Pan Pipes Wentz. Pan for Peter Pan, Pipes because he hopes he's got a voice like Patrick's, and bonus: PANPIPES. Or god, even WORSE word play. I think that kid's just lucky to have escaped puns.
I do wonder now if Pear Liberal Studies Wentz *was* their real name for a girl. That was an obvious riff on Apple, in the way that Bronx is way too similar to Brooklyn. So either this is a fake name or they have decided to name their child with deliberate IRONY. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO MOCK CELEBRITY CULTURE, YOU GUYS.
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Date: 2008-11-21 05:35 pm (UTC)I do wonder now if Pear Liberal Studies Wentz *was* their real name for a girl. That was an obvious riff on Apple, in the way that Bronx is way too similar to Brooklyn. So either this is a fake name or they have decided to name their child with deliberate IRONY. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO MOCK CELEBRITY CULTURE, YOU GUYS.