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Title: I slept with Pete Wentz, and all I got was some girly underwear
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6,000
Summary: College AU in which Patrick joins a fraternity for the killer bands and gets more than he bargained for in the form of Pete Wentz.
Notes: Written for [ profile] megyal's Crossdressing Festlet.
Disclaimer. Not mine. Not true.

There were many things Patrick had imagined about going off to college: classes he'd blow off, fun he'd have, beers he'd drink. Winding up stripped down to his underwear, lined up with a dozen similarly half-naked guys, for the amusement of a bunch of assholes…well, that really wasn't what he'd pictured at all… )
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This is a little bit of comment fic that I'm reposting to my journal...

Title: Get It While You Can
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~750
Summary: Patrick is tired of peeling Pete's drunken butt up off the carpet the morning after. Pete is frustrated that Patrick won't stick to the script he has in his head of how this is supposed to go.

It's not quite enough to satisfy Pete's operatic need to be claimed, because what ever will be, but it comes close. So close… )
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Title: Probably they're against all the odds,
but hey, anything could happen

Fandoms: CSI New York/Law and Order (also really bandom)
Pairing: Chester Byron/Marty Dressler (aka Pete/Patrick as seen on your network crime drama)
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6,500
Summary: What happens when these two cons meet up on the inside.
Notes: By the time CSI New York went off, this story was already taking shape in my head. There was no way I could resist writing it.
Warning: Everything I "know" about prison, I "learned" from watching Oz.
Disclaimer: Not true. Not mine.

Marty has never been sentimental. Weeks turn into months becomes a year, and at no point does he call this thing with Chester a relationship, not even in the privacy of his own thoughts. They share an 8-by-10 world tolerably well and argue about movies (because Chester has truly execrable taste) and sometimes in the chinks of time between the guard's rounds they fuck. It's just a warm body, just something to remind Marty that he used to be a human being… )
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The lovely [ profile] linaerys is hosting a Porn Paragraph-a-thon on her LJ. Lots of great prompts up for grabs. I wrote--yes, I know you're going to be shocked!--some Pete/Patrick porn.

Title: Get It While You Can
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~750
Summary: Patrick is tired of peeling Pete's drunken ass up off the carpet the morning after. Pete is frustrated that Patrick won't stick to the script he has in his head of how this is supposed to go.
Notes: I usually like them schmoopy, but for whatever reason, this came out on the gritty side.

(In his fantasy, Patrick doesn't storm away. He lurks in a corner and tries to pretend he's not watching and works up a slow boil as Pete drinks too much and flirts too much and just generally acts like a whore...)
scribblinlenore: (Fall Out Boy: True Love)
Title: Invasion of the Patrick Snatcher
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG
Word count: 1000
Summary: When Patrick starts acting unlike himself, Pete jumps to conclusions.
Notes: Written for the [ profile] picfor1000 challenge. Set in some mythical Fall Out Boy past before there were wives and babies. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!
Disclaimer: Lies! All lies!

Pete stares, even after Patrick has gone. What the hell? Patrick doesn't read porn about them. He doesn't grope Pete's ass. Not even jokingly... )
scribblinlenore: (FOB: Young Patrick)
Title: Super Patrick
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Prompt: crimefighting
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1130
Summary: Patrick is super! Pete is a necessary distraction!
Notes: Full version of my entry for Porn Battle VII. Inspired by a comment [ profile] swanswan left in my LJ.
Disclaimer: Lies! All lies!

Hi, I'm Rick Stansfield for Channel 7 News, coming to you live from midtown, where an armed robbery was apparently thwarted this morning by, of all things, a singing crime fighter... )
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I'm reposting this entry for the Porn Battle to my LJ for organizational purposes. If I find the time, I'd like to expand on this, because, you know, porn stars! *g*

Title: Fluff
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Prompt: sex toy
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Porn stars!
Notes: For Porn Battle VII.
Disclaimer: Lies! All lies!

Pete grins evilly. There's nothing he loves more than a new fluffer to terrorize. This one turns out to be a baby-faced strawberry blond with dark-framed glasses, a trucker cap, and big, innocent blue eyes... )
scribblinlenore: (FOB: I Don't Care Pete Unmasked)
I always have the best time with this challenge.

758 words

Adult entertainment star Pete Wentz is known for three things:

1. He's the tiniest, most emo top in the business.

2. He'll do absolutely anything on film. Except kiss.

3. He's sometimes a little too good at getting his co-stars off.
scribblinlenore: (FOB: I Don't Care Sofa Time)
Title: Makeup stains my pillowcase
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After Pete and Patrick tape this, Pete gets ideas. These ideas involve wearing a skirt.
Word count: ~5,000
Disclaimer: All too sadly fictional.

Author's note: What can I say? Sometimes you just got to put Pete Wentz in a leather mini skirt. *g*

Pete is leaning against the doorframe, hip cocked, a pose that Patrick guesses is meant to be seductive, in a 1970s-movie-about-hookers kind of way. Pete's outfit is in much the same spirit. He's wearing a leather skirt so short it's a little alarming, all the more so since Patrick is pretty sure Pete doesn't have any underwear on under there.... )
scribblinlenore: (Fall Out Boy: True Love)
Title: Operation Jealousy
Fandom: Bandom (with a splash of House)
Pairings/Characters: Pete/Patrick (with a guest cameo by Dr. Gregory House)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Patrick has to make Pete jealous. Doctor's orders.
Word count: ~9,000
Disclaimer: Not real. Not mine. Never happened.

Author's note: This is for [ profile] swanswan who gave me the prompts "jealous!Pete" and "earlydays" for the drabble meme thing. Big thanks to [ profile] linaerys for the beta!

Patrick makes a mental list of things to do when he gets the hell out of here. It includes, in no particular order: replacing Pete's shampoo with Nair, scrawling 'Pete Wentz has a tiny little pea dick' on as many venue bathroom walls as he can possibly deface, and dying all of Pete's hoodies a hideous Barbie pink. Although maybe not that last thing, since there's a fifty-fifty chance Pete might actually enjoy it... )
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Title: People Say A Lot Of Things They Don't Mean
Fandom: Burn Notice/Fall Out Boy RPS
Pairings: Michael Westen/Pete Wentz, Pete Wentz/Patrick Stump, Michael Westen/Fiona Glenanne
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Patrick gets kidnapped, and Pete stumbles on just the person to help get him back. Michael isn't sure how he got so lucky.
Word count: ~23,000
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not real. More's the pity!

Author's note: Written for the Little Black Dress Challenge. Big, huge thanks to my amazing beta readers [ profile] linaerys and [ profile] chaneen who gave me so much help on this story. You guys are the best!

He peers out the peephole, and standing there is a dark, skinny mess of a soon-to-be-dead man, covered in tattoos, wearing yesterday's makeup. Apparently, it's not early for him, so much as very, very late. Michael considers the possibilities, black ops maneuvers for hiding bodies that involve duct tape, cuticle scissors and a bag of quick lime. The banging gets even louder, the soon-to-be dead man really putting his back into it, and Michael flings open the door. Pistol-whipping in broad daylight, he figures, will work just as well as stealth... )


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