Birthday Smut-a-Thon!

[scribblinlenore]

So last year I kind of accidentally hit on this idea of having my own personal smut-a-thon to celebrate my birthday. I asked for dirty, smutty prompts, and you guys came through, and I wrote some smut. I had fun, and I want to do it again.

Hit me with some dirty, smutty prompts, please! Any fandom I know well enough to write. Thank you!

Comments

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

John/Rodney -- handjob where somebody might see them?

(I wish I had the mental space to write you something yummy for your birthday, I really do! Sigh.)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Awww! You're so sweet. *hugs you*

I love this prompt. John and Rodney wanting each other so much that they get totally reckless...mmmmm, red hot!

[svmadelyn.livejournal.com]

Clark/Lex, the world's watching. *eg*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Global exhibitionism...I gotta love it!

[bironic.livejournal.com]

John/anyone, with spreader bar. Mm.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

John/anyone...that's smutty right there. Me likes! *g*

[itsaslashything.livejournal.com]

Smallville, CLEX, Lex teaching Clark how to drive...I feel certain he'd be a very 'hands on' teacher ;)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Yes, Lex is very, VERY hands on. This is such a fun idea!

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Ruby teaches Sam to access his psychic-ness again by fucking Dean in the next room and making Sammy watch it all like he's right there.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! That is SO hot! *loves*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

John/Rodney - Earthside, driving across the Midwest (for some reason *shrugs*) and they get trapped by a sudden, thundering storm with possible tornado and...are forced to take shelter in an empty cabin of some sort. Soaked to the bone, of course, so they need to a.) build a fire, and b.) get out of those wet clothes. ;D

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Wet clothes are very dangerous! They need to get those things right off! *imagines that picture*

Yay!

[ladydey.livejournal.com]

Lex/Clark -- The Overlord's Harem, beloved concubine

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I do love me some Overlord's Harem!

[bitchygrrl.livejournal.com]

Lex/Bizarro Clark any way you write that smut ensues
or
Sam/Dean- ( set during the ep where Dean keeps dying)Sam takes "harmless" advantage of the fact that Dean doens't remember the day before or when Sam finally gets Dean back, hot sex ensues. Sam practices his powers on Dean, I'm thinking that telkenisis and the abitlity to send thoughts thing ;)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oooh, they're both fun! Thank you!

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Sam/Dean in the mud. (What? You asked for dirty, right?)

Happy early birthday!

(p.s.~ I was reading old pool-playing fic the other day and I ended up re-reading your "Five Times Dean Lost at Pool" and it made me smile for hours. You = Win.)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes, yes, I did ask for dirt. Thanks for the b-day wishes, doll!

[graysong.livejournal.com]

I feel so tame in comparison to the previous comments, but . . .

Lex / Clark ... Not currently a couple ... One inadvertantly ingesting Viagra at some public and media covered event they both attend ... if it's Clark, there may be some unexpected sideaffects ...


*blush* sorry, thats as smutty as I can get while at work (at least outside my head).

And so I don't forget, happy birthday ... you don't look a day over 29!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think this is PLENTY smutty. *enjoys the mental picture*

And so I don't forget, happy birthday ... you don't look a day over 29!

You know I love you, right? *bg*

[graysong.livejournal.com]

Not as much as I love you!!! *mwah* Good luck with the smutfest ... I'll be keeping an eye out for it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US ALL!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Would it be wrong of me to request something in the Brazil Misadventure 'verse? Maybe post-story, wherein they are happy (THAT IS WHERE IT IS GOING, RIGHT?!?!) and Rodney pays John back for all the hot hot tied up sexing? *bats lashes*

If it is wrong I don't want to be right!, I would like some John/Rodney first time action, with bonus coming in the pants and maybe also babbling dirty talk. :)

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US ALL!

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hee! If it's wrong, I don't want to be right, either! I like the idea of Rodney getting even. Very much!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh. Rodney browsing John's porn collection.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Yes. I'm SURE he'll find some surprises. *enjoys the notion*

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

Mal/Simon, on a backwaters planet in a little podunk town a doc and a captain need to be married to have respectable standing, otherwise the local toothless spinsters girls get dibs on them - with the local mostly-evil lord looking over their shoulders, and the business offer handing by a thread, will Mal and Simon find a way to seal the deal... without sealing themselves into an arrangement they won't be able to get out of?

(Or, you know, something just as chiched but better-worded. *cough*)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Forced to marry is always a goody. Especially when it's Mal and Simon.

Btw, your icon rules!

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

*g* Thanks, I was happy to find it - nicci_mac's l33t icon skillz are the bomb!

[graysong.livejournal.com]

I agree with Lenore ... that icon *rules*!!

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it just? \o/

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

Those two, Jeter and Rod, get stuck together in an elevator. Which has a mirror.
I'm sure you'll know what to do with them.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Aw, Anita, you're giving me a JeteRod prompt. I thought for sure you'd go John/Rodney. You picked A-Rod and Jeter for me, didn't you? Awwww!

Also, I like this idea. A LOT!

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

It is your birthday. ;-)

If I had to indulge in this little scenario some more, I'd go for angry sex, like one is pissed at the other because of bad game(missed pitch, or sth). But then, punishment becomes a reward, for both, of course.

[medea-aries.livejournal.com]

Partyboy!HighasGod!Lex =D

A rave featuring a unhealthy amounts of glitter, designer drugs a la charte, U$25 watter bottles, Dean and Dean´s ears (threatening to bleed and do their very best to spray Sam on the process).

Oh. And Sammy. Sort of bouncing his head.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I do really love young partyboy Lex. Mmmm. And everything is better with glitter! :)

[medea-aries.livejournal.com]

And I love dancing!Sammy and his secret love of electronic music. Dean would have a field day... except for the bleeding ears, of course.

Now, if they were to use the glitter as lube, I would laugh forever xDDD

[unbreakableburr.livejournal.com]

Lucifer/Dean - Lu's not willing to give Dean back to Sam, anyway you want to go with that.
Lex/Kal-El, Lex's body is in state at the Fortress, Lex wakes up with no memories of the last 3 years. Kal-El/Clark take advantage.
Simon/Badger, I always thought that pairing would be hot.
Mohinder/Sylar. Go.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Yes. I totally believe that once Lucifer got his hands (or should that be cloven hooves?) on Dean, he wouldn't want to let go.

Thanks for all the great prompts!

[unbreakableburr.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[unbreakableburr.livejournal.com]

One more: Lex/Dean, before or after the events of the last season.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

*ahem* I think I made this request before:

John and Rodney with John having to give someone else instructions on how to fuck Rodney.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

unless you hate this prompt. then i can think of something else. um um...*thinks*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

No, no, I love that prompt! And I came up with this whole, long story for it when you gave it to me before, and it turned out strangely angsty, and I just never got around to writing it. But I still want to!

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

okay, but if it makes you all unhappy writing it, then we can totally scrap it. I have many many other ideas Lenore. Don't you worry!

[anitac588.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, I like this one too!!! And, Lenore, I like it angsty, if it hurts just a little. *g*

[evileve18.livejournal.com]

john/rodney bottom!rodney,d/s,dirty talk,rodney has a humiliation kink that only john could satisfy.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

I just had a porny vision!

John/Rodney - John draped over Rodney's lap. Spankings optional. ;)

[pun.livejournal.com]

Derek Jeter during the rift jerking off thinking about Alex.