Choose your own porn!

[scribblinlenore]

It appears that "pretending to be gay" won the New Year's Dirt poll. "Forced to marry" came in a close second, and as the lovely anitac588 pointed out, the two themes do go very naturally together. Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*

I decided this really should be choose your own porn. Therefore, another poll! Results in an hour.

[Poll #1113743]

ETA: Okay, Temple of Man Love it is!

Comments

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

see the best thing about option 2, Rodney gets to make all these Sheppard intergalactic man-whore comments so then John totally totally gets to get back at him. *heart*

[krisdia.livejournal.com]

And to add to the above, John gets to use embarrassing pet nicknames for Rodney just to aggravate him even more *g*

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I am in love with everything about this post and the comments within it.

eta: Oh oh! Can there be pining? I love pining. *pines*

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*

Woot! *g*

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

Damn, voted one second too late. Although I do love the first option, too. Rodney aggressively gaying up and John watching in horror, trying to play along while hiding his humongous man crush on Rodney (can there pining for this option, too?)

[amireal.livejournal.com]

WHY CAN IT NOT BE BOTH?

[ladyoflisquill.livejournal.com]

Most Sacred Temple of Man Love

Is it bad how much I laughed after readding this?

[alizarin-nyc.livejournal.com]

Aw, I voted and then saw that I was voting for the one that was chosen! Woop.

[isagel.livejournal.com]

I love the workings of your shiny, dirty mind. Just so you know.

[aurora]

Also, I'll see what I can do for the tentacle sex people...just because. *g*
Yes, please!! My craving for tentacle!sex came out of nowhere, suddenly, and now I totally want to read it.