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Title: The Sun Has Sisters
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: There's an orgy, and then there's John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Summary: One of those missions where they forget that they really shouldn't accept wine from strange women.

Notes: I'm playing this game where I write stories based on the subject lines of spam I get. It's really amusing me! *g*

***



The Sun has sisters. This is the last wholly formed thought John remembers. "The Sun" is the leader of the all-female planet they're visiting, and "sisters" is how she greets the other women who suddenly appear, milling around John and Rodney, just the two of them on this mission, Teyla and Ronon off trading for the Pegasus equivalent of wheat. The sisters take their packs and offer cups of wine. It goes down sweetly, and everything gets fuzzy. John has the distant sensation of being carried along on a floral wave, and then they're in another room, darker, with the earthy scent of incense in the air, the walls hung with silk, an enormous bed covered in pillows.

A woman with long dark hair presses a kiss to John's mouth, the fragrant cloud of her hair brushing his face. Another takes his hand, places it on the laces of her bodice. Instinct takes over, and then there is the soft swell of flesh against his fingers. The dark-haired woman kisses him again, more hungrily. He doesn't stop her, doesn't want to, just flicks a gaze around searching for Rodney. He's across the room, looking dazed and happy as a sister with curling blonde hair undoes his belt. John cups a breast in his hand, skims the nipple with his thumb. The dark-haired woman plucks at the fastenings of her gown, and it falls away. She sinks to her knees.

When John surfaces again, he is on the bed, the Sun laid out beneath him, her amber hair shining in the soft light, her hands playing over her breasts. John is naked, between her thighs, hips working. He stutters to a stop. He has no idea how he got here.

"Where?" He darts a wild glance around and finds Rodney, bent over a pretty blonde, a different one than before. He has his cock in his hand, guiding it into her cunt. John's body jerks, driving forward into the Sun's heat. He squeezes his eyes shut and comes so hard it makes him dizzy, his pulse percussive in his ears, lights flashing in his head.

The Sun shines a smile up at him, and someone presses a cup to his lips, and all he knows is how much he aches.

One woman blurs into the next, fragmented paradise, every need met without asking. Kisses fluttered over his face. A cup offered when he's thirsty. A woman's tight, slick pussy surrounding his cock when he wants to come. Rodney seems equally lost, although John can't honestly keep track of him. Just a few, stray images catch in his mind, Rodney's big, capable hand splayed across a woman's hip, Rodney's pale ass pumping between a woman's outflung legs.

The next time John comes to his senses, he's stretched out on the bed beside Rodney. The Sun and her sisters are kneeling in a circle around them, hair falling messily in their eyes, lips swollen from kisses, thighs smeared with come, his or Rodney's, or both.

"We ask for your warrior's benediction that we may be fruitful," the Sun says in her lilting voice.

John has no idea what she means, but Rodney is starting to stir next to him. He smells like pussy and come, heat and sweat, and John's cock still aches. Rodney catches his gaze and shifts awkwardly, but his body gives him away, and John reaches for him. He licks a kiss across his mouth, and that's like throwing gas on a fire. In a rush they're on each other, at each other, fingers pressing into muscle, tongues sliding over skin, cocks nudging against thigh, against belly.

"Like this." Rodney sounds slurred, but his hands are sure, guiding John around so his mouth is right over Rodney's cock.

John lets out a sigh, perfect. He wraps a hand around Rodney's erection and starts to lap at the head. He feels Rodney's hair tickle his thighs, and then there's the wet, sweet shock of a tongue on his balls, and that's even more perfect. They suck each other eagerly, working in strangely effortless tandem. When Rodney dips a finger into his cleft, it feels so searing and good that John returns the favor, and Rodney moans around his cock. The vibration rockets through him, an acute flash of ecstasy, and John is coming down Rodney's throat. Then he's swallowing and swallowing as Rodney goes off in his mouth.

He has just enough strength left to scoot back around and collapse beside Rodney, one arm flopped over his waist.

"Our progeny will surely be blessed," the Sun murmurs softly. "Thank you."

John drools onto the pillow. Rodney is already asleep. John can feel the heavy puff of breath on his shoulder. He's never been so content in his life.



In the morning, he wakes because his mouth is dry. He licks at his lips, trying to wet them. He does his best to ignore the filmed over taste of wine and…God. Rodney's come. This jolts him upright, and then a sharp pain lances him between the eyes, mother of all hangovers. He grabs his head and moans.

Too loudly apparently, because Rodney startles awake, his body jerking. Then he's rubbing at his temples and cursing. "God. Don't tell me we got roofied again."

"Looks that way."

John manages to sound matter-of-fact, even though his knee is still pressed between Rodney's thighs, his cock nestled happily against Rodney's ass, showing signs of life, although realistically after last night he shouldn't be able to get it up again for another, oh, few years.

Rodney goes still, noticing the close clench of their bodies, and the glance he levels at John is speculative, open to possibilities. John runs a hand over Rodney's side, and suddenly he's breathing too heavily again, and his cock really, really likes Rodney's ass. He wants to kiss Rodney's neck, his sturdy, broad back, wants it so bad, but roofied, he has to remind himself. It's possible they're still not in their right minds.

He slides out of bed. Thankfully, their clothes are neatly piled on the floor. He pulls on his pants, and there's the rustling sound of Rodney doing the same. He finds their packs and guns, and turns to Rodney, who looks like a poster boy for the morning after, his T-shirt askew, hair standing out wildly. John runs a hand over it, his way of saying, We're okay. We're fine. Rodney has a message of his own, two quick, sharp kisses to John's mouth. We are going to have sex again, just as soon as we get back home.

John rests a hand on Rodney's neck, and that feels more real than anything has since they stepped out of the gate. They find their way back through the palace, silent and still, no sign of the women anywhere. John pushes open the heavy, ornamental front door, and the sun flashes brilliantly in his eyes, overwhelming him for a moment, making him stagger backward, bumping Rodney. He wonders idly if that's some kind of sign, and then it doesn't seem quite so unlikely. He tells Rodney, "Let's get the hell out of here."



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Date: 2006-10-28 08:46 pm (UTC)
ext_1175: (Default)
From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
"God. Don't tell me we got roofied again."

All I can say is, HOORAY FOR SPAM. :D

Date: 2006-11-06 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
A lot of these small, isolated cultures in the Pegasus galaxy are on the lookout for some genetic diversity...

That's my working theory, at least. *g*

Date: 2006-10-28 09:22 pm (UTC)
aurora: (Default)
From: [personal profile] aurora
Well.

If I'd known spam would get you to write this (omghot!), I would have sent you some myself. :D:D

This was delicious.

Date: 2006-11-06 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed! I kind of figure there are some situations where neither one of them sees it coming. *g*

Also, your icon is hot!!!! It really makes me think of them.

Date: 2006-10-28 09:40 pm (UTC)
ext_1771: Joe Flanigan looking A-Dorable. (Default)
From: [identity profile] monanotlisa.livejournal.com
Very inspired. ::approves::

Date: 2006-11-06 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Ah, spam! *g*

Date: 2006-10-28 09:46 pm (UTC)
ext_2382: (Default)
From: [identity profile] tipsywitch.livejournal.com
Ho Hum - very nice!

Date: 2006-11-06 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed! I had fun turning the spam into porn. *g*

Date: 2006-10-28 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliotech.livejournal.com
...my brain. So dead. From GUH.

Date: 2006-11-06 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yays! I don't know why this is what came to mind when I saw this subject line, except...well, yeah. I do. *g*

Date: 2006-10-28 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] auburnnothenna.livejournal.com
Uh. Well, my day just took an upswing. That's...inspiring. Yes. Really inspiring.

Date: 2006-11-06 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Turning spam into porn has really revolutionized my approach to my inbox. *g*

Glad you liked this!

Date: 2006-10-28 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karendreamer.livejournal.com
Hee....lovely little fic. Hot and sexy.

Date: 2006-11-06 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
So glad you enjoyed! :)

Date: 2006-10-28 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melagan.livejournal.com
I have no words but by god you deserve

Image

My spam is NOTHING like this

Date: 2006-11-06 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Awwwwwww! This is so sweet. You're such a darling. I'm glad you liked this. When I'm finished NaNo, I really want to have a spam challenge. I've been collecting subject line! :)

Date: 2006-10-28 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilac-way.livejournal.com
Spam inspired porn is the best idea EVER.

Date: 2006-11-06 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! So glad you liked. I had lots of fun with it.

Date: 2006-10-28 10:29 pm (UTC)
amalthia: (Default)
From: [personal profile] amalthia
oh this was hot. :)

Date: 2006-11-06 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yays! I'm so glad you enjoyed. :)

Date: 2006-10-28 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bethynyc.livejournal.com
I love it--way to steal primo sperm girls! roofied again says it all!

Thanks so much for writing this!

Date: 2006-11-06 02:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! Those girls aren't dumb. Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2006-10-28 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mangst.livejournal.com
Your one of those "when life you gives you lemons you make lemonade" people. You just substitute Spam for lemons and fantastic porn for lemonade. :) I approve.

Date: 2006-11-06 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! I tell you, it's really changed the way I approach my inbox. :)

Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2006-10-28 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] looking4tarzan.livejournal.com
*eyes glaze over* omg fantabulastic!!!

Date: 2006-11-06 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yays! Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2006-10-28 11:43 pm (UTC)
ext_840: john and rodney, paperwork (Default)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/tesserae_/
Luscious.

Silver linings, hmm?

Date: 2006-11-06 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! You know, when life gives you spam...

Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2006-10-29 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliokat.livejournal.com
I never thought I'd say this, but I *heart* spam! You're wonderful. Thanks for sharing these with us!

I spotted an interesting typo: Another takes his hand, places it on the laces of his bodice.

Date: 2006-11-06 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
LOL! I really want to be writing slash...you know, even when I'm writing het sex.

Glad you enjoyed, doll! And thanks for spotting that!

Date: 2006-10-29 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adafrog.livejournal.com
Awesome. I love Spam! lol

Date: 2006-11-06 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! So glad you liked this!

Date: 2006-10-29 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luthien.livejournal.com
At last, a welcome use for spam. And what a pretty set of images for me to wake up to. Thanks. :-)

Date: 2006-11-06 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
So glad you enjoyed! I had much fun turning spam into porn. *g*

Date: 2006-10-29 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadowserenity.livejournal.com
Yay for the delicious porn! Not so much a yay for sex crazy "we want babies" women. I bet John and Rodney freaked out afterwards over the fact they're DNA is now out there in the Pegasus Galaxy (well, Rodney would probably have the bigger freak out ;)).

Date: 2006-11-06 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
*nods* I think John would just try not to think about it, since there's nothing he can do. But Rodney... *pets him*

Glad you liked this!

Date: 2006-10-29 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anitac588.livejournal.com
I saved this one for Sunday. Lately I developed a new addiction -- a good piece of porn with my morning coffee.
Thank you, Lenore.

Date: 2006-11-06 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I do that, too! Read porn over coffee. Now that's a way to wake up. *g*

Glad you enjoyed, doll!

OMG

Date: 2006-10-29 03:38 am (UTC)
ext_834: (Default)
From: [identity profile] krysalys.livejournal.com
I really need to read my spam now.
Okay, maybe not. 'Cause I can never understand it... fractured English... AUGH!
And anyway, why would I want to buy my medications over the internet? *scratches head*
I'm too inexperienced to buy pot online without getting caught anyway. Damn this being an American... *grumbles*
Oh, and hon? Damn that's good porn. *pants*
-----}-@

Re: OMG

Date: 2006-11-06 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! I went through a spell of getting really interesting subject lines, and now it's all big penis and viagra again, all misspelled. Oh, well!

Glad you enjoyed this!

Date: 2006-10-29 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spike21.livejournal.com
I liked that. There is something amazingly hot about the two of them sexing a lot of women together and then each other. Yep. *g*

Date: 2006-11-06 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
There is something amazingly hot about the two of them sexing a lot of women together and then each other.

Dude, just reading that sentence was enough to make me shiver. *g*

Glad you liked this!

Date: 2006-10-29 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mindyfromohio.livejournal.com
They never see it coming, but at least they've learned to deal with it.

Date: 2006-11-06 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
LOL! So true. *pets them*

Date: 2006-10-29 04:47 am (UTC)
fairestcat: Dreadful the cat (Default)
From: [personal profile] fairestcat
*fans self*

Wow that is hot! And with just the right touch of "damn, life in the Pegasus galaxy is all kins of fucked up isn't it."

Date: 2006-11-06 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! Dude. It's the kinkiest, most screwed up galaxy ever.

Glad you enjoyed this, doll!

Date: 2006-10-29 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] diluvian.livejournal.com
YAY SPAM YAAAAAY!

Date: 2006-11-06 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! Glad you had fun with it, doll!

Date: 2006-10-29 05:45 am (UTC)
ext_18066: Default (Default)
From: [identity profile] apple-pi.livejournal.com
Um, guh? Yes. Guh.

Date: 2006-11-06 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Spam is inspirational! *g*
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