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Title: Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Sir, Am A Professional)
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~5,000
Summary: AU with hooker!Patrick and stalkery music exec Pete (the stalkery part is not AU)
Notes: Originally inspired by this request in![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
anon_lovefest (which is my new favorite thing on LJ). But then, after I started writing, I noticed that someone else had called the request, and the story ended up being 5,000 words long, and more comedy than smutty. So I'm posting it here instead of at the community.
Disclaimer. Not mine. Not true.
( Six weeks ago, when hiring a male hooker to be his date to his ex-girlfriend's wedding seemed like the best idea ever, Pete had gotten right on that, like the type-A personality he was… )
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~5,000
Summary: AU with hooker!Patrick and stalkery music exec Pete (the stalkery part is not AU)
Notes: Originally inspired by this request in
anon_lovefest (which is my new favorite thing on LJ). But then, after I started writing, I noticed that someone else had called the request, and the story ended up being 5,000 words long, and more comedy than smutty. So I'm posting it here instead of at the community. Disclaimer. Not mine. Not true.
( Six weeks ago, when hiring a male hooker to be his date to his ex-girlfriend's wedding seemed like the best idea ever, Pete had gotten right on that, like the type-A personality he was… )