Productivity + Dirty Bandom Thoughts

[scribblinlenore]

That sums up my Sunday.

Of the productivity:
I successfully replaced the hard drive on my laptop. With my own two hands and everything! Okay, okay, I had recovery disks to work with, so I didn't, you know, actually have to UNDERSTAND anything. But I touched my computer's insides and nothing exploded and there was no blue screen of death, so go me.

Of the dirty bandom thoughts:
I started writing some dirty, dirty porn with Pete wearing a skirt, because sometimes it's just that put-Pete-in-a-skirt time in your fan fic writing career.

Also I had this really, really dirty dream which I then spun into an idea for porn. Patrick is a massage therapist and Pete is...maybe still a rock star? I don't know. Anyway he's Patrick's customer, who's a little pervy, because there's always at least one customer who is, but it's kind of okay in this case, because he brings out the perv in Patrick, and the touching gets more and more inappropriate every time Pete comes for a massage until finally they're not even bothering with the pretense. The one image I clearly remember from my dream is Pete's back, all slick with oil, and Patrick's hands moving slowly, firmly up the line of his spine. Then I started imagining that every time Pete turns from his stomach onto his back he takes the opportunity to flash Patrick, no matter how determinedly Patrick tries to hold up the towel to give him some privacy. Because, you know...Pete. And then of course, there's music playing in the room, and Patrick just kind of forgets himself one day and starts to hum. And Pete loves his voice and after that always makes him sing to him while he's massaging him. And that just ratchets up the dirty BIG TIME.

You know, Bandom boys are like John and Rodney in that you can imagine them in a million billion AU scenarios. I like that in a fandom!

Comments

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

oh jesus. I would read the HELL out of that, no joke. I would love it as either Pete the rock star, or Pete the lawyer, or whatever. Just -

The one image I clearly remember from my dream is Pete's back, all slick with oil, and Patrick's hands moving slowly, firmly up the line of his spine.

It's no wonder that image stuck with you, my goodness.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

It was a REALLY good dream. I was very pleased with my unconscious! *g*

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

Nice. The weirdest one I ever had was where Bob Bryar and I both worked in a cafeteria, and he kept getting yelled at for not wearing his hair net over the lovely lady locks. O_o

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! That's a fun one. I love Bob. I'm glad he refused to give in to the military-industrial-hairnet complex!

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

fight the power, Bob!

[murklins.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I just pictured both those scenarios. HOT.

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I would read that. All of that. Please write it?

Also this made me lol because it's true:

because sometimes it's just that put-Pete-in-a-skirt time in your fan fic writing career.

There's also the 'put Pete in your other fandoms and see who he'll fuck' time in your fic writing career, because Pete is the best little black dress, ever. He is a classic! Like a little black dress! Even Pete is aware of it.

Linzee

[purelyironic.livejournal.com]

The one image I clearly remember from my dream is Pete's back, all slick with oil, and Patrick's hands moving slowly, firmly up the line of his spine.

That's such a HOT image. *makes dreamy eyes*

[edgecity.livejournal.com]

Awesome dream, and word to the AU-ability of bandom boys. I need to have dreams like that about my MCR boys!

:D

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I'm leaving to visit my family on Thursday, and I'm planning to do some writing while I'm away. Because nothing says happy holidays quite like porn. *bg*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

He is a classic! Like a little black dress! Even Pete is aware of it.

Hee! So true. I'm sure the song is at least 50% of the reason that I have Pete-in-a-skirt on my brain. The other 50% is just...you know, Pete. *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh my God, it was SUCH a good dream. I was so happy with my unconscious. *g*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Bandom dreams for everyone! Or, you know, at least everyone who wants them. *g*

[rain-dances.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, YES PLEASE. To both. Oh my god, Patrick's HANDS and Pete's SKIN and aaaaaaahhnnghhhhhhh.

Write iiiiit.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I really, really think I am going to write both, because...you know, Pete, Patrick, porn. Who can resist? *g*

[mojojessjo.livejournal.com]

Those are some very, very nice images! Gyah! *fans self*

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

I really, really enjoyed that dream a lot! *g*