Choose your own porn!

[scribblinlenore]

It appears that "pretending to be gay" won the New Year's Dirt poll. "Forced to marry" came in a close second, and as the lovely anitac588 pointed out, the two themes do go very naturally together. Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*

I decided this really should be choose your own porn. Therefore, another poll! Results in an hour.

[Poll #1113743]

ETA: Okay, Temple of Man Love it is!

Comments

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

You mean...in the same story? John's busy dodging the princess while Rodney is trying to talk his way into the temple, and they both hit upon the pretending to be gay plan at the same time? Or...something? *g*

[amireal.livejournal.com]

Sure! That way they'll be so happy to get what they want it'll take HOURS for them to realize the sorts of trouble their in! *G* In fact John will be extra convincing because he looks so relieved to be with Rodney.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

or or you know, they can't offend princess whatsherface because she has the keys to the temple and she's all if you're really gay, prove it to me with the man-lovin and Rodney is all with the threatening of cold showers forever if John loses him this