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I was trying to get people to write me stuff with my Spammy Subject Line Smut game, but then there was this prompt: bric-a-brac childbearing. I've spent WAY too much time hanging out with [livejournal.com profile] barely_bean to pass that one up. It's too long for the comments, so I'm posting it here. And yes, yes, there is MPreg in here. *g*



John could hear the muttering from the other side of the door--okay, ranting really, but he was trying to think positively--and he briefly considered just turning heel and going. No one would call him a coward for not walking into that, except, well, himself. He sighed and knocked.

The ranting turned to grumbling, and there were footstomps coming his way, and the doors snicked open.

"What?" Rodney demanded, scowling, his hair sticking out in all directions, as if it, too, were highly annoyed.

"I heard-- I thought maybe-- I just came to check--" John shifted his weight uneasily, and there was nowhere to look, because this was Rodney, and John couldn't just stare past him at a point on the wall the way he did with other people. But nowadays when he tried to look Rodney in the eye, his gaze just inevitably drifted lower, and that always felt like a breach of privacy, of the guiltiest sort.

Rodney let out an indignant huff. "Drew the short straw, huh? Well, fine then. You're here. You may as well come in."

John followed him inside, and took a deep breath, and charged bravely forward, "The science team said you-- seemed a little on edge today." More so than usual anyway hung there in silent parentheses.

"Who ratted me out? I want names."

John met his eye at last. "They're just concerned."

Rodney let out his breath heavily, his shoulders slumping. "I'm fine. I'm just--"

John swallowed hard and gave in to the inevitable, his gaze sliding downward, fastening on the swell of Rodney's belly, the way his shirt pulled too tightly across it, emphasizing its perfect roundness. Not for the first time, John cursed the Ancients and their utterly undeveloped design sensibilities. Decorative bric-a-brac looked no different from, well, something that could do that to Rodney, and honestly, what kind of advanced civilization was that?

"What's really wrong, Rodney? I know it's not just--" He waved his hand vaguely in the direction of Rodney's belly.

"You don't want to know."

"I asked, didn't I?"

"I'm serious."

"Rodney."

"Fine!" Rodney threw up his hands. "I'm horny! Impossibly, unbearably, unremittingly horny. Like I've never been horny in my entire life. Because apparently that old wives tale about being insatiable when you're knocked up is, hey, who knew, actually a fact. And I'm-- the word hasn't even been invented yet for how frustrated I am, and there's nothing to do about it, because it's not as if I was getting a lot of action before. And now--" He hung his head. "Well, just look at me."

"Hey, hey." John awkwardly patted his arm. "I'm sure you'll-- There are lots of people who'd-- I can do it." It just came tumbling out. "I mean, if you want."

Rodney pulled away stiffly. "Oh, please. You can't even bring yourself to look at me you're so disgusted. I think sex, even of the strictly charitable variety, is kind of a stretch, don't you?"

John frowned. "It wouldn't be-- I'm not-- It's just-- If I hadn't touched that stupid--"

Rodney's eyes widened. "Oh, for God's sake. That's the problem? You're all guilt-ridden?" He stared at John like he was crazy. "As far as I'm concerned, you're only to blame if it's not yours."

John got a funny feeling in his stomach thinking about, well, the moment of conception, how he and Rodney and Kavanaugh had all reached for the Ancient artifact at the same time, and then it started buzzing, and there was this bright flash of…something. Later, even after Zelenka had extensively searched the Ancient database, the best guess anyone could come up with was that Rodney must have touched the device first and whoever had touched it after him had-- well, contributed the other half of the DNA. They'd have to wait for the baby to be born to know for sure, Carson had told them.

"Hey." John reached for Rodney, hand cupping the back of his head, resting their foreheads together. "Let me-- I want to. Just. Let me."

For once, Rodney didn't argue, raising his arms, letting John strip off his shirt, settling on the edge of the bed, so John could take off his shoes, peel off his pants. Rodney looked down at him, an appeal in his eyes, and John got it, for once, and made quick work of his own clothes. "Lie back, get comfortable," he said, with a smile.

Rodney scrambled up to the head of the bed, as much as he could scramble in his condition anyway, and John stretched out beside him, ran a hand gently in circles over his arm. This could be simply therapeutic, Rodney with a problem, John's hands and mouth the solution, or it could be-- The expression in Rodney's eyes was sharply curious, because he understood the choice John was about to make, and he was waiting, waiting and…hoping, John realized. He tilted Rodney's chin and kissed him. Rodney made a needy little sound, and he tasted good, and then John couldn't stop kissing him.

He moved slowly down Rodney's body, finding his way with lips and fingers. There was a telltale softness, a delicate swelling in his chest which was, okay, kind of offputting, but Rodney bucked up into his touch, so John tentatively licked at a nipple, and Rodney made a little mewling noise, which was seriously hot.

John pulled himself up onto his knees and smoothed his palms over Rodney's belly, stroking the belly button with his thumb, marveling at the way it stuck out now.

"Weird, I know," Rodney said, his mouth quirked up ruefully.

John kissed the soft curve of Rodney's side. "Beautiful." It surprised him how true that was.

Not that it wasn't a little disconcerting as well, the lushness of Rodney's pregnant belly, and his hard cock pushing out just beneath it, but then, in the Pegasus Galaxy, a little disconcerting was pretty much the equivalent of perfectly ordinary anywhere else. He kept a hand on Rodney's belly, and licked at his cock, and Rodney moaned, and John could feel the baby shifting, moving, alive. John closed his eyes and sucked and thought how weird it was that this was what it took for him to feel completely happy.

Rodney's noises got louder and more demanding and finally downright urgent, and John figured that was Rodney's way of letting him know he was about to come. He stroked his thumb behind Rodney's balls, and Rodney muttered a desperate "God!" and went off in John's mouth. It was a little challenging, the whole swallowing thing, but not nearly as challenging as, say, being six months pregnant, so he really felt quite magnanimous about it. Afterwards, he rested his head against Rodney's belly, and listened for something that might sound baby-like, and if anyone had ever told him how goofily that would make him grin, he never would have believed it.

Rodney carded his fingers through John's hair and was content to just lie there for a while, but eventually he grew restless. "Come up here. I want to repay the favor."

"Mmmm," John murmured, too lazy and content to move, even if he hadn't gotten off yet

Rodney pulled at his hair, much less gently.

John sat up. "Ow!"

"I want to touch you. And I don't want to move. Because, hello, pregnant. So get up here."

John rolled his eyes and slid up the bed and kissed Rodney soundly. "I thought pregnancy was supposed to make you serene."

Rodney pulled a face, as if the mere notion of such a thing was beneath his dignity, and he reached for John's cock. John arched his back sharply and moaned and pushed into Rodney's hot, perfect palm.

"I'm pretty sure all pregnancy is going to do for me is make me slutty," Rodney said matter-of-factly as he rubbed his thumb around the head of John's cock.

John squeezed his eyes shut and clenched his fingers in the bedspread. He so wasn't complaining.

"Come on, come on," Rodney urged him, and John bucked his hips, and was shaking by the time he spilled over Rodney's fist.

He laid his head down on the pillow, still panting, and Rodney was watching, smiling, his eyes warm and bright. Happy, even.

John kissed him and ran a hand idly down his back. "I want it to be mine." It came out like a confession, like something he was a little scared to hope for.

Rodney squirmed closer and plunked his head down on John's chest, commandeering him as a pillow. "Trust me. Everyone wants it to be yours, because if Kavanaugh knocked me up, I really can't be held responsible for my actions."

His tone was light, but John could feel his pleased smiled.

John pressed a kiss to the top of his head. "Of course, I still think the Ancients were the freakiest, most design-challenged group of people the universe has ever known."

Rodney yawned and murmured sleepily, "Don't get me started."

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Date: 2007-03-20 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amireal.livejournal.com
*glee*

See. I get annoyed when people proclaim all mpreg is just OMGSPORKEYESBAD because well it's a straw argument, but aaanyhoo. This is so shiny!

Date: 2007-03-20 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I may just be made wrong, but the idea of pregnant men will *never* stop amusing me. *g*

I'm glad you liked this!

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Date: 2007-03-20 12:33 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] runpunkrun
Hot mpreg sex! I'm...not sure those words have ever been spoken before, but it's true! This was hot and funny and sweet. Three of my favorite things.

Date: 2007-03-20 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Whenever I've pictured Rodney pregnant, I've always had this notion that he'd be a really randy pregnant man. I do worry about myself, yes. *g*

I'm glad you liked this!

Date: 2007-03-20 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bethynyc.livejournal.com
Adorable! Definitely can believe the scenario, and I hope it's John's baby too!

Date: 2007-03-20 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you liked this! And it really had better be John's baby or...well, Kavanaugh better run! *g*

Date: 2007-03-20 12:55 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] yavannauk.livejournal.com
Awww... Adorable and hot! And it had better be John's. LOL!

Date: 2007-03-20 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked this! And hee. Yes, yes, it had better be John's baby, or Kavanaugh had better start running. *g*

Date: 2007-03-20 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mecurtin.livejournal.com
I was really hoping someone would pick up that line, because it made me, too, think "those wacky Ancients! look what that device did to that poor unsuspecting man!"

However, your lack of personal experience is showing: (a) you can't hear the baby's heartbeat without a special gadget, and (b) it's so fast it doesn't really sound like a heartbeat, almost more like a thrumming. The microphones earth doctors & midwives use make it sound like a weird, whooshing thrum -- here's an example .wav file (http://www.fetaldopplerfacts.org/wav/heartbeat_at_24_weeks.wav).

Date: 2007-03-20 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee. I loved that prompt. It said "pregnant Rodney!" to me so very clearly.

I fixed the part where my lack of personal experience shows. *g*

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Date: 2007-03-20 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daraq.livejournal.com
This is so cute! ::crosses fingers that the baby is John's::

Date: 2007-03-20 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad you enjoyed! (And didn't run screaming from the mpreg. *g*)

Really, I fear for Kavanaugh's safety if the baby isn't John's. *snickers*

Date: 2007-03-20 01:19 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
"I'm pretty sure all pregnancy is going to do for me is make me slutty," Rodney said matter-of-factly as he rubbed his thumb around the head of John's cock.

This was hot and cracked and sweet and fun. :)

Date: 2007-03-20 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I really spend far too much time picturing what a randy pregnant man Rodney would make. *g*

Date: 2007-03-20 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com
Oh, this is so adorable! I can't stop smiling that John wanted the baby to be his. SO SWEET.

Thank you!

Date: 2007-03-20 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Maybe I'm just a romantic sap, but I think if someone is going to make Rodney pregnant, then John is going to want it to be him. *g*

Date: 2007-03-20 01:37 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] celli
Awwwwwwww!

Date: 2007-03-20 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
They're a family now, Celli! :)

Date: 2007-03-20 01:47 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] dossier.livejournal.com
I think Rodeny would be perfectly correct to be homicidal if KAVANAUGH knocked him up. Talk about your worst case scenario.

Date: 2007-03-20 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Oh, dear God yes! But...we all know it's John's baby. :)

Date: 2007-03-20 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lallybroch.livejournal.com
OMGMPREGSEX. AND IT IS HOT. Remember how I said you could write anything and it would be AWESOME? I am TOTALLY VALIDATED.

Date: 2007-03-20 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Awwww! You're such a sweetie. And I'm glad I'm not the only who finds the preggosex hot. *g*

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Date: 2007-03-20 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barely-bean.livejournal.com
okay 1) I'm doing \o/ in front of my computer. Also, I'm really amused how I've become the mpreg girl. I've never even written mpreg! *giggles*

2) Dude, this is awesome. It's sweet and hot, and I love that you had Rodney be all horny when pregnant, because yes!

3) I am glad that I know you would never ever ever in a million year makes Kavanaugh the father, because EW. No baby ever deserves the greasy hair gene.

Date: 2007-03-20 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee. I don't know how you became MPreg girl, but you ARE definitely the poster gal for it these days.

Whenever I imagine Rodney pregnant (and I do this far more often than I should *g*), I picture him as a totally randy pregnant man. I don't know why! But I really, really feel it would be true.

Re: the baby's father. You know how I feel about greasy hair!!! That child is going to have perfectly glossy and unruly dark hair like his daddy John!!!

Date: 2007-03-20 03:03 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] steammmpunk.livejournal.com
Aww. So cute and hot and fun. It made me so giddy. HOTCHILDBEARINGSEX! And this: "Trust me. Everyone wants it to be yours, because if Kavanaugh knocked me up, I really can't be held responsible for my actions." *giggles* Thank you for the lovelies.

Date: 2007-03-20 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked! And also very glad to see I'm not the only one who finds pregnant sex hot. *bg*

Of course, we all know it's going to be John's baby, but if it weren't...well, I think Rodney would be perfectly justified in going on a rampage. *giggles* Poor Rodney!

Date: 2007-03-20 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llaras.livejournal.com
omg morrrrre. *flails a bit*

Date: 2007-03-20 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee. You know, for whatever reason, and it's entirely possible that I'm just not made right, I do find myself thinking about pregnant Rodney a lot. So you never know. There could be more!

Date: 2007-03-20 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tzi.livejournal.com
So many reasons to propose to you.

MPREG is only the beginning. *grins*

Date: 2007-03-20 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
You just love me for my perversity. Don't think I don't know! *g*

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Date: 2007-03-20 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elyssadc.livejournal.com
I am irrationally in love with this story. I've obviously completely lost my mind. ;-) But honestly? I would pay you whatever you want if you write the actual birth. I am pretty sure nothing would please me more.

Date: 2007-03-20 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad I'm not the only who's lost her mind! *g*

This morning, I was imagining some very dramatic birth scenario where Rodney gets hurt, and there has to be an emergency C-section, and the baby is premature, and John nearly goes crazy with worry, shuttling between Rodney's beside and the incubation unit, and whoever caused Rodney to get injured is hunted down by Teyla and Ronon and Radek and everyone else who cares about Rodney. But, um, you know, it was a little melodramatic. *giggles*

Date: 2007-03-20 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niangao.livejournal.com
Yay for McShep mpreg! I really like this. It is incredibly sweet and touching, not to mention hot. Also, the alternative is Kavanaugh?! That's quite evil of you :P

Date: 2007-03-20 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I am evil! It's so very true. Poor Rodney!

*whispers* But we all know it's John's baby. *g*

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Date: 2007-03-20 07:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avoteforla.livejournal.com
"I'm pretty sure all pregnancy is going to do for me is make me slutty," Rodney said matter-of-factly

And I definitely just woke my roommate by laughing too loudly. This was awesome. Thanks for sharing <3

Date: 2007-03-20 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad it made you laugh! The idea of pregnant men in general--and pregnant Rodney especially--never stops amusing me.

(Btw, I ADORE your icon!)

Date: 2007-03-20 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purelyironic.livejournal.com
I read mpreg and I liked it. ;) That was sweet and hot. I want it to be John's, too.

Date: 2007-03-20 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! Mpreg has its own wacky and mysterious hold on my imagination. I'm glad you liked this!

And I can pretty much guarantee it's John's baby. *winks*

Date: 2007-03-20 10:26 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] anatsuno.livejournal.com
*happy mpreg-loving sigh*

You so totally win the day! Thanks.

Date: 2007-03-20 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
So many people hate mpreg so vocally that I'm pleased and amused to see so many people who enjoy it. Yay for us mpreg-lovers!!! :)

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Date: 2007-03-20 10:53 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] wildestranger.livejournal.com
Ooh lovely. Pregnant Rodney is a thing of joy. :)

Okay, I can´t believe I just said that but you know, he is! Even more grumpy and delightful than usually!

Date: 2007-03-20 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! I think about pregnant Rodney way too much. I really do believe he'd be utterly adorable (not to mention horny all the time!).

I'm glad you liked this!

Date: 2007-03-20 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melagan.livejournal.com
He kept a hand on Rodney's belly, and licked at his cock, and Rodney moaned, and John could feel the baby shifting, moving, alive. John closed his eyes and sucked and thought how weird it was that this was what it took for him to feel completely happy.

There's something kinda wrong yet really right about that *g*

Date: 2007-03-20 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
Hee! Yes, yes, I think that about sums it up.

Date: 2007-03-20 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gardenprophet.livejournal.com
Because apparently that old wives tale about being insatiable when you're knocked up is, hey, who knew, actually a fact

*Best* *line* *ever*. It's so perfectly something Rodney would bitch about, and *just* like that too. brilliant and hilarious.

Date: 2007-03-20 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I'm glad you liked this! The idea of pregnant Rodney--well, I find it way more amusing than I'm sure Rodney would appreciate. *g*

Date: 2007-03-20 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anitac588.livejournal.com
Awww Lenore - I thought this will be hot, but it is not only that, it is also very sweet and touching.

Date: 2007-03-20 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
They're just meant to be, Anita! Even if it takes an unidentifiable Ancient artifact and turning nature on its head to make them figure it out. :)

Date: 2007-03-20 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com
It can not be Kavanaughs because that would create some sort of black hole in time and destroy them all. As nature abhors a vacuumI, it's John's. I don't even care if that makes sense.

I love mpreg.

Date: 2007-03-20 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scribblinlenore.livejournal.com
I totally agree! The laws of physics themselves would rebel at Rodney bearing Kavanaugh's baby.

Good thing it's John's! :)
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