Let's talk AUs!

I'm work from home today, under the weather, and this cold had better be gone, or at least better, by Thanksgiving. I've put the germs on notice! Anyhoo, I don't actually have any work to do, and my head is too fuzzy for writing, so I need some entertaining.

I've had AUs on the brain lately. I do love them so. John and Rodney in particular are like paper dolls. You can dress them up in anything. I have all these SGA AU ideas that I like to take out occasionally and daydream on. I mentioned the ballet one recently. And I still have every intention of writing the advertising AU, in which Rodney is a neurotic ad guy and John is the prospective client he sleeps with because he has boundary issues. Then there's the yachting AU, with ship designer Rodney and daredevil skipper John, and the host bar AU. Back when I was writing Sentinel, I had this idea for a baseball AU, Jim as the hard to get along with pitcher in the waning days of his career, Blair as the young puppy of a catcher who's determined that Jim has one more star season in him.

So what are your favorite AU ideas? The wackiest? The hottest? Any fandom. Inquiring minds want to know!