Virgin!Rodney

So this morning, I was thinking about ideas I find hot that I probably won't ever write, and, hey, big fat cliche or not, a scenario where Rodney's a virgin and aliens make John deflower him...well, what can I say? I'm a sicko. I won't ever write it because I can't honestly imagine Rodney as a virgin. I much, much prefer the characterization of him as not being all that good at everything that leads up to clothes coming off, but once he closes the deal, he's a bobcat in bed. Now, that I believe. I mean, have you seen the man and what he can do with those hands? But virgin!Rodney? It still gives me a tacky Harlequin thrill.

( Here's what I like to imagine... )