Polling of the egocentric variety

[scribblinlenore]

I still want to do a Heroes kink poll and possibly some others, but I didn't have the time today. So I thought: why don't I see how well my flist (and others) know me. *g*

[Poll #1089808]

Comments

[ingrid-m.livejournal.com]

I voted "threesomes" but that might have been projecting after you wrote me that Clark/Alicia/Lex thing.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I do really, REALLY enjoy the threesomes. And Clark/Alicia/Lex especially! *sighs* Those were the days, Ingrid. Those were the days!

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Upon examining your oeuvre, the thing that jumps out is amnesia. Or doesn't that count as a kink?

If it doesn't, then probably hookers. Though I of course stand ready to enable any aliens/xenophilia/AliensOrMagicMadeThemDoIt/nonstandard equipment stories you feel inspired to write.

[no-detective.livejournal.com]

I remember a certain sunny afternoon post-brunch when we spoke with great glee about the joy of besmirching. Even if that's not your favorite kink, you've certainly helped to put it very high on my list!

(Please witness my jailbait icon.)

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

I have no idea if that's true or not but it's the one the makes me laugh the most. Plus, I've read hooker!John and Rodney about fifteen times, so I might be bias. ;)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

You know, I get fuzzy on the line between kink and cliche, but it is true that I do very much enjoy the amnesia stories. And AMTDI is also a good, old friend! :)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I remember that conversation, too! *sighs happily* Oh, besmirching. What's not to love, really?

I applaud your jailbait icon!!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I've written so many hooker stories it's not even funny! I do really, really enjoy the hooker stories. Sex workers, in general. I'm a little sad that I've never written anything with strippers.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

It's never ever ever too late to start. I know for a *fact* that John loooooooves to take off his clothes in front of other people. Or he would if very drunk, maybe?

[isagel.livejournal.com]

Crossdressing hookers who are besmirched? (As evidenced by teen!whore!Lex in that little fic with the silk panties.)

Seriously, you want us to pick just one? That's just wrong!

[isagel.livejournal.com]

Or if forced by pervy aliens who hold him prisoner/hold the team prisoner/threaten Atlantis/have a ZPM that Rodney reallyreally wants?

*looks hopefully at Lenore*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! It is wrong. Because they're all my favorite kinks! I'm glad you picked crossdressing, because I was worried that people were underestimating my love of men in dresses and silk panties. That should never be underestimated!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oh oh! *points* YES THAT!

[sinisterf.livejournal.com]

I voted hookers. I remember the SV days with your hooker Clark, back when SV was still an ok TV show. Good stuff.

[rose-etta.livejournal.com]

dude, you know you're Luthor in Passionate Productions

[marinwood.livejournal.com]

Seconds after I voted for "Brothers," I remembered the hooker in "Five Ways Nathan Petrelli Saves New York." Ooops!

(Thought about "Sex Bomb" too, but am not sure that counts)

How about? Crack thoughts...

[superwoobie.livejournal.com]

Lex and his half brother Lucas are cross dressing hookers who besmirch others and Lucas wants a threesome with Clark, but Lexy won't share. He only gets to watch...

I miss Lucas...he did give the Petrellis a run for their incest...er, money...


Or Clark is a hooker, but I don't think he's as hot in a dress as Lex...Kinda like Hercules having to wear a dress for a year as one of his labors, no fun.

Okay, Clark must become a besmirching hooker after doofy Jonathan runs the farm into the ground again, and Clark hates cross-dressing but wears his hair down to his waist, and runs into Goodn'Bad Lex after their Onyx split. Lots of BDSM and hair product pimping ensue.


Or, Lex runs away from incesty Lionel who wants to have a threesome with him and Dominic?Morgan Edge?Whitney?Lucas?The 1995 Denver Broncos?etc.?, and has to hook to get buy, and Red!Kal! finds him on his first night luckily, and is not letting him go. Clark wouldn't be as fun cause he wouldn't know what to do, denial cakes. Lex, evidenced by your Teen!Silk!Lex!, would have to take matters into his own hands...mouth...fingers...nails...Red!Kal! is much less shy about exploring.


My favorite is traditional Pretty Woman Clark! Stories, I admit it. Clark is desperate for cash because...A)Farm scenario above, B)runs away after ship blows up...C)Jonathan can't stand he's gay...D)Lana calls him a freak...E)Someone finds out his secret and government/bad people come to steal him...F)Jor-El mind wipes him too badly and he's got amnesia...G)Never found by the Kents, grew up on streets/ugly step family H)Feels he needs to be punished I)Blackmailed with secret *I actually did this one in a ficlet with Lex*

Lexy is so much fun in these, because he can't help falling for our flannsel in distress! And he's got more experience in these matters...and doesn't restrain himself sexually around Clark like the usual fics...everything is very open...and willing...

Suddenly my mouth is very dry.

Back to fic/reading writing.... ;)

Oh, and I better go look up what besmirching is.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I do really, really enjoy the hooker stories. Sex workers in general. My one regret is that I've never written anything with strippers. *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh, I WISH!!! :)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

You know, this poll is kind of unfair, because I don't know the answer myself! How would I ever choose between brothers and hookers? I'm glad I don't have to! (And doesn't that sound weird to put into words. *g*)

Re: How about? Crack thoughts...

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I like the idea of putting all the kinks together! That would be one hot story. Also, I totally agree with you about Lucas. It's a total waste that he never came back on another episode of the show. That basketball game to the death where Clark and Lucas played for Lex was one of the best things ever!

I probably should have spelled out what I mean by besmirching better. It's my own personal shorthand for stories where an innocent young character (like puppy Clark!) loses that innocence, bonus points for actual deflowering of virginity. Good stuff!