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scribblinlenore ([personal profile] scribblinlenore) wrote2009-01-28 09:25 pm

Bandom Porn: Fluff

I'm reposting this entry for the Porn Battle to my LJ for organizational purposes. If I find the time, I'd like to expand on this, because, you know, porn stars! *g*

Title: Fluff
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Prompt: sex toy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Porn stars!
Notes: For Porn Battle VII.
Disclaimer: Lies! All lies!




Fluff
by Lenore

Adult entertainment star Pete Wentz is known for three things:

1. He's the tiniest, most emo top in the business.

2. He'll do absolutely anything on film. Except kiss.

3. He's sometimes a little too good at getting his co-stars off.

This last item on the list short-circuits the filming of Passionate Productions latest XXX masterpiece.

"Cut, cut!" Raymond, the director, calls out irritably.

"You did that on purpose!" Pete's co-star, Tim Dunn (aka Sergeant Rammer), points an accusatory finger.

Pete sits up on the bed, grinning, a smudge of come on his cheek. "Hey, it's not my fault you couldn't last until I got my dick in you."

Sergeant Rammer storms off to his dressing room like a pissy little bitch.

"Okay," Raymond says. "I'll get Lance down here, and we'll skip to the spanking scene." He turns a stern look on Pete or, really, Pete's cock. "You don't lose that erection. Fluffer's waiting in your dressing room. New kid. Don't scare him."

Pete grins evilly. There's nothing he loves more than a new fluffer to terrorize.

This one turns out to be a baby-faced strawberry blond with dark-framed glasses, a trucker cap, and big, innocent blue eyes.

"Dude, have you even had sex before?" Pete asks.

"I, uh-- look younger than I am." The boy goes pink in the cheeks, and Pete can't remember the last time he saw anyone blush. "This job, it's just until my band takes off. Um. I'm Patrick, by the way."

Patrick has a very pretty mouth. Pete strokes his thumb over it, feeling hot breath on his skin. "I'm surprised Raymond doesn't want you in front of the camera."

"No, no," Patrick stammers. "I'm just-- for you." He glances down at Pete's erection, and his blush deepens. "I can-- If you want."

"Oh, I want."

Patrick sinks to his knees, starts to lean in. Pete cups his jaw. "Forget something, baby?"

"Right," Patrick says, with a fresh flush of embarrassment.

He grabs a condom from the dressing table and rolls it onto Pete's cock and goes down. And yeah, yeah. That pretty mouth wrapped around him, tight and hot. Sweet little tongue coming out to play. Pete sinks his fingers into Patrick's hair. Patrick rubs his hand over Pete's hip, his thumb tracing the edge of Pete's tattoo, and takes him deeper.

"So good, so good," Pete chants.

This seems to encourage Patrick, because he starts to get fancy, doing tricky things with his tongue, flirting with the edge of teeth. He looks like an angel down there on his knees, a besmirched angel, with a very visible bulge in his pants. Pete thrusts harder and tightens his grip on Patrick's hair. Patrick flicks a glance up at him, those blue eyes almost black, and Pete feels the telltale tingling at the base of his spine. He jerks away just in time to keep from coming.

"Sorry!" Patrick blurts out.

Pete shakes his head. "Dude, that was seriously hot."

"Um. Well. I'm, uh, kind of a fan?" Patrick gives Pete a hopeful look.

And hey, Pete is all about keeping hope alive. He whips Patrick's belt open and tugs down his zipper.

"Oh, God," Patrick gasps.

Pete pulls Patrick's cock out of his underwear. Nice, very nice. He wraps his palm around it, and yeah. It feels right in his hand, hot and urgent. He starts to stroke, rubbing his thumb over the little scar on the underside.

Patrick sucks in his breath. "You don't have to."

Pete grins wickedly. "No. I don't."

He tightens his grip, and Patrick's hips jerk sharply, and then he's coming in Pete's fist.

"God," Patrick mumbles.

Pete grins and cleans him up and tucks his cock back into his jeans. Patrick blinks at him in a daze. Pete takes Patrick's face between his hands and kisses him, deep and long and with lots of tongue.

Afterwards, Patrick looks even more dazed. "I thought you didn't--"

"Yeah, I don't. For work. So you're going to find another job. And I'm going to come over to your place. You'll play your music for me, and then maybe," he leans in, licks the rim of Patrick's ear, "I'll let you fuck me."

"But you don't--"

"Not for work, baby. Pleasure's a whole other thing." Pete winks and saunters off.

Fifteen minutes later, Raymond yells, "Wentz, what the hell did you do to the new guy? He didn't even last the damned day."

Pete breaks into a huge smile. Looks like he's got plans for tonight.

[identity profile] annaalamode.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I will pay you to expand on this! Because in my mind it has turned into domestic porn-star humor/fluff/porn. And, no, I didn't know there was pornstar fluff.

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. You know, when I first started thinking about expanding this, I was like: Yeah, and maybe there's some angst, because I don't know, porn is hard? There's jealousy? Pete gets a stalker?

And then I was like: Naw! It's...I didn't have the term pornstar fluff yet (thank you for coining it!), but yeah. Pornstar fluff. I have to finish my bigbang first, but then. I think I will have to write more.

[identity profile] annaalamode.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
I think pornstar fluff is an underappreciated fannish genre. I mean, they have sex for a living? You know at home they think a hot night is cooking dinner and cuddling on the couch.

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You know at home they think a hot night is cooking dinner and cuddling on the couch.

Exactly! Pete gets so into this novel domesticity thing that he wants to pick out curtains and stuff.

[identity profile] cloudsofsmoke.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
p.s. hai, i will also pay you money for more of this (plzplzplz?)
I had no idea this even existed...
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[personal profile] athenejen 2009-01-29 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
The idea of there being more of this made my eyes go all big. *grin* It would mean that I wouldn't have to be content with just re-reading this all the time. ;)

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Pete as a porn star. Patrick as his fluffer-turned-boyfriend. I just...I can't resist! *g*
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[identity profile] minacoleta.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
kjhFJSHDgljkl *dead*

GAH! Gaaah! *waves hands around in what could only be described as a, sadly, flail*

hfkslhagkj I still am freaking out! Gah!

That was so hot. And I loved it. GAH! I would do anything for you to finish this! lkhjldg! ANYTHING! WHAT WOULD I HAVE TO DO? >w

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm having way too much fun with this idea not to write more of it! I just have to finish my bigbang story first. I'm glad you had fun with this!
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[identity profile] minacoleta.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*flailflailflail* YAAAAY~! OMG yay!

>w< I'm soooo happy. GAH! good luck with your BBstory!
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[identity profile] josiemus-prime.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I love you, and I already added this to my rec list from the comment entry but now I'll change the link and add the info \o/ So much love for this and you, seriously

♥♥♥

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. And I really appreciate your including my stories on your recs list. That is such an awesome resource, by the way. I'm really haphazard about bookmarking stuff, so I use your recs list to find favorite stories that I've lost track of. It's the best!
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[identity profile] josiemus-prime.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
\o/ thank you, and thank you for writing this fic ♥_♥

[identity profile] daydreambeleevr.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm totally making heart eyes at this right now!

pornfluff! It's what's for breakfast!

k =)

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Pete and Patrick are just made for pornfluff! *g*

Glad you had fun with this!

[identity profile] shootingducks.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
kdjkdxkjl;dsajkldsjlkds
Hiiiiiiiii unfffff
yesssss.
<3

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. Glad you had fun with this!

[identity profile] misluvlei.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
loved it

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!

[identity profile] ohfreckle.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
This.
Oh God, besmirched Patrick, I don't have the words to express my love for this ♥
What kinds of bribe will it take for you to really continue with it?

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
No bribes necessary! I totally want to write more of this. It's next up after I finish my bigbang. Or, you know, while I'm writing my bigbang if I need a distraction. *g*

[identity profile] anglwitscbdwngs.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
please expand this. pretty please.

[identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com 2009-02-01 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I definitely plan to! :)

[identity profile] pr-scatterbrain.livejournal.com 2009-04-24 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I just loved the entire thing; it was utterly adorable and hot, which I suppose might be a strange combo for this sort of au, but somehow isn't (if that makes sense). What is, is a very enjoyable read which I bookmarked to reread later. :)