FIC: Schlubs Standing in the Rain With Cupcakes

Happy V-day to everybody! I wanted to say thank you, thank you to destina for the candy hearts on my user info page, the box of chocolates from my mystery friend, and all the lovely friends who left comments for me in svmadelyn's Valentine's Game.

I wanted to write some fluff to celebrate the day, but they've actually been making me work at work lately. Oh new ad campaign, why won't you write yourself? Anyway, it's finally done, and, hey, it's still Valentine's Day for a few more hours!

Title: Schlubs Standing in the Rain With Cupcakes
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: R
Summary: Recounting sucky Valentines Days past leads to better Valentines Days to come.

Note: This is for the Sunday Brunch Brain Trust, with special wishes for a happy day. :)

( Maybe it's an excuse to get you drunk, McKay, so I can have my wicked way with you… )