Daydream believer

Title: Operation Jealousy
Fandom: Bandom (with a splash of House)
Pairings/Characters: Pete/Patrick (with a guest cameo by Dr. Gregory House)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Patrick has to make Pete jealous. Doctor's orders.
Word count: ~9,000
Disclaimer: Not real. Not mine. Never happened.

Author's note: This is for swanswan who gave me the prompts "jealous!Pete" and "earlydays" for the drabble meme thing. Big thanks to linaerys for the beta!

( Patrick makes a mental list of things to do when he gets the hell out of here. It includes, in no particular order: replacing Pete's shampoo with Nair, scrawling 'Pete Wentz has a tiny little pea dick' on as many venue bathroom walls as he can possibly deface, and dying all of Pete's hoodies a hideous Barbie pink. Although maybe not that last thing, since there's a fifty-fifty chance Pete might actually enjoy it... )

I want to say happy, happy birthday to my beloved pun. I hope you're having a good day, not too crazy, and I look forward to celebrating with pink drinks when we get the chance. Until then...a House poll!

Take a look at these House/Wilson first time scenarios and choose which one you prefer:

( Classic Misunderstanding )

( Midnight Snack )

( Learning Experience )

( Lingerie Model )


[Poll #742998]