There is nothing about this I don't love. Nothing. I started reading and laughing and didn't stop 'til the end.
I love Clark's use of proper business etiquette - the memo, on some kind of stationary I imagine, is sure to get noticed by Lex. College has been good for Clark.
1. Hire more employees, fewer minions. - Clark makes a very good point here, ordinary people who don't ogle the Lex (although since it's Lex, regular Joe's would probably ogle too. But at least, Clark is right here, there would be boundaries.
2. PR doesn't start with death threats. - Hee! Well, at least Clark is paying attention... so cute.
3. Computer sim-u-la-tions. - SO! TRUE! Lex just doesn't do anything by halves and has not patience. Although, there probably is some pre-explosions testing, maybe putting a policy of more in place would be beneficial.
4. Psychos 'R Us is not the place to find business associates. - Awwwww, Clark!!
5. Just because the company is named for you doesn't mean you have to do everything yourself. - Awwww, hee, Vacation (together), AWWW!
I really really really hope that Lex was paying attention and you know reading through the lines and goes and takes a break to smooch the heck out ofdiscuss with Clark his memo. I am sure Clark wouldn't mind.
This list was so great. I was expecting a conventional list, not a mini-story (you know that should be continued with an after reading smooch fest, or anything like that ;-) ) Weeeeee, thanks!
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HAHAHAHA - AWESOME!!
Date: 2006-09-09 07:28 pm (UTC)I love Clark's use of proper business etiquette - the memo, on some kind of stationary I imagine, is sure to get noticed by Lex. College has been good for Clark.
1. Hire more employees, fewer minions. - Clark makes a very good point here, ordinary people who don't ogle the Lex (although since it's Lex, regular Joe's would probably ogle too. But at least, Clark is right here, there would be boundaries.
2. PR doesn't start with death threats. - Hee! Well, at least Clark is paying attention... so cute.
3. Computer sim-u-la-tions. - SO! TRUE! Lex just doesn't do anything by halves and has not patience. Although, there probably is some pre-explosions testing, maybe putting a policy of more in place would be beneficial.
4. Psychos 'R Us is not the place to find business associates. - Awwwww, Clark!!
5. Just because the company is named for you doesn't mean you have to do everything yourself. - Awwww, hee, Vacation (together), AWWW!
I really really really hope that Lex was paying attention and you know reading through the lines and goes and takes a break to
smooch the heck out ofdiscuss with Clark his memo. I am sure Clark wouldn't mind.This list was so great. I was expecting a conventional list, not a mini-story (you know that should be continued with an after reading smooch fest, or anything like that ;-) ) Weeeeee, thanks!