Kink Poll Continued: Smallville

[scribblinlenore]

I think Mondays are a good day for polling. It makes my day go faster! So here's the next kink poll. Keep in mind that I haven't watched SV since season 4, so it's possible I'm kind of out of touch. *g*



[Poll #1083407]



ETA: Sorry, Lois fans! I haven't seen her in enough episodes to include her in the poll, but if you'd like to speculate about her kinks, I started a thread for it here.

Also: Party Favors. When I did this poll thing for SGA, people took ideas from the poll as party favors and posted some comment porn. If the mood strikes you, feel free!

Comments

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

My votes definitely tend toward the besmirching of Clark. He really does just beg for it.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

He does, Lin! He does! And he's really, really good at it, too. *g*

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

This poll is much more disturbing than the last one. *giggle*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

It made me laugh SO HARD while I was putting it together. *bg*

[epeters.livejournal.com]

You do put a lot of thought into these don't you. lol

That's just between him and Bessie.
EWWWWW!!

And sex with mirrors for Lana. Too funny and sadly, the one I chose. LMAO!!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I take my poll-making very seriously! *g*

And hee. I couldn't help the thing about Bo and the cows. Because...well, I'm me and he's Bo.

[kendermouse.livejournal.com]

Lex: All of the above? ::grin:: Forced feminization by a Dominate partner who blindfolds him and gives him over for anonymous sex with a dark-haired prostitute with an innocent face? ::innocent look::

Martha: Subtle domination. Slowly working her men into doing what she wants them to and expanding their horizons slowly... until they WILLINGLY do for her things that they NEVER imagined let alone thought about actually DOING. ::grin:: LOVE a strong willed Martha.

km

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

It works for me!!!! :)

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

Huh. Looks like a gangbanging sort of Monday for me. (Let's not read anything into it, shall we?)

Also, Bessie was totally my second choice! That poor cow was a sub for Bo Kent all her life - so rarely getting anything more than foreplay from those too-short milking sessions... Oh, the bovine angst. Not to mention jealousy over that damn four-wheel sex toy of his.

[isagel.livejournal.com]

This poll is making me laugh so hard. Ah, Bo and his tractor. Though back in the day I would probably have insisted that he had a barn kink.

So does the fact that this poll makes me laugh while the SGA poll turned me on say more about the poll, about the state of Smallville, or about my current fannish obsessions? *ponders*

[radioreverie.livejournal.com]

No Lois? :(

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Sorry! I stopped watching mid season 4, so I just hadn't seen enough of Lois to speculate. But I started a thread (http://scribblinlenore.livejournal.com/393467.html?thread=9193723#t9193723) for people to discuss her kinks.

Poll, YaaaY!

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lenore, see *this* is why I love Smallville!!!!
Just look at this lovely delicious list of kinks. Torture, Red/greenK peg (!), just look at the list for Lex, damn.
Oh, and the idea of Bo and Bessie is just hilarious!!!

Re: Poll, YaaaY!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Smallville will ALWAYS be the kinkiest one of all, Anita. I really, really do miss it. Oh, the smut potential!

[zeldadestry.livejournal.com]

Hee! I think Martha would look smashing in her 'mistress of pain' ensemble. Clark's always sort of struck me as an uber-narc/hall monitor, so I've got to go with voyeurism for him (he just can't mind his own business!). I think Lex's self-loathing goes together nicely with anonymous sex (he'd think that the only person who could possibly love him is one who doesn't know him!). And Lana/sparkly pink strap on=OTP!

I can not wait to see what kinks you come up with for the Petrellis!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Heroes is up next! I have to do it when I have a lot of time, because that's going to be one long, long poll. *g*

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I can't wait for the Heroes poll. (My icon is a hint about Nathan's kink. *snerk* NOT REALLY.)

[isagel.livejournal.com]

Somehow my mind just went from the lederhosen to Nathan wearing other leather things to Nathan making Peter dress up in very tight, soft, black leather pants and nothing else, putting a collar around his neck and leading him on a leash into some very kinky sex club. Nathan himself in that last scenario would be impeccably dressed in a crisp designer suit.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen Lois in enough episode to include her in the poll, but she shouldn't be left out completely. Please comment here if you'd like to speculate about what gets Miss Lane going.

[galerian-ash.livejournal.com]

"Wholesome, loving sex in a monogamous relationship. What you and I think of as kink is just same-old, same-old to Lionel!"

LOL, I bet that's totally true! XD

And I love the idea of Jonathan thinking there might be a secret LuthorCorp conspiracy to turn him gay. *snickers* Oh man, these are all such a hoot!

[slinkling.livejournal.com]

This is a poll of awesomeness. Though there really needed to be an "all of the above" option for Lex.

Martha's kink: Lionel. Or, more broadly, being seduced by a bad, bad boy.

Jonathan's kink: Fantasizing about Lionel fucking Martha. (The Kents were a well-matched couple, all things considered.)

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

Jonathan's kink: Fantasizing about Lionel fucking Martha. (The Kents were a well-matched couple, all things considered.)

Now there's a story I'd really like to read!!

[hey-miss-missy.livejournal.com]

I love your icon so, so much.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

I wish I could claim credit for it, but it's by puppetoflove.

[isagel.livejournal.com]

You know I had to vote for the gangbanging of Clark, with matching dominant voyeurism for Lex, right? (If you remember Centerfold, you're probably well aware that that's where the unwritten sequels were rapidly heading inside my mind. Clark does so need to be used and defiled, but he'll only ever truly enjoy it under Lex's approving eye.) But crossdressing Lex is always a very close second.

Lana is such a non-person for me that I can't picture her having any kinks. She's just not real enough.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Gangbanging Clark is just so . . . perfect. And Lex orchestrating and watching. Yum.

[isagel.livejournal.com]

I have a serious kink for that scenario, or for anything that involves Clark doing dirty things and Lex watching. Clark is such a Space!Slut, and Lex would just sit back and watch him take it like the greedy boy he is from stranger after anonymous stranger, getting off on the knowledge that at the end of the night, he is the one who will take Clark home and keep him, that no one will ever touch him without Lex's permission.

I am not writing comment porn this time, because I really want to work on Vermin, but, since it fits my thoughts on this subject, I'll link to old voyeur/exhibitionist fic (http://isagel.wunderwesen.com/fiction/smallville/centerfold.htm) instead.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, I've read that story before, but it's always a treat to read it again. So hot. And I'll have fun imagining the next few chapters. YUM.

[winterlive.livejournal.com]

LEX LUTHOR LOVES L'ALIENS. his kink: aliens. space boner for: aliens.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

I think I found myself voting more influenced by stories of yours I've read than anything else. (Like Lex as voyeur and Clark getting gangbanged isn't *exactly* "Under Surveillance," but it's pretty darn close. *Fans self at the memory*). Really, I could buy just about any kink with those two.

Lois likes getting her clothes ripped off--that's actual canon from "Crimson." And she likes guys with big hands, if that counts as a kink.

[phoenix-run.livejournal.com]

Gross as it may sound, I think Jon liked touching his son a little *too* much. I think deep down inside he wanted to get down and dirty with Clark.

[cali5.livejournal.com]

What? No pegging option for Martha? LOL

This is great.