I need a break!

[scribblinlenore]

I've been working very hard this week, peoples. Much harder than usual! Tonight, I'm having dinner with bexless and barely_bean, so that will be good. Something to look forward to! But in the meantime, I need a break.

I didn't have time to do that "give me a title and I'll tell you about the story" meme, but I wanted to, and now I'm have time. Or, at least, I'm making time.

So:

Comment with the title of a story that doesn't exist, and I'll tell you about that imaginary story, maybe even write a little snippet. Feel free to include a fandom and pairing, any fandom, I'll figure something out.

Anyone else need a break on a Friday? Come out and play!

Comments

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

From the IMDB synopsis of The Man with the Golden Gun:

In the fourth movie in the series, criminal mastermind Alexander Luthor, aka Lex Luthor, is back and badder than ever, with a nefarious new weapon he calls the Golden Gun. He lures Agent Kent to a deserted warehouse and shoots him with the mysterious golden ray that induces both amnesia and extreme suggestibility. Lex Luthor convinces Agent Kent that he's actually Clark "Manley" Slams, gay porn star, and that Lex is his manager and lover. Naughty shennanigans ensue as Lex attempts to melt the polar ice caps while keeping his nemesis busy filming blowjobs. The fate of the world hangs in the balance. Will Agent Kent come out of the haze of sex and forgetfulness in time to save humanity?

Excerpt from the script:

INT:
A luxurious living room, all white and chrome. It's Clark's first evening alone with Lex. Lex stands at the bar mixing martinis, hands a glass to Clark. Lex is wearing his traditional white suit, while Clark is attired in a red-white-and-blue sequined g-string.

CLARK
(looks down at his outfit somewhat dubiously) Are you sure this is all I usually wear around the house? It seems sort of...skimpy. Even for a... (blushes, unable to bring himself to say gay porn star)

LEX
(in a reassuring tone) You hate to feel encumbered. (His gazes fastens meaningfully on Clark's crotch) And I hate for you to hide your assets.

Clark blushes, turns, notices a side table with some rather menacing looking sex toys arranged on it. He picks up a studded vibrator.

CLARK
(swallowing visibly) Is this...just for display?

LEX
(shakes his head) That's one of your favorites, actually. (He smiles seductively) You're very adventurous. (Takes a step closer, runs a hand up Clark's bare chest, his voice becoming deeper, more suggestive.) Don't worry. I'm sure it will all start coming back to you tonight when we're in bed together.

[kallipoe.livejournal.com]

Clark "Manley" Slams

Okay, I was drinking coffee. You owe me a new monitor.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! Send me the bill.

I actually put "Clark Kent" into this porn star name generator I found on line, and that's what it came up with. I love the Internets! *g*

[ender24]

ZOMG, I would sell my soul to get this movie made by Hollywood instead of what they are currently planning!!
//caps while keeping his nemesis busy filming blowjobs//

this totally broke me, I pray that Agent Clark will NEVER EVER remembering anything at all, because, god, who needs world domination, if you can rescue the world by fantastic blowjobs!!!
thanks you so much!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Glad this amused you! Thanks so much for the prompt. I was very entertained dreaming this up! *g*