The Return of SGA Porntastic Jubilee
Apr. 26th, 2007 12:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scribblinlenoreI meant to do this when the season first started back up on SciFi, but...anyway, here it is now! Come celebrate new eps by writing a little hot and sweaty something-something that's episode-related. Below you'll find a comment with the name of every SGA episode that's ever aired. (Including the back half of season 3 that aired in Canada, so be warned anyone who's trying to avoid those spoilers.) Choose one and write some porn (or non-porn if you prefer), any pairing, any anything, based on that episode. When you're done, leave it as a comment to the episode title. If you're having fun, do another! My goal is to have porn for each episode, so the Jubilee will go on as long as that takes.
Come on! Write some porn. You know you want to. And please spread the word!
Here's a running list:
Pilot by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
elandrialore
Return, Part 2 byvagablonde
Tao of Rodney byifylla
Critical Mass byscribblinlenore
Come on! Write some porn. You know you want to. And please spread the word!
Here's a running list:
Pilot by
elandrialoreReturn, Part 2 by
vagablondeTao of Rodney by
ifyllaCritical Mass by
scribblinlenore![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
Instinct
Date: 2007-04-26 04:00 pm (UTC)Conversion
Date: 2007-04-26 04:01 pm (UTC)Aurora
Date: 2007-04-26 04:01 pm (UTC)The Lost Boys
Date: 2007-04-26 04:01 pm (UTC)Hive
Date: 2007-04-26 04:01 pm (UTC)Epiphany
Date: 2007-04-26 04:02 pm (UTC)Critical Mass
Date: 2007-04-26 04:02 pm (UTC)Re: Critical Mass
Date: 2007-04-26 07:45 pm (UTC)It's Cadman looming over him. "I'm sick of you, McKay. So just stop it already."
He scrambles to his feet. "I knew it!" He points a finger triumphantly, even if being right does mean he's totally fucked. "You don't want me to stop the bomb. You're a spy. A dirty spy. I knew it!"
"Oh, shut up, Rodney," she says, with a big, exaggerated huff. "I am not a spy. You just can't handle it because I know what goes on inside your head. Well, news flash. That you spend 90% of your time thinking about physics and the rest fantasizing about sex is hardly a state secret."
His face goes hot. "I do not-- This is just a diversion! You're trying to-- And don't forget. I know what you think about, too."
Cadman puts her hands on her hips, her eyebrows drawn together. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Rodney waves his hand. "Supply closet?"
Cadman's eyes narrow to slits. "You--"
"Hey, you're the one who dragged me in here."
"In your dreams!"
"I believe those were your dreams, actually."
"I ought to--"
"Go right ahead and try."
"Maybe I will."
"Maybe you should."
"Fine."
"Fine."
By this point, they're mere spitting distance apart, and Rodney is braced, although not for her mouth, rough and breathy and warm on his.
"Graammbr--" he garbles against her lips.
She bites him. Hard.
"Owwwww!" he yelps. "What was that for? Oh my God! I taste blood!"
"That's for telling people I'm the Trust operative." She tugs at his belt, whips it out of the loops. "We both know what these misplaced suspicions of yours are really about. So just get it out of your system already, and stop being so--"
"Oh, yes. Because sharing the same body with a virtual stranger, that's no reason to feel a little uncomfortable--"
She pulls her shirt up over her head and drops it to the floor.
"Um." He doesn't want to stare, but boobs, and he is only human.
"You in or out, McKay?" Cadman shucks her BDUs and her surprisingly wispy little panties.
"Um."
She hoists herself up onto one of the crates, and, the thing is: she's not the only one who's had dirty supply closet daydreams, even if this isn't exactly how they played out. Rodney shoves his pants down to his knees and steps between her thighs, one hand sliding roughly into her hair, holding her still while he kisses.
He dips a hand between their bodies, fingers finding her pussy. She's already wet, and so hot, and when he wiggles his thumb, she bites his lip again and demands, "Come on, McKay. Do it!"
It's been forever since he had sex, and they're probably all going to die anyway, and Cadman has her legs wrapped around his waist, heels digging into his back, and, hey, still only human. He presses his face against her boobs, and pushes in, and God, she's tight, really tight, around his cock.
"McKay." Her fingernails sink in to the soft undersides of his arms. "Harder. Fuck me harder."
There's a wheedling note of I-dare-you in it, and he knows what she likes, and he cups his hands under her ass, and gives her what she's asking for. They're both going to have bruises when this is done.
"I bet you can't make me come, I bet you can't," she pants, eyes bright with mischief.
Rodney can't back down from a challenge, even when it's as see-through as this, and he says smugly, "Oh yeah?" He licks his fingers and reaches for her clit, and he's been told on more than one occasion that he's good with his hands.
Her eyes go wide, and she whimpers "oh, oh," and then she's coming, her pussy clenching even tighter around him. In the spirit of being merely flesh and blood, he comes, too.
If Cadman feels any awkwardness in the aftermath, there's no hint of it. She pulls her clothes on and declares, "I'd say we got that cleared up, huh, McKay? Now you can concentrate on saving the city. And don't worry. I won't tell Colonel Sheppard you lost your supply closet virginity to me." She flashes a big, teasing smile and bounds out the door, leaving Rodney to fumble his fly closed and run after her, shouting, "Hey, hey!"
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Date: 2007-04-26 04:02 pm (UTC)The Tower
Date: 2007-04-26 04:03 pm (UTC)The Long Goodbye
Date: 2007-04-26 04:03 pm (UTC)Coup D'etat
Date: 2007-04-26 04:03 pm (UTC)Michael
Date: 2007-04-26 04:03 pm (UTC)Inferno
Date: 2007-04-26 04:04 pm (UTC)Allies
Date: 2007-04-26 04:04 pm (UTC)No Man's Land
Date: 2007-04-26 04:04 pm (UTC)Misbegotten
Date: 2007-04-26 04:05 pm (UTC)Irresistible
Date: 2007-04-26 04:05 pm (UTC)Re: Irresistible
Date: 2007-05-04 01:21 pm (UTC)Not that Rodney did, not that Rodney would, Rodney's one of the good guys, but he could have. And now John can't get him out of his head. Rodney tells him to strip and John has no choice but to obey. Rodney tells him to get to his knees and John has no choice but to obey. Rodney tells him to suck his cock and John has no choice but to obey. But it's not like he's fighting it or anything. He remembers the serene, blissed out expression everyone was wearing and it's that more than anything that makes him crazy with yearning. He wants that, to lose the bone-deep worrying, to stop being the one just for a few minutes. He needs Rodney telling him what to do and him doing it, no choice, no shame, no thinking all the damn time. He leans back in his bunk and wraps his fingers around his aching prick and shoves the fingers of his other hand into his mouth, as far as he can, pumping both hands faster and faster and in his head he can feel the floor, hard against his knees and Rodney's hand hard in his hair and Rodney's cock hard down his throat and he comes in a rush and for one tiny timestamp, everything uncoils and he relaxes into sleep before he even gets a chance to clean himself up.
Sateda
Date: 2007-04-26 04:05 pm (UTC)Progeny
Date: 2007-04-26 04:06 pm (UTC)The Real World
Date: 2007-04-26 04:06 pm (UTC)Common Ground
Date: 2007-04-26 04:06 pm (UTC)McKay and Mrs. Miller
Date: 2007-04-26 04:06 pm (UTC)Phantoms
Date: 2007-04-26 04:07 pm (UTC)The Return, Part 1
Date: 2007-04-26 04:07 pm (UTC)The Return, Part 2
Date: 2007-04-26 04:07 pm (UTC)Re: The Return, Part 2
Date: 2007-04-26 10:37 pm (UTC)“I’m still not speaking to you,” Lorne warned Sheppard as he slouched against a stack of boxes.
“Still?”
“You mounted an unathorized mission to save the City and somehow forgot to mention it to me.”
"I was trying to protect your career," John hedged.
"Not your call."
“It was a spur of the moment thing.”
“You brought Beckett.”
“You were on another planet!”
“Jesus!” Kaufman interjected. “Would you two just get a room already??”
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