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I'm going a little out of order, depending on what inspires me...

For [livejournal.com profile] stormcloude



Five Times Sam Regretted Going to Stanford

1. Every single moment he spent in Econ 101. Dear God, that was tedious.

2. Three days, six hours, fourteen minutes after Dean pulls him from the burning apartment, when his thoughts are clear enough to finally connect the dots. If he'd never gone to Stanford, he never would have met Jessica. If he'd never met Jessica, she'd be in her Chinese history seminar instead of six feet under.

3. His first Halloween on campus, surrounded by kids dressed up as witches and vampires and other things that would just as happily suck the life out of them, yucking it up like this was the best, most fun thing ever, and no one to turn to and say, "Jesus, fuck, what is wrong with people?"

4. Every March when Stanford doesn't make the Final Four.

5. Whenever he thinks too much about Dean, which is why they don't talk for years.




For [livejournal.com profile] feliz581



Five Ways Atlantis' Resident Genius Got Himself Locked in a Supply Closet (which is *never* his own fault and NO "coming out" jokes were made when he emerged. Nope.)

1. "I thought this was where we kept the canned peaches. Mmmm. Heavy syrup. Then there was some kind of glitch with the door."

John held his breath while Rodney offered up that lame-ass excuse, hiding behind a box that did indeed contain cling peaches. He was just glad no one else was feeling snacky. There was no way he could explain what he was doing there, short of the truth, which would send "don't ask, don't tell" sailing right out the metaphorical window.


2. "I thought I saw a Wraith, so I tracked it, and it ducked in here. No, I wasn't hiding! There was a glitch! I got locked in!"

Lorne waited for Rodney to send everyone charging off on a wild goose chase for imaginary Wraith before sneaking out. He vowed never again. McKay might give a hell of a blowjob with that big, overactive mouth of his, but the stress of wondering what Sheppard would do to him if he ever found out really wasn't worth it.


3. "Where do you think we keep the really important supplies for the lab? You know, the things we need to create the miracles that save your collective asses. Zelenka said he was going to take a look at the doors, figure out what the glitch is. Clearly, if I want something done right around here, I have to do it myself."

Radek seethed in the shadows, quietly of course, because if anyone found out he'd been fucking Rodney in the supply closet, then everybody would know, including Sheppard. The colonel had some jealousy issues and access to way too many firearms. Still, Rodney had some payback coming for that snide remark about his competence. Radek was a patient man. He would bide his time. Wait for the right opportunity. He tented his fingers and smiled into the darkness.


4. "This was a test, and you all failed MISERABLY. I'm the most important person in this city, but do you keep track of me? No! I could have been captured by the Genii! I could have fallen and not been able to get up. You'd never know! I'm surprised I didn't die of starvation before you managed to bumble your way into this closet."

Caldwell rolled his eyes. McKay wasn't a bad lay, but could any amount of sex be worth putting up with that ego? He couldn't even throw it up to Sheppard, which would have been the really good part, watching him have an aneurysm because somebody else had touched his precious scientist. He just hoped that they all got the hell out of there soon, because it was a tight squeeze between the shelf and the wall, and in this one instance only, he really was ready to come out of the closet.


5. "Stupid Ancient technology!"

Hermiod had already transported back up to the Dedaelus, or he would have no doubt corrected Dr. McKay's mistaken assertion about the Ancients' ability to build properly functioning doors. His experiment in human sexual practices had been most illuminating, and he was eager to record his observations.

Eventually, people figured out that there was absolutely nothing wrong with the supply closet doors, but the ceremonial getting-to-know-you tea that Rodney had so enjoyed on MCX-327 had some interesting properties when consumed in large quantities. The lost twelve hours when Rodney got in touch with his inner slut were twelve hours of his life he preferred just to forget. Colonel Sheppard felt the same way--at least about the eleven hours that hadn't involved him.





For [livejournal.com profile] linaerys



Five Ways John Sheppard's Hair Got Like THAT

1. It's a proud family tradition. John's father had hair like that, and his father, and his father before him, all the way back to the legendary Atticus Sheppard, known to friends and enemies alike as The Floppy-Haired Rake.

2. "Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school, but when he finally came back, his hair had turned from straight into a big mess. He said that it was because when the cars had smashed so hard…"

3. From all the many, many people running their fingers through it. Rodney is taking names, dreaming up in inventive ways that can never be traced back to him of killing each and every one of them.

4. John's profound inability to express his feelings has led to a compensatory condition that's known in layman's parlance as "emoticon head."

5. It's actually a form of accidental art, in a similar vein as the Dadaist found object, and John is perpetually disappointed that no one gets his "vision."

Date: 2006-09-07 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamalinn.livejournal.com
okay. you win. first spn fanfic i've ever read. you're one of my favorite fanfic writers ever, so you had to be the one to pop my spn fanfic cherry. i ♥ you.

Date: 2006-09-10 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Woohoo! I made you read SPN. *g*

Seriously, though, how can you resist this show? Just look at those boys!

Date: 2006-09-07 01:32 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] natroga.livejournal.com
John's Hair no. 5? The art one? I have no words. No. Words. Somebody needs to write that fic, pronto.

*giggles*

Date: 2006-09-10 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I've been thinking about John's hair as a Dada-esque experiment for a while now. I don't...really know why. *g*

Date: 2006-09-07 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cleito.livejournal.com
2. "Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school, but when he finally came back, his hair had turned from straight into a big mess. He said that it was because when the cars had smashed so hard…"

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm... hee!

Date: 2006-09-12 02:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
His hair does sometimes like look...it's kind of scared. That's all I'm saying! *g*

Glad this made you laugh.

Date: 2006-09-07 01:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linaerys.livejournal.com
OMG, four and five especially of John's hair? Rock my world. So Much Awesome! Thank you!

Date: 2006-09-12 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad this made you smile. Thanks for the great prompt. I had so much fun with this!

Date: 2006-09-07 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devildoll.livejournal.com
4. John's profound inability to express his feelings has led to a compensatory condition that's known in layman's parlance as "emoticon head."

*dies*

You win at life.

Date: 2006-09-12 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee. Glad it made you smile. :)

Date: 2006-09-07 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliotech.livejournal.com
I will forever think of him as "emoticon head".

Date: 2006-09-12 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee. I'm sure he'd really love that!

yee hee HEE

Date: 2006-09-07 02:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kormantic.livejournal.com
It's actually a form of accidental art, in a similar vein as the Dadaist found object, and John is perpetually disappointed that no one gets his "vision."

Priceless.

Re: yee hee HEE

Date: 2006-09-12 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I've had this idea for a while now that John's hair is his (sad little) way of trying to express his artistic side. I might...give this all way too much thought. *g*

Date: 2006-09-07 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com
Ha! Loved #2 on Shep's hair. Reminds me of the cartoon 'Recess' which I'm not sure you intended or not.

Date: 2006-09-12 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I don't know that cartoon. Those are actually lyrics, slightly altered in Sheppard's honor, from a Crash Test Dummies song.

Date: 2006-09-07 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chopchica.livejournal.com
I was happily reading and enjoying until I got to "emoticon head" at which point I choked so hard I almost started coughing. I think that's the most brilliant description of why John's hair is the way it is, ever written.

Date: 2006-09-12 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! John's hair has its own mood theme on LJ. I just couldn't...resist.

Date: 2006-09-07 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightchik.livejournal.com
his "vision"! Heeeeeeeeeee.

Date: 2006-09-12 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Nobody understands him. Nobody! *tries to keep serious face*

Date: 2006-09-07 03:38 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] amalthia
lol, these were fun. :) I loved the Rodney in the closest the best though. :)

Date: 2006-09-12 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm convinced Rodney's just one alien tea ceremony away from getting in touch with his inner slut. *g*

Date: 2006-09-07 03:38 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] amalthia
p.s. on second thought I think it's a tie with hte supernatural list. It's just one was funny and the other was kind of sad so it's hard to compare.

Date: 2006-09-12 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
*nods* I love to write humor, but...I can just never go there with Sam and Dean. No matter how much I try.

Date: 2006-09-07 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belmanoir.livejournal.com
bwahaha! john's hair!

Date: 2006-09-12 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
It deserves its own prompt! That pretty much says it all. *g*

Date: 2006-09-07 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barely-bean.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

first, my favorite thing about the Rodney 5 things, he keeps getting laid. Spectacularly.

second, emoticon head! I think I broke in me something laughing.

Date: 2006-09-12 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Rodney could make good use of a supply closet, I'm convinced!

And what is funnier than Sheppard's hair, really?

*bg*

Date: 2006-09-07 04:45 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] capnzebbie.livejournal.com
John's hair #4 really, really needs an icon! *g*

Date: 2006-09-12 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Doll, I totally agree! *looks around for a willing volunteer*

Date: 2006-09-07 06:50 am (UTC)
stormcloude: peace (Default)
From: [personal profile] stormcloude
*grins* I could pretty much anticipate #2, but I still love them all-- especially numbers 4 and 5. ;) Thank you!!

Date: 2006-09-12 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
*nods* There was no way I couldn't include Jessica. That has to be one of Sam's biggest regrets.

I'm glad you liked these!

Date: 2006-09-07 12:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] yavannauk.livejournal.com
Rodney in the closet - bwahahahahaha!!!

John's hair #4 and 5 - *dies*

Date: 2006-09-12 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Rodney really needs to come out of the closet! *g*

And John's hair...well, it got its very own prompt. I think there's really nothing more to say than that. Hee.

Date: 2006-09-07 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tardis80.livejournal.com
*dies* I love this!

Date: 2006-09-12 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee. Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2006-09-07 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelalaprincess.livejournal.com
I lovelovelove the first one.

Yes, exactly.

Date: 2006-09-12 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Poor Sam. He'd just have so many things to regret.

Date: 2006-09-08 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feliz581.livejournal.com
Hee! The SGA lists are so hilarious! I love what you did with the "Rodney in a supply closet" one!

And the SPN #5 is so precious.

Date: 2006-09-12 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed! This meme has really been the most fun thing ever. :)

Date: 2006-09-08 01:45 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] dossier.livejournal.com
LOL Rodney's a tramp, and John's hair is actually mis-identified art=hilarious!

Date: 2006-09-12 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee. They're a wacky duo, aren't they?

Date: 2006-09-08 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] no-detective.livejournal.com
The first five made me sniffle.

The second five hurt my brain. (Ow!)

The third five are THE WIN OMG EMOTICON HEAD DADAISM RODNEY TAKING NAMES OMG!!!!!!!

Lenore, how are you so awesome?

Date: 2006-09-12 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
*preens* I'm so awesome!

Oh, God. There's going to be no living with me now...

*bg*

Date: 2006-09-23 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oehel.livejournal.com
Emoticon head! Emoticons! Oh, that is just wonderful. Emoticon head!

Date: 2006-09-24 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! John's hair. It's just so...spectacular!

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