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Title: MetU GLBT
Fandom: SV
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: PG
Summary: Clark's first week at college, and already he's learning new things.

Note: This is for [livejournal.com profile] earthseed, who stumped this writer and requested college Clark/Lex.



MetU GLBT
By Lenore

It was Chloe who first suggested it, "Clark, do you think maybe you're actually batting for the other team?"

First week of their first semester at Met U, and fraternity shenanigans had already shifted into high gear. On their way to History of Journalism (a prerequisite for the major, so they were both taking it), they passed a gathering crowd at the DBK house, and Chloe said, "I wonder what's going on," and they stopped to take a look. It turned out that the sisters of KKM had come to join the brothers of DBK for an afternoon kegger on the lawn, and someone had broken out the garden hose for an impromptu wet t-shirt contest. The girls of KKM weren't much on bras, it seemed, because there were nipples everywhere and…apparently Clark was the only guy there who'd thrown his hands up to cover his eyes.

Clark denied Chloe's suggestion hotly, if not all that articulately, "I'm not-- I just-- You know."

Chloe nodded, a little ruefully "Yeah. I know, Clark."


Maybe if she'd never brought it up, if Clark hadn't already had gay on his mind, he wouldn't have noticed the table set up outside the Student Union, the hand lettered sign "MetU GLBT," and the boy casually sprawled in a chair behind it, head bent over a volume of Nietzsche. He was bald, either a fashion statement or maybe just an unfortunate roll of the genetic dice, and Clark had never considered before that a guy without hair looked strangely naked. Clark's stomach did something funny at that idea, and, wow, it was really warm in Metropolis in September. Had it always been this warm?

Every day for a week, the table was there in the same spot, and Clark never intended to skulk around, staring at the guy manning it. He just had things to do at the Student Union. That was how he rationalized it to himself.

The guy didn't notice, or possibly was just ignoring him, because on Friday, not looking up from his book, he started up a conversation, "I hope that's not your definition of stealth."

Clark froze where he was, behind a trashcan, partially crowded into an azalea bush. "Um."

The guy's eyes flicked up from the page, and he gave Clark a long, scrutinizing look, and then snapped his book closed. "What can I do for you?"

He had sharp blue eyes, trained right on Clark, like he could see things he wasn't supposed to, and Clark wiped his forehead with the back of his hand, a muggy feeling beneath his arms. Why had he never noticed before what a sweltering inferno September was?

"I, uh--" What was the question again? "I'm Clark."

The guy smiled, faintly amused. "Lex. Lex Luthor."

"Luthor?" Clark frowned.

Lex's shoulders stiffened. "Yes. One of those Luthors." His tone had become decidedly less welcoming.

"No, it's not--" Clark blurted out quickly, walking over to the table. "It's just-- I'm from Smallville. You know, where there's a LuthorCorp factory. And I didn't realize--"

"Oh." Lex relaxed again. "Yes, my father does his best to pretend to the people out there in the heartland that he doesn't have a son who's the president of the MetU GLBT. So here, Clark, take a copy of our meeting schedule."

He reached for a stack of papers, and his t-shirt pulled tight across his chest, and suddenly, Clark had a mental picture of Lex sopping wet, the thin cotton clinging to him, showing off his nipples and the lines of his muscles. It was a picture that left Clark with absolutely no urge to shield his eyes, and his face went spectacularly hot at the realization.

Lex raised an eyebrow. "So, I'm getting the sense that you're not really out, huh, Clark? Well, that's not a problem. We respect everyone's privacy, and there's no pressure to do anything you're not ready for. Although if you have a relationship with your parents like mine with my father, I definitely recommend marching in gay pride wearing nothing but a lavender triangle in body paint." He smiled evilly. "I know I enjoyed it."

Clark blinked, and suddenly he knew how a lightning rod must feel, a charge running all through him, head to foot, his cock surging, rubbing uncomfortably against the front of his jeans.

"Um, I--" His face was just as hot as September.

Understanding sparked in Lex's eyes. "Oh. Still figuring things out. Well, you should come to a meeting anyway. It might help, and I promise it in no way obligates you to be gay." He smiled. "This might help, too."

He handed Clark a brochure, and their fingers brushed. Clark sucked in his breath, and his cock grew even more insistent, and he had that itchy, sparkly feeling behind his eyes, like he might lose control of his heat vision at any moment. He stared down at the brochure, just to have something to focus on, and the title read, "How Do You Know If You're Gay?" Clark was pretty sure he already had his answer to that particular question.

"I, uh--" He swallowed hard. "I'll come to the meeting."

He shyly met Lex's gaze, and there was something warm, and interested if Clark wasn't mistaken, in Lex's eyes. It gave him that funny feeling in his stomach again.

Lex said, and his voice dipped low, "I'll look forward to seeing you, Clark."

Clark somehow managed to stumble back to his dorm, fighting the prickling heat in his eyes the whole way.

That night at dinner, he said haltingly to Chloe, "Um. About that-- What you said-- I think--"

Chloe reached over and patted his hand. "Haven't you learned by now, Clark? I'm always right."

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Date: 2007-04-07 08:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] celli
Chloe is *always* right. *grin*

Date: 2007-04-07 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Clark just needs to remember that! *g*

Date: 2007-04-07 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barely-bean.livejournal.com
The girls of KKM weren't much on bras, it seemed, because there were nipples everywhere and…apparently Clark was the only guy there who'd thrown his hands up to cover his eyes.

AHAHAH. Boobies! Poor Clark.

See. Now you make me want more of this. *misses her au college boys*

Date: 2007-04-07 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Clark leaves boobies alone. Why can't they leave him alone? That's what he wants to know, Caro!

Every time I write old school Clark/Lex, I get so nostalgic for the way they were.

Date: 2007-04-07 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niangao.livejournal.com
Haha. I haven't watched or read anything in SV in such a long time.

Awww Clark, I've missed your own particular brand of extreme dorkiness, involving stalking and blushing :D

Date: 2007-04-07 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I've been totally out of the loop with Smallville, too. But writing awkward SexualAwakening!Clark does make me miss the good old days. *sighs nostalgically*

Date: 2007-04-07 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raincitygirl.livejournal.com
Oh my God, this is so hilarious!!! You win at life.

Date: 2007-04-07 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I've missed awkward, sexually awakening Clark. *g*

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From: [identity profile] raincitygirl.livejournal.com - Date: 2007-04-07 11:54 pm (UTC) - Expand

aw, Chloe.

Date: 2007-04-07 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kormantic.livejournal.com
She's such a smart girl.

Re: aw, Chloe.

Date: 2007-04-07 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
If Clark would just listen to her more often! *g*

Date: 2007-04-07 09:15 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] wildestranger.livejournal.com
Hehee. Delightful. :)

Date: 2007-04-07 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I miss the good old Clark/Lex days sometimes. *sighs nostalgically*

Date: 2007-04-07 09:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] duskwillow.livejournal.com
Hee! This was fantastic! :D

Date: 2007-04-07 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I like to think of Clark off to college, getting a suave older boyfriend who could...show him around campus, so to speak. :)

Date: 2007-04-07 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzvoy.livejournal.com
Fantastic :D

Date: 2007-04-07 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Poor Clark. He just can't get far enough away from the boobies, Suz! *g*

Date: 2007-04-07 09:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
Lex in lavender body paint is SO PERFECT.

Date: 2007-04-07 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I would go back to school if it meant I got to see that... *coughs*

Date: 2007-04-07 09:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] complicat
Fabulous :D

Date: 2007-04-07 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I miss the old days of Clark/Lex. *sighs wistfully*

Date: 2007-04-07 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrothsknot.livejournal.com
I really enjoyed that!

Date: 2007-04-07 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm so glad! Awkward sexual awakening Clark will always be my favorite Clark.

Date: 2007-04-07 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com
Oh Clark you big dumbass.

Also: Lex nipples. *slow blinks*

Date: 2007-04-07 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Clark NEVER gets smarter, Em. Never.

Re the other thing: Well...I just couldn't help myself! *g*

Date: 2007-04-07 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lapetite-kiki.livejournal.com
Oh my... I love this so very much!!!

Do you have any plan on writing more from this universe?

Date: 2007-04-07 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you liked it, doll! Sometimes I just miss the old days of Clark/Lex.

I don't know if I'll write more. Maybe! :)

Date: 2007-04-07 10:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com
Hee! A story that gives me the perfect excuse to use my icon! Yay!

Date: 2007-04-07 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
LOL!!!! Your icon is CLASSIC. Why won't the boobies just leave him alone? That's what Clark wants to know!

Date: 2007-04-07 10:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com
Poor poor Clark, assailed by wet teeshirt wearing girls with nipples! Oh, the horror!

wearing nothing but a lavender triangle in body paint

Ah, there's a happy image!

Loved this!!

Date: 2007-04-07 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
He leaves boobies alone. Why won't they leave him alone???? *g*

Glad you liked this, doll!

Date: 2007-04-07 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earthseed.livejournal.com
I *love* this! How miss shy awkward clueless Clark and a Lex is sexy and sure just this side of predatory. Thank you thank you for writing this for me.

Date: 2007-04-07 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yay, I'm so glad you liked it! The only kind of Clex I have left in me is the old school variety. I miss the way they were!

And thanks again for the playing the game! It was very entertaining, and you stumped me but good!

Date: 2007-04-07 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luvmax1.livejournal.com
Loved it. Need more. Please?

Date: 2007-04-07 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked it! And I might write more. The idea of Lex as the MetU GLBT president does really appeal to me. :)

Date: 2007-04-07 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mahaliem.livejournal.com
I love this story!

Date: 2007-04-07 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm glad you liked.

I do miss the good old days of Clark/Lex.

Date: 2007-04-07 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] norwich36.livejournal.com
Oh, Clark, you and your fear of the girlboobs is so cute. *Pets*

This was hilarious and fun. I love college Clex AUs, and the image of Lex wearing nothing but lavender body paint is priceless.

Date: 2007-04-07 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I think "The Unbearable Ubiquity of Boobies" would be a good name for the story of Clark's coming of age. *g*

I'm so glad you liked this, doll!

Date: 2007-04-07 11:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] yavannauk.livejournal.com
Oh Clark... *giggles* Cute!

Date: 2007-04-07 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I think Lex is ready to start his higher education! *g*

Date: 2007-04-07 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] belmanoir.livejournal.com
AWWWWW!!!! Wow, I *love* this Lex. It saddens me that there's no good new Clark/Lex canon, but I'm always up for some old-school dorky!Clark fic.

Date: 2007-04-07 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
One of the reasons I stopped watching the show when I did was so I could still enjoy Clark/Lex the way they were.

I'm glad you liked this story!

Date: 2007-04-07 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timian.livejournal.com
LOVE! Also, I'll be astoundingly rude and request more of this. You know, if you want to. ::cough::

Date: 2007-04-08 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked this! And hee. I do find GLBTpresident!Lex very appealing, so I just might write more. :)

Date: 2007-04-07 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talesofmicetea.livejournal.com
Heh, poor Clark:) He couldn't get a clue if you wrapped it around GreenK and hit him in the head with it. Great story.

micetea

Date: 2007-04-08 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
*nods* I'm afraid college isn't really going to make Clark any smarter. *g*

Glad you liked this!

Date: 2007-04-08 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamalinn.livejournal.com
aw, that was so cute. i ♥ spasticlark. is there going to be more?

Date: 2007-04-08 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Glad you liked it, doll!

You know, I've recently discovered the joy of writing small snapshots in the same universe. So...maybe there will be more. :)

Date: 2007-04-08 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teenygozer.livejournal.com
Awww, I love me some old-time SV fanfic. You still got it! This is adorable.

Date: 2007-04-08 01:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad I'm not the only who's nostalgic for the way they were! :)
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