Daydream believer

This is a little bit of comment fic that I'm reposting to my journal...

Title: Get It While You Can
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~750
Summary: Patrick is tired of peeling Pete's drunken butt up off the carpet the morning after. Pete is frustrated that Patrick won't stick to the script he has in his head of how this is supposed to go.

( It's not quite enough to satisfy Pete's operatic need to be claimed, because what ever will be, but it comes close. So close… )

The lovely linaerys is hosting a Porn Paragraph-a-thon on her LJ. Lots of great prompts up for grabs. I wrote--yes, I know you're going to be shocked!--some Pete/Patrick porn.

Title: Get It While You Can
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~750
Summary: Patrick is tired of peeling Pete's drunken ass up off the carpet the morning after. Pete is frustrated that Patrick won't stick to the script he has in his head of how this is supposed to go.
Notes: I usually like them schmoopy, but for whatever reason, this came out on the gritty side.

(In his fantasy, Patrick doesn't storm away. He lurks in a corner and tries to pretend he's not watching and works up a slow boil as Pete drinks too much and flirts too much and just generally acts like a whore...)

Title: Super Patrick
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Prompt: crimefighting
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 1130
Summary: Patrick is super! Pete is a necessary distraction!
Notes: Full version of my entry for Porn Battle VII. Inspired by a comment swanswan left in my LJ.
Disclaimer: Lies! All lies!

( Hi, I'm Rick Stansfield for Channel 7 News, coming to you live from midtown, where an armed robbery was apparently thwarted this morning by, of all things, a singing crime fighter... )

I always have the best time with this challenge.

Fluff
Pete/Patrick
758 words
NC-17

Adult entertainment star Pete Wentz is known for three things:

1. He's the tiniest, most emo top in the business.

2. He'll do absolutely anything on film. Except kiss.

3. He's sometimes a little too good at getting his co-stars off.

Title: Operation Jealousy
Fandom: Bandom (with a splash of House)
Pairings/Characters: Pete/Patrick (with a guest cameo by Dr. Gregory House)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Patrick has to make Pete jealous. Doctor's orders.
Word count: ~9,000
Disclaimer: Not real. Not mine. Never happened.

Author's note: This is for swanswan who gave me the prompts "jealous!Pete" and "earlydays" for the drabble meme thing. Big thanks to linaerys for the beta!

( Patrick makes a mental list of things to do when he gets the hell out of here. It includes, in no particular order: replacing Pete's shampoo with Nair, scrawling 'Pete Wentz has a tiny little pea dick' on as many venue bathroom walls as he can possibly deface, and dying all of Pete's hoodies a hideous Barbie pink. Although maybe not that last thing, since there's a fifty-fifty chance Pete might actually enjoy it... )