?

John/Rodney Wanting John to start connecting sex with Rodney, he starts going through a toy catalog asking John's opinion/suggestions. John is totally embarrassed, yet unexpectedly just as aroused.

Jim/Blair Blair finds out you don't get Jim's carry on luggage without permission because it just might be where the man he thought was a straight prude might keep his extensive toy collection.

I will give my prompts in the form of links to the toy site, Extreme restraints. Note, VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Sports Night, Danny/Casey
http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-bubble-butt-plug_2529.html

BSG, Kara/Leoben
http://www.extremerestraints.com/prisoner-transport-steel-restraints_2302.html

Office, Jim/Pam
http://www.extremerestraints.com/beginners-ball-gag_2250.html

Sarah Connor Chronicles, Derek/Sarah
http://www.extremerestraints.com/latex-examination-gloves_546.html

Doctor Who, Ten/Donna
http://www.extremerestraints.com/stallion-guard_9.html

Heroes, Peter/Claire
http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-squirmy-bendable-vibrator_2167.html

Die Hard, McClane/Farrell
http://www.extremerestraints.com/snap-on-cock-and-ball-harness_1952.html

The O.C., Ryan/Taylor
http://www.extremerestraints.com/leather-spanking-skirt_1075.html

Black Donnellys, Tommy/Jenny
http://www.extremerestraints.com/zippered-eyeless-hood_2347.html

Veronica Mars, Veronica/Logan
http://www.extremerestraints.com/easy-access-restraint-system_750.html

Firefly, Jayne/Kaylee
http://www.extremerestraints.com/under-the-bed-restraint-system_638.html

ETA: Any of these toys used with any of the above pairings = A OK as well! :P

SGA, John/Rodney: They order a standard dildo or vibrator from an on-line catalog, but accidentally get a "twice as nice" rabbit vibrator (http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-2-AL-BE03--m-35) (generally designed to be used by women).

SGA, John/Rodney: John uses nipple clamps on Rodney.

SGA, John/Rodney: John gives Rodney a beginner's flogger, and asks for a favor.

SGA, John/Rodney: For an inexplicable reason, a crate of ostrich feathers comes on the Daedalus. John and Rodney experiment.

SGA, John/Rodney: Rodney has a "thing" for a specific gay male porn star, who of course has a dildo designed to look like his penis. John buys him one as a surprise.

Rodney, John, nipple clamps.

Because really. *NIPPLES*.

Firefly, any combination of Inara/Kaylee/River, a pretty little g-spot vibrator:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/innie_vibrators.html#t-lab-2259

Firefly, Mal/Simon, collar and leash, perhaps some kind of playacting for a job, at least at first:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/collars.html

Smallville, Lex/Clark, blindfold, improvised (one of Lex's ties?)

SGA, Teyla (with or without others involved), "smart balls" PC exercisers, worn while sparring:
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/pc_exercisers.html#t-fuf-1623

SPN, Jess/Sam, the share silicone double dildo (pegging, with or without harness):
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/double_dildos.html#t-fuf-2255

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