Yuletide campaigning: A-Rod/Jeter porn
Sep. 20th, 2007 11:45 amThe
yuletide nominations are up. Now, I've never actually done Yuletide before, but this year, my dear, dear
punny has taken a slashy interest in the Yankees. This pleases me very, very much. So I'm going to do Yuletide, and I'm going to help Punny advocate for Jeter/A-Rod RFP (or JeteRod, as I like to call it). Because, as Punny says, they deserve to have at least as much smut written about them as Jsquared or the boy bands.
Some of you may remember that once upon a time I drew a line in the sand about baseball slash, but, hey, you know how sand is. A big wind blows up, and there goes your line! Besides, when the subjects themselves talk in public about their sleepovers and have a breakup to rival Beniffer's in media coverage, then all bets are off, I say.
For the JeteRod saga in a nutshell, read this:
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=2887521
Please note the sleepovers five nights a week.
And here's some visual persuasion:

They can still make each other smile. Even now that the salad days of their relationship have passed.

Speaking of salad days, once upon a time someone at Sports Illustrated thought it would be a good idea to have a group shot of all the upcoming young shortstops without their shirts on. Once upon a time, someone at Sports Illustrated was a GENIUS! If you look closely, you'll see that JeteRod are touching, and possibly holding hands.

A-Rod went through this phase when he first came over to the Yankees of giving Jeter big bear hugs after they won a game. When asked by the media, he said he told Derek while he was hugging him that he was the greatestlay player in the world.

Doing the baseball tango.

Just because they also look nice walking away...

And finally, sometimes they sign each other's balls. What more is there to say??!!!
Some of you may remember that once upon a time I drew a line in the sand about baseball slash, but, hey, you know how sand is. A big wind blows up, and there goes your line! Besides, when the subjects themselves talk in public about their sleepovers and have a breakup to rival Beniffer's in media coverage, then all bets are off, I say.
For the JeteRod saga in a nutshell, read this:
http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=2887521
Please note the sleepovers five nights a week.
And here's some visual persuasion:

They can still make each other smile. Even now that the salad days of their relationship have passed.

Speaking of salad days, once upon a time someone at Sports Illustrated thought it would be a good idea to have a group shot of all the upcoming young shortstops without their shirts on. Once upon a time, someone at Sports Illustrated was a GENIUS! If you look closely, you'll see that JeteRod are touching, and possibly holding hands.

A-Rod went through this phase when he first came over to the Yankees of giving Jeter big bear hugs after they won a game. When asked by the media, he said he told Derek while he was hugging him that he was the greatest

Doing the baseball tango.

Just because they also look nice walking away...

And finally, sometimes they sign each other's balls. What more is there to say??!!!
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Date: 2007-09-20 04:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-20 04:25 pm (UTC)It's just like the Dreyfus Affair!
Date: 2007-09-20 04:26 pm (UTC)Re: It's just like the Dreyfus Affair!
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Date: 2007-09-20 07:16 pm (UTC)Although my favorite baseball slashy story this year is still Andy going down with a wrist injury at the same time that Roger 'strained' his left groin. I mean, HONESTLY GUYS, HONESTLY!!
Were you around when I did my Big Pictorial Gay Ode to the One Twu Wuv of Jeff Franceour & Brian McCann of the Atlanta Braves? (see icon)
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Date: 2007-09-21 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-20 04:57 pm (UTC)I totally agree!!! We're like superheroes, Lenore. WHEREVER THERE ARE HOT DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY SHOULD BE MAKING OUT, THAT IS WHERE YOU WILL FIND US.
Also, someone should suggest Zerophilia for yultide as well...
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Date: 2007-09-20 05:38 pm (UTC)Did I see any of them?
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Date: 2007-09-21 03:38 pm (UTC)If you ever decide to repost somewhere, please let me know, as I'd love to be able to rec it.
I'd also love to read your other story, but it seems to be flocked, and so I have friended you. Hello.
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Date: 2007-09-21 06:56 pm (UTC)driveby comment
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Date: 2007-09-21 01:49 am (UTC)How sad is it that I
savedcan name every one of the shortstops in that SI photo? Gold chain love!no subject
Date: 2007-09-21 03:48 pm (UTC)And hee! I feel the gold chain love, as well! Along with some very genuine fondness for that SI photographer and his/her artistic vision. :)
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Date: 2007-09-23 08:47 am (UTC)Lenore is my favorite!
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Date: 2007-09-25 02:33 am (UTC)Pretty Lights is an RPF ficathon, but it's wee compared to Yuletide and actorfic. I did ask, though, and they'd probably open it up to sports if interested parties could bring people with them, so that the mods had people to match.