The sad dearth of truly porny Torchwood stories

Since I've been watching Dr. Who eps (happily! oh, so happily!), it's brought Torchwood back to mind, and I've got a serious hankering for some dirty, dirty, porntastic Jack/Ianto. Or honestly, anybodyonTorchwood/anybodyonTorchwood as long as it's seriously hot. But sadly, there seems to be no real Torchwood porn. Or at least, very little. Which really is a shame, because when have characters ever cried out for it more? I mean, Jack Harkness IS porn. I continue my search, but I am not very optimistic.

In the meantime, I'm nursing a little Torchwood scenario in my head, cobbled together with pieces from other shows or stories I've read or what have you. The scenario starts out with Ianto feeling like ( slightly spoilery for the first season )

I just...want porn!!