I need a break!

[scribblinlenore]

I've been working very hard this week, peoples. Much harder than usual! Tonight, I'm having dinner with bexless and barely_bean, so that will be good. Something to look forward to! But in the meantime, I need a break.

I didn't have time to do that "give me a title and I'll tell you about the story" meme, but I wanted to, and now I'm have time. Or, at least, I'm making time.

So:

Comment with the title of a story that doesn't exist, and I'll tell you about that imaginary story, maybe even write a little snippet. Feel free to include a fandom and pairing, any fandom, I'll figure something out.

Anyone else need a break on a Friday? Come out and play!

Comments

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh, this title made me laugh so hard! And, also, yes I admit it, get a little excited. *g*

Here is a brief overview of The Absolutely True Adventures of the WB Stars Male Orgy. And I SO want to write it.

There's a new head of the studio, a woman, and she gets the idea that what they need to help boost ratings is a big cover article on the WB's hottest young male stars, a la that Vanity Fair cover with the naked actresses. So she ropes Jared, Jensen, Tom and Mike into the photo shoot. The ideas is that they'll be scantily clad, lounging around, while she sits there looking smart and competent in a $10,000 Chanel suit.

It's rather an embarrassing trial for our boys. Jensen is dressed in a starched white dress shirt, unbuttoned except for one little button in a strategic location. Tom gets a skimpy black g-string to wear. Mike is draped across the waist with a sheet. Jared has to pose with his knees pulled up to his chest to make it look like he's wearing nothing at all. There is much grumbling and mockery among the four of them. Needless to say, it's the best day of the studio exec's life.

The cover comes out, and the four of them are naturally mercilessly teased by everyone they know. But more telling are the offhand comments that people make.

"You guys totally look like you're all doing each other," says the makeup girl one morning to Mike.

"What you do on your own time is your business," Kripke assures Jared.

"Does Mike give good head?" one of the cameramen asks Jensen. "'Cause he looks like he would. Jared doesn't get jealous about that, does he?"

"Do you let them all top you?" Jamie asks Tom snidely during their divorce negotiations. "Or do you save that for Mike?"

"Everyone knows you're all fucking each other," each one of the guys hears at some point after the article comes out.

They go out for a beer to bitch about it one night.

"Have you guys heard the shit people are saying?" Jared wants to know.

"People are such freaks," says Tom.

"Like any of you pussies are man enough to satisfy me," Mike insists.

"Like Tom would be willing to share," Jensen says under his breath.

Tom glares at him.

They close down the bar and end up back at Mike's house, stopping off on the way for a case of beer.

At some drunken point, Mike declares that they should prove all those horrible gossiping people wrong with a big group kiss to show they're absolutely not all attracted to one another.

"Yeah!" Jared seconds the notion.

And they all kiss, in every permutation.

"So there!" Jensen says.

"Yeah!" Tom agrees.

Then they all start kissing again. Kissing and groping, and clothes start to fly off. There's sex on the floor. Sex on the couch. Sex in Mike's king size bed. Sex on the kitchen counter and in the bathtub and bent over the pinball machine.

And that is how the rumor of the WB stars male orgy became The Absolutely True Adventures of the WB Stars Male Orgy.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

I freaking LOVE this. There needs to be more, so if you're *inspired*, I'm all for it. Hee. This is the awesome, dude!

[girlmostlikely.livejournal.com]

Omigod. I love you and this beyond the telling of it. And yes, it totally needs to be written. In lengthy and vivid detail. *nods*

orgy time

[jared-loves-me.livejournal.com]

hey there,
This is what i am looking for,I need more of this. But it has to be Really Graffic and NC-17. All Hardcore. If they are going with it they gotta do it all..
Yeah baby.. Bring it
Great start. Great Writer.. Need More..