Kink Poll Continued: Smallville
Nov. 5th, 2007 03:33 pmI think Mondays are a good day for polling. It makes my day go faster! So here's the next kink poll. Keep in mind that I haven't watched SV since season 4, so it's possible I'm kind of out of touch. *g*
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ETA: Sorry, Lois fans! I haven't seen her in enough episodes to include her in the poll, but if you'd like to speculate about her kinks, I started a thread for it here.
Also: Party Favors. When I did this poll thing for SGA, people took ideas from the poll as party favors and posted some comment porn. If the mood strikes you, feel free!
[Poll #1083407]
ETA: Sorry, Lois fans! I haven't seen her in enough episodes to include her in the poll, but if you'd like to speculate about her kinks, I started a thread for it here.
Also: Party Favors. When I did this poll thing for SGA, people took ideas from the poll as party favors and posted some comment porn. If the mood strikes you, feel free!
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Date: 2007-11-05 08:49 pm (UTC)That's just between him and Bessie.
EWWWWW!!
And sex with mirrors for Lana. Too funny and sadly, the one I chose. LMAO!!
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Date: 2007-11-05 08:55 pm (UTC)And hee. I couldn't help the thing about Bo and the cows. Because...well, I'm me and he's Bo.
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Date: 2007-11-05 08:49 pm (UTC)Martha: Subtle domination. Slowly working her men into doing what she wants them to and expanding their horizons slowly... until they WILLINGLY do for her things that they NEVER imagined let alone thought about actually DOING. ::grin:: LOVE a strong willed Martha.
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Date: 2007-11-05 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-05 08:57 pm (UTC)Also, Bessie was totally my second choice! That poor cow was a sub for Bo Kent all her life - so rarely getting anything more than foreplay from those too-short milking sessions... Oh, the bovine angst. Not to mention jealousy over that damn four-wheel sex toy of his.
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Date: 2007-11-05 11:04 pm (UTC)So does the fact that this poll makes me laugh while the SGA poll turned me on say more about the poll, about the state of Smallville, or about my current fannish obsessions? *ponders*
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Date: 2007-11-05 08:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-05 09:16 pm (UTC)Poll, YaaaY!
Date: 2007-11-05 09:04 pm (UTC)Just look at this lovely delicious list of kinks. Torture, Red/greenK peg (!), just look at the list for Lex, damn.
Oh, and the idea of Bo and Bessie is just hilarious!!!
Re: Poll, YaaaY!
Date: 2007-11-05 09:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-05 09:08 pm (UTC)I can not wait to see what kinks you come up with for the Petrellis!
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Date: 2007-11-05 10:23 pm (UTC)LOL, I bet that's totally true! XD
And I love the idea of Jonathan thinking there might be a secret LuthorCorp conspiracy to turn him gay. *snickers* Oh man, these are all such a hoot!
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Date: 2007-11-05 10:44 pm (UTC)Martha's kink: Lionel. Or, more broadly, being seduced by a bad, bad boy.
Jonathan's kink: Fantasizing about Lionel fucking Martha. (The Kents were a well-matched couple, all things considered.)
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Date: 2007-11-06 01:16 am (UTC)Now there's a story I'd really like to read!!
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Date: 2007-11-05 11:11 pm (UTC)Lana is such a non-person for me that I can't picture her having any kinks. She's just not real enough.
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Date: 2007-11-06 02:30 am (UTC)I am not writing comment porn this time, because I really want to work on Vermin, but, since it fits my thoughts on this subject, I'll link to old voyeur/exhibitionist fic (http://isagel.wunderwesen.com/fiction/smallville/centerfold.htm) instead.
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Date: 2007-11-06 02:35 am (UTC)Lois likes getting her clothes ripped off--that's actual canon from "Crimson." And she likes guys with big hands, if that counts as a kink.
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Date: 2007-11-06 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-07 06:14 am (UTC)This is great.