Talk dirty to me!

[scribblinlenore]

You know when you're in one of those moods where you want to read something that's just dirty, dirty, filthy-dirty? Sex worker dirty, bondage and mind games dirty, orgy dirty, exhibitionism dirty, sex pollen dirty. Whatever the theme. Just dirty, dirty, dirty.

Yeah, I'm in that mood. *g*

Rec me your go-to dirty stories? I was thinking SGA, but really, when it comes to dirty stories, I'm open to any fandom.

Comments

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

This is difficult because most of my favorites, YOU WROTE! ;)

Ummm. Lemme see.

Your Delicate Seams (http://unamaga.livejournal.com/234535.html) by unamaga and kashmir1 - The One Where Rodney's Gets De-aged and Wants to Come A Lot. They also wrote Always Get Your Way (http://unamaga.livejournal.com/247378.html) - The One Where Rodney Buys a Book and Wants To Get Creative.

Seven Days (http://sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com/268629.html) by sheafrotherdon and siriaeve - The One Where John Missed Rodney and He is Also Very Bendy.

Thursday Porn (http://apple-pi.livejournal.com/269916.html) by apple_pi and the companion (http://aesc.livejournal.com/298740.html#cutid1) by aesc - Um. It's just dirty. Ahem.

Performing Arts (http://runpunkrun.livejournal.com/232393.html) by runpunkrun - The One With The Mirror. RAWR!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Here (http://del.icio.us/Elucreh/for_lenore(filthy))

At the top of the page is mostly bandom, as that's my most recent fandom, but if it isn't for you there's SGA and SPN etc further down.

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm going to be a total pimping whore and say my top dirtiest would probably be, in no particular order,
Proxy, VM, Logan/Lilly, Logan/Veronica, For Lilly Kane's fuckedupness http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/161499.html

Petals, Doctor Who, Ten/Rose, for drugged, public sex
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/324403.html

Allow, Mac Commercials, Mac/PC Guardian, for various kinks
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/468553.html

The Things You Know About a Person, Sarah Connor Chronicles, Derek/John (for dirtybadwrong, as much as the dirty)
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/721843.html

A Small and 100% Innocent Token of Gratitude, Iron Man, Tony/Pepper (for foot kink and wall fucking - er, against, not gloryhole style)
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/741708.html

Irreparable, Iron Man, Tony/Pepper (for sheer volume of kink and fuckedupness)
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/759911.html

As for other people, the following may contain various levels of quality in other areas, but for sheer dirtybadhotness

Xmen (?comicverse) Wolverine/Gambit dubcon http://members.tripod.com/mvslash/o/experiment.htm

SPN, Sam/Jess, pussy eating
http://mona1347.livejournal.com/193946.html

SPN, Sam/Jess, pegging
http://mickeym.livejournal.com/887326.html

Iron Man, Tony/Pepper, fucking by proxy
http://atrata.livejournal.com/137574.html

Secretary, Gray/Holloway, Electricity play
http://meadowlion.livejournal.com/65443.html

Top of the List, SGA, Rough Sex
http://www.helenish.net/top.shtml

Due South, Fraser/Ray K, bondage
http://hos.slashcity.com/iaitw.htm

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

An awesome, hilarious, rather dirty I guess SPN story. I read it whenever I get how you are at the moment - it hits the spot quite well for me maybe it will for you too...

http://alazysod.livejournal.com/191992.html#cutid1

[justabi.livejournal.com]

This one does it for me every fucking time.

No Anarchy in the Universe (http://fiction.vaportraces.com/viewstory.php?sid=66&ageconsent=ok&warning=1) by z_rayne.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

In SGA, mmmchelle and thegrrrl2002's The Pervy Fic (http://chelle.slashcity.org/atlantis/pervy.shtml) is hot like burning. And Sentinel fandom is full of the bad, dirty fic, like Valentin's Throwback (http://mediafans.org/valentin/throwback.html). :)

[payoffpitch.livejournal.com]

americanleaguer wrote me a smutty BDSM Derek/Alex story:

http://americanleaguer.livejournal.com/44485.html

[deadlychameleon.livejournal.com]

http://concernedlily.livejournal.com/41939.html

Informed Consent
by concernedlily

SPN Sam/Dan. Tattoos can be sexy.

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Heh. First one that came to mind was one of yours. *g*

[tzi.livejournal.com]

I know it's not nice to toot your own horn, but this might qualify (http://www.caffiends.net/viewstory.php?sid=459). #^_^#

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

Not that this is particularly smutty, but happy belated birthday! I'm so glad you had a lovely one, because you totally deserve it!

[dossier.livejournal.com]

how we operate (http://ladyflowdi.livejournal.com/390724.html) by ladyflowdi SGA OT4 orgy!

[vickita.livejournal.com]

Your fingerprints, everywhere (http://lazy-daze.livejournal.com/462006.html) by lazy_daze, SPN, Sam/Dean, a little D/S for your entertainment. This story blows my mind every single time.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

kink_bingo has been coming out with the hottest fics in fandom right now. brb.

Breakfast of Champions (http://sardonicsmiley.livejournal.com/72607.html?style=mine) sardonicsmiley, Dean/Vala, SG-1/SPN crossover.

One Percent (http://sardonicsmiley.livejournal.com/74797.html?style=mine) by sardonicsmiley, John/random encounter, SGA, glory holes.

Performing Arts (http://runpunkrun.livejournal.com/232393.html#cutid1) by runpunkrun, John/Rodney, mirrors, fun, realistic sex.

Then there's:

Naked Under All These Clothes (http://community.livejournal.com/sga_genderfuck/2449.html) by janne_d, John/Rodney, crossdressing.

Oh, drat. There was a really short one about Rodney giving John a handjob during a staff meeting that was blazing hot. Let me go find that.

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

I just read this Verbotene Liebe (http://owls-in-winter.livejournal.com/32322.html) story. You know - Verbotene Liebe -soap that you all keep not falling for? ;-).
Anyhoo, ninamalfoy wrote delicious story about Gregor (big brother) fantasizing about his little brother Christian (straight guy turned gay) having sex with Oliver.
I think you'll like it.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

The Eighth Level of Hell is Reserved for Rodney McKay (http://www.sga.kyrieane.com/kyrieane/reserved.html) - all kinds of dirtybadwrong orgy

When in Rome (http://crazy-obsessed.livejournal.com/6098.html) - John/Rodney with two random women

Until the World Crumbles (http://community.livejournal.com/mckay_sheppard/1039270.html) - Rodney/John/Ronon

Feeding Frenzy (http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/217825.html) - orgy

Command Structure (http://www.caffiends.net/viewstory.php?sid=459) - bdsm

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Well I'm an SPN gal. but if you want a couple porntastic Sam/Dean recs, just let me know.

[ariadne83]

http://glitterati.talkoncorners.net/fiction/!.php
The one where Rodney's high on wraith enzyme and fucks a bunch of people

[ceares.livejournal.com]

Coming late to the party, but hey, it's never to late for hot, dirty sex!

If you read Sam/Dean, you've probably read these, but still jaw droppingly hot.

TMI
http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/supernatural/TMI.html

and Vegas
http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/supernatural/Vegas.html