The Return of SGA Porntastic Jubilee
Apr. 26th, 2007 12:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I meant to do this when the season first started back up on SciFi, but...anyway, here it is now! Come celebrate new eps by writing a little hot and sweaty something-something that's episode-related. Below you'll find a comment with the name of every SGA episode that's ever aired. (Including the back half of season 3 that aired in Canada, so be warned anyone who's trying to avoid those spoilers.) Choose one and write some porn (or non-porn if you prefer), any pairing, any anything, based on that episode. When you're done, leave it as a comment to the episode title. If you're having fun, do another! My goal is to have porn for each episode, so the Jubilee will go on as long as that takes.
Come on! Write some porn. You know you want to. And please spread the word!
Here's a running list:
Pilot by
elandrialore
Return, Part 2 by
vagablonde
Tao of Rodney by
ifylla
Critical Mass by
scribblinlenore
Come on! Write some porn. You know you want to. And please spread the word!
Here's a running list:
Pilot by
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Return, Part 2 by
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Tao of Rodney by
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Critical Mass by
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Pilot
Date: 2007-04-26 03:53 pm (UTC)Re: Pilot
Date: 2007-04-28 03:06 am (UTC)Sheppard turned him around and shoved him against the wall. "We're going to another galaxy," he said.
"Yes, and?" Rodney said, motioning with hands that were trapped between them.
"We're going to another galaxy," Sheppard said again, like that explained everything.
"Not if you don't let me go we're not," he snapped. Sheppard didn't look any closer to releasing him, and it suddenly occurred to him that Sheppard had never been all that on board with this whole expedition in the first place. "I-I mean obviously I'm vital to the mission," he explained rapidly, "which is why you should really let me go, and if this is about not wanting to go and them making you, well, I'm sure I could talk to some people on your behalf, though why you wouldn't want to go is a mystery, and also you have the ATA gene, which is very important, it's-"
"Vital," Sheppard finished for him and Rodney nodded.
"Yes exactly! Both of us. Vital," he said stressing the word because Sheppard didn't look exactly stable at the moment.
Sheppard's hands unclenched from Rodney's shirt, and he said, "Yeah, okay," which had Rodney letting out a gusting breath of relief, but then Sheppard's hands were on his face and Sheppard's mouth was against his and vital was taking on a whole different definition.
Rodney moaned, opening up--his mouth, his thighs--Sheppard slipping in, body tight and coiled and hard against him.
"Think you can you shut up for a minute?" Sheppard asked breathlessly as he pulled back.
"Yes of course I can," Rodney started, affronted, then gasped as Sheppard dropped to the floor and went to work on his trousers. Rodney clamped a hand over his mouth as Sheppard gorged himself on Rodney's cock, completely unable to help the mewling sounds in the back of his throat and the way his hips snapped forward to meet Sheppard's mouth.
It took an embarrassingly short time before he was coming and then slumping against the wall--Sheppard's competent hands putting him back together as easily as they'd taken him apart--but Sheppard didn't comment on it. Just kissed him, shoved Rodney's hand against his still hard dick and murmured, "We're going to another galaxy," in breathless wonder against the skin of Rodney's neck.
"Yeah," Rodney breathed, curling his fingers around Sheppard's length. But before he could do anything about reciprocating, Sheppard was pulling back, and Rodney was frowning.
Sheppard, on the other hand, looked a hell of a lot less tense, a smirk curling his mouth up at the corner. "Catch you on the other side?" he asked, his voice rough and intimate, and Rodney had to open his mouth a couple of times before he could find his voice.
"Yes. Yes, of course," he finally said, nodding.
Sheppard gave him a two-fingered salute and ambled out into the hallway. Rodney watched him go, and then started a bit when he realized that he was late for the ZPM configuration and dashed off to find Silar.
Ten minutes later, he was in the control room as the gate was dialed.
"Seriously, Doctor," Weir said to his right, "calm down. You're embarrassing me."
Catching Sheppard's eye, Rodney said smugly, "I've never been so excited in my entire life," and thought, We're going to another galaxy.
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Date: 2007-04-26 03:53 pm (UTC)Thirty-eight Minutes
Date: 2007-04-26 03:53 pm (UTC)Suspicion
Date: 2007-04-26 03:54 pm (UTC)Childhood's End
Date: 2007-04-26 03:54 pm (UTC)Poisoning the Well
Date: 2007-04-26 03:55 pm (UTC)Underground
Date: 2007-04-26 03:55 pm (UTC)Home
Date: 2007-04-26 03:55 pm (UTC)The Storm
Date: 2007-04-26 03:55 pm (UTC)The Eye
Date: 2007-04-26 03:55 pm (UTC)The Defiant One
Date: 2007-04-26 03:56 pm (UTC)Hot Zone
Date: 2007-04-26 03:56 pm (UTC)Sanctuary
Date: 2007-04-26 03:56 pm (UTC)Before I Sleep
Date: 2007-04-26 03:56 pm (UTC)The Brotherhood
Date: 2007-04-26 03:57 pm (UTC)Letters from Pegasus
Date: 2007-04-26 03:57 pm (UTC)The Gift
Date: 2007-04-26 03:57 pm (UTC)Siege, Part 1
Date: 2007-04-26 03:57 pm (UTC)Siege, Part 2
Date: 2007-04-26 03:58 pm (UTC)Siege, Part 3
Date: 2007-04-26 03:58 pm (UTC)The Intruder
Date: 2007-04-26 03:59 pm (UTC)Runner
Date: 2007-04-26 03:59 pm (UTC)Duet
Date: 2007-04-26 03:59 pm (UTC)Condemned
Date: 2007-04-26 03:59 pm (UTC)Trinity
Date: 2007-04-26 04:00 pm (UTC)