A dirty New Year

[scribblinlenore]

I've been so lazy since I got back from my family's house. Instead of going out tonight, I just want to stay in and hang out and ring in the New Year with some SGA porn. So...a poll. Whatever is winning in an hour, that's what I'll write.

[Poll #1113712]

And the winner is...pretending to be gay!

Comments

[ahab99.livejournal.com]

Woo! It's fun when you have the first vote because then you are winning by 100%! ;)

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

I would happily read any of these from your hand! Um -- except the tentacle porn.

Oh, hell, who am I kidding, if you write it I'll read it. *g* But it scares me a little. I'm just saying.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! I always feel the same sense of satisfaction when I'm the first to vote!

[ahab99.livejournal.com]

Of course, then comes the crushing sense of doom if one's choice falls far behind, but I think everyone is the winner no matter what happens in this poll.

Welcome back, btw!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! You know, I'd be worried about you if you weren't scared of the tentacle sex option. Although...well, okay, there is this one Smallville story with tentacle sex that I find strangely hot. But then, that's Smallville for you. *g*

[mecurtin.livejournal.com]

Let me point out: Ascended people = squid-like = tentacles. Tentacle sex means true love conquers Ascension!

Because I'm eevol like that.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

I made dinner plans tonight with a couple of friends from college and I'm sure it'll be fun, but man, right now, curling up and being lazy sounds sooooooooo good.

[elandrialore.livejournal.com]

You know, I was going to pick forced to marry or pretending to be gay because those are seriously awesome cliches, but then I decided tentacle sex because it was all sad and lonely because nobody picked it. And then as soon as I voted I saw that two other people had picked it too, and that is even more awesome. *g*

[lallybroch.livejournal.com]

Pretending to be gay! Pretending to be gay!

(I secretly want to stay home and write SGA porn too. However, I've gotta go rock out--my band needs me!)

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

Happy 2008 my dearest Lenore!

PS

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

May I just add that pretending to be gay and forced to marry goes very well together?

Re: PS

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

I've always liked the way you think!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Laziness for the win! *g*

A friend of mine invited me over for dinner, but the truth is, I almost always prefer my New Year's Eve on the quiet side.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I have a special fondness for everyone who voted for tentacle sex! *g*

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Tentacles FTW! Well, for the 12.5%.

Whatever you write is going to be scorching, so in the end it doesn't matter what leads. :) Happy almost new year!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Pretending to be gay is ALWAYS a good choice, I say. And have fun rocking out, doll!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. Choosing just one of those was *painful*. But I've been oddly addicted to AUs of them when they were younger, so I had to go with that. *G*

Happy New Year! And, you know, thanks in advance for whatever porn you end up writing. ;)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year to you, doll! Also, as usual, you are a wise, wise woman. Pretending to be gay and forced to marry...well, they're a perfect fit. *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

As I said above, I have a special fondness for everyone who voted for tentacle sex! *g*

Happy New Year to you, doll!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year to you, doll!

Also, I really like stories where they're younger. Especially if they then end up meeting again later, say, in Antarctica. Good stuff!

[isagel.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Tentacles of pure energy. The visuals in my head right now are, um, well, yes... Let's just say that now I kinda really want to read that fic. *facepalms*

[velocitygrass.livejournal.com]

I would just like to say that these were my top choices, too (I voted for forced to marry, but I'm all for a combination!)

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Fond enough to award a consolation prize? :D

This sounds like an excellent way to spend the evening.

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Like zeees one (http://community.livejournal.com/atlantiskink/6116.html)?

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

yay! I feel special =)

[isagel.livejournal.com]

*Happy New Year hugs*

I'm spending the evening at purple_fae's place. I'm making my famous tomato risotto with stupid amounts of parmesan (Hm. That's not what you say in English, is it? Parmeggiano, you know. *ponders*) and we're in the process of watching a ridiculous number of SGA eps. Possibly sometime after midnight, I'll write some bug!John sex. So your poll fits right into the theme of my evening. *g*

I voted for "pretending to be gay", because that always works for me, but all of these options are tantalizing. The Lenore/radio buttons OTP is a nuisance, as always. ;)

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

Ditto. Me too. And everyone always looks at me like I'm a loser when I say that.

Hope you have a good New Year's, darling! Here's to another year of long brunches, endless conversation, and our gay gay boys. *hearts you*

[elyssadc.livejournal.com]

I don't understand. Why can't I vote for "all of the above"?

[logovo.livejournal.com]

I am relieved to see I am not the only one who voted for tentacles sex.
::koff::
I mean, sci-fi! Tentacle sex is almost required.

[purelyironic.livejournal.com]

I am tempted to create additional journals so I can vote for "Forced to marry" and "High school/college fic" too.


Happy New Year!

[lokte.livejournal.com]

I would love to read 'Pretending to be gay' or 'Forced to marry' but in the end I voted for 'High school/college fic". This was purely because I thought this had the most chance of turning into a long story or a verse *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Yum! Tomato risotto sounds fantastic. And the more parmesan the better I say. Also, yay! I <3 bug!John. I'm glad to hear that he may get some attention tonight. I have a bottle of a wine, and I'm planning to order in Italian. And write porn, of course. *g*

The Lenore/radio buttons OTP is a nuisance, as always.

Hee! If only we weren't so meant to be. :)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

My love of the radio buttons continues into 2008! *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

There's this Smallville tentacle story that I find so incredibly-- um, yeah. Let's just say that you're not alone!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, I am going to see if I can work "forced to marry" in there, since it goes so well with "pretending to be gay."

Happy New Year to you, doll!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

This was purely because I thought this had the most chance of turning into a long story or a verse

Sadly, I think the best chance of this would be if someone else were doing the writing! *g*

[logovo.livejournal.com]

Oh. Remember the name? Of the author or story?

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Here you go:
http://serabut.livejournal.com/22421.html

You just have to scroll down a little bit to get to the story, which isn't particularly long, but definitely unforgettable! *g*

[logovo.livejournal.com]

Eeee! Thank you!

[isagel.livejournal.com]

Oh. Yes. Quite. Thank you for the link! :)

[bironic.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! There are precious few tentacle stories even in SGA. I think I've read four: one with vines, one with plumbing, one where Rodney's turned into an octopus-like thing, and this one. :)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

That is a good one!

I can't remember. Do you read Smallville? If so, here's my favorite SV tentacles story: http://serabut.livejournal.com/22421.html

[bironic.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, kink transcends fandom. *g* Will be reading that one later tonight!

[tzi.livejournal.com]

Forcing me to choose between spanking and tentacle sex is wrong, wrong, wrong! =D