Talk dirty to me!

[scribblinlenore]

You know when you're in one of those moods where you want to read something that's just dirty, dirty, filthy-dirty? Sex worker dirty, bondage and mind games dirty, orgy dirty, exhibitionism dirty, sex pollen dirty. Whatever the theme. Just dirty, dirty, dirty.

Yeah, I'm in that mood. *g*

Rec me your go-to dirty stories? I was thinking SGA, but really, when it comes to dirty stories, I'm open to any fandom.

Comments

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

This is difficult because most of my favorites, YOU WROTE! ;)

Ummm. Lemme see.

Your Delicate Seams (http://unamaga.livejournal.com/234535.html) by unamaga and kashmir1 - The One Where Rodney's Gets De-aged and Wants to Come A Lot. They also wrote Always Get Your Way (http://unamaga.livejournal.com/247378.html) - The One Where Rodney Buys a Book and Wants To Get Creative.

Seven Days (http://sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com/268629.html) by sheafrotherdon and siriaeve - The One Where John Missed Rodney and He is Also Very Bendy.

Thursday Porn (http://apple-pi.livejournal.com/269916.html) by apple_pi and the companion (http://aesc.livejournal.com/298740.html#cutid1) by aesc - Um. It's just dirty. Ahem.

Performing Arts (http://runpunkrun.livejournal.com/232393.html) by runpunkrun - The One With The Mirror. RAWR!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I've only read one of these. Which is kind of made of fail on my part. But still, new stories! Yay!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

Here (http://del.icio.us/Elucreh/for_lenore(filthy))

At the top of the page is mostly bandom, as that's my most recent fandom, but if it isn't for you there's SGA and SPN etc further down.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Awww! Thank you. That was so cool of you to do. And I'm not against bandom, at all. I find Pete and Patrick, in particular, very cute together. So yay! Happy reading to me!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm going to be a total pimping whore and say my top dirtiest would probably be, in no particular order,
Proxy, VM, Logan/Lilly, Logan/Veronica, For Lilly Kane's fuckedupness http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/161499.html

Petals, Doctor Who, Ten/Rose, for drugged, public sex
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/324403.html

Allow, Mac Commercials, Mac/PC Guardian, for various kinks
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/468553.html

The Things You Know About a Person, Sarah Connor Chronicles, Derek/John (for dirtybadwrong, as much as the dirty)
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/721843.html

A Small and 100% Innocent Token of Gratitude, Iron Man, Tony/Pepper (for foot kink and wall fucking - er, against, not gloryhole style)
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/741708.html

Irreparable, Iron Man, Tony/Pepper (for sheer volume of kink and fuckedupness)
http://svilleficrecs.livejournal.com/759911.html

As for other people, the following may contain various levels of quality in other areas, but for sheer dirtybadhotness

Xmen (?comicverse) Wolverine/Gambit dubcon http://members.tripod.com/mvslash/o/experiment.htm

SPN, Sam/Jess, pussy eating
http://mona1347.livejournal.com/193946.html

SPN, Sam/Jess, pegging
http://mickeym.livejournal.com/887326.html

Iron Man, Tony/Pepper, fucking by proxy
http://atrata.livejournal.com/137574.html

Secretary, Gray/Holloway, Electricity play
http://meadowlion.livejournal.com/65443.html

Top of the List, SGA, Rough Sex
http://www.helenish.net/top.shtml

Due South, Fraser/Ray K, bondage
http://hos.slashcity.com/iaitw.htm

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Excellent! I've read your Mac/PC Guardian story, which was just delightfully dirty-bad-wrong. Can't wait to read the others on your list! I feel like you're my good luck charm after the whole happy accident with the SVU story the other day. :)

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

*g*

I made my day to get that feedback the other day. That story was sort of a turning point for me, writing wise, and in an obscure fandom, so I'm always thrilled to get feedback for it.

If you have any more specific types of dirtybadwrongness you particularly like, I can poke through the fic I have delicioused.

[supesfan88.livejournal.com]

An awesome, hilarious, rather dirty I guess SPN story. I read it whenever I get how you are at the moment - it hits the spot quite well for me maybe it will for you too...

http://alazysod.livejournal.com/191992.html#cutid1

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

LOL! I finally got a chance to read this, and it's hilarious. Amnesia. Hee!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

This one does it for me every fucking time.

No Anarchy in the Universe (http://fiction.vaportraces.com/viewstory.php?sid=66&ageconsent=ok&warning=1) by z_rayne.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

In SGA, mmmchelle and thegrrrl2002's The Pervy Fic (http://chelle.slashcity.org/atlantis/pervy.shtml) is hot like burning. And Sentinel fandom is full of the bad, dirty fic, like Valentin's Throwback (http://mediafans.org/valentin/throwback.html). :)

[payoffpitch.livejournal.com]

americanleaguer wrote me a smutty BDSM Derek/Alex story:

http://americanleaguer.livejournal.com/44485.html

[deadlychameleon.livejournal.com]

http://concernedlily.livejournal.com/41939.html

Informed Consent
by concernedlily

SPN Sam/Dan. Tattoos can be sexy.

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Heh. First one that came to mind was one of yours. *g*

[tzi.livejournal.com]

I know it's not nice to toot your own horn, but this might qualify (http://www.caffiends.net/viewstory.php?sid=459). #^_^#

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

Not that this is particularly smutty, but happy belated birthday! I'm so glad you had a lovely one, because you totally deserve it!

[dossier.livejournal.com]

how we operate (http://ladyflowdi.livejournal.com/390724.html) by ladyflowdi SGA OT4 orgy!

[vickita.livejournal.com]

Your fingerprints, everywhere (http://lazy-daze.livejournal.com/462006.html) by lazy_daze, SPN, Sam/Dean, a little D/S for your entertainment. This story blows my mind every single time.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

kink_bingo has been coming out with the hottest fics in fandom right now. brb.

Breakfast of Champions (http://sardonicsmiley.livejournal.com/72607.html?style=mine) sardonicsmiley, Dean/Vala, SG-1/SPN crossover.

One Percent (http://sardonicsmiley.livejournal.com/74797.html?style=mine) by sardonicsmiley, John/random encounter, SGA, glory holes.

Performing Arts (http://runpunkrun.livejournal.com/232393.html#cutid1) by runpunkrun, John/Rodney, mirrors, fun, realistic sex.

Then there's:

Naked Under All These Clothes (http://community.livejournal.com/sga_genderfuck/2449.html) by janne_d, John/Rodney, crossdressing.

Oh, drat. There was a really short one about Rodney giving John a handjob during a staff meeting that was blazing hot. Let me go find that.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Here you go. Short but blazing hot.

Later (http://franticsga.livejournal.com/11791.html) by franticsga, John/Rodney, handjob where they could easily get caught. Oh, this took skill on their part.

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

I just read this Verbotene Liebe (http://owls-in-winter.livejournal.com/32322.html) story. You know - Verbotene Liebe -soap that you all keep not falling for? ;-).
Anyhoo, ninamalfoy wrote delicious story about Gregor (big brother) fantasizing about his little brother Christian (straight guy turned gay) having sex with Oliver.
I think you'll like it.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

The Eighth Level of Hell is Reserved for Rodney McKay (http://www.sga.kyrieane.com/kyrieane/reserved.html) - all kinds of dirtybadwrong orgy

When in Rome (http://crazy-obsessed.livejournal.com/6098.html) - John/Rodney with two random women

Until the World Crumbles (http://community.livejournal.com/mckay_sheppard/1039270.html) - Rodney/John/Ronon

Feeding Frenzy (http://community.livejournal.com/sga_flashfic/217825.html) - orgy

Command Structure (http://www.caffiends.net/viewstory.php?sid=459) - bdsm

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Well I'm an SPN gal. but if you want a couple porntastic Sam/Dean recs, just let me know.

[ariadne83]

http://glitterati.talkoncorners.net/fiction/!.php
The one where Rodney's high on wraith enzyme and fucks a bunch of people

[ceares.livejournal.com]

Coming late to the party, but hey, it's never to late for hot, dirty sex!

If you read Sam/Dean, you've probably read these, but still jaw droppingly hot.

TMI
http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/supernatural/TMI.html

and Vegas
http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/supernatural/Vegas.html