I know there's no real point in trying to figure out Pete Wentz's twitters...

[scribblinlenore]

But sometimes I can't help trying!

I love the fact that most of you hate me. Being bruce wayne makes me love watching my friend be batman.

So...is Patrick "batman" in this scenario? I'm confused.

Pete and his thwarted desire to be loved by everybody gives me that A-Rod kind of sadness. I mean, dude's got everything, and he doesn't need my sympathy too, but I just can't help it sometimes. He's just so painfully out there with his insecurities.


Also, if Pete is "bruce wayne" and Patrick is "batman," then does that mean they're two halves of the same whole? Because I do like that thought! *g*

Comments

[margueritem.livejournal.com]

Patrick fights crime and Pete makes sure no one notices. \o/

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

OMG, I'd totally read that story!!! *g*

(Also I didn't forget I promised you the Fuse video. After I finished ripping it, I ran out of time to upload it. But I'll do it when I get home tonight.)

[margueritem.livejournal.com]

Patrick is worried Pete only wants to have sex with him because of the whole Dark Knight thing.

(Thank you! *beams* Whenever you have time, no pressure)

[swanswan.livejournal.com]

OMG, I'd totally read that story!!! *g*

*DITTOES SO HARD*

Man, it's perfect. All this time, Patrick has POWERS! And Pete is such an unmitigated fame whore to PROTECT HIM. ahahaha!!!

(tho jeez lenore, i wonder what patrick can have done that was so huge pete needed to cover it up by telling howard stern about doing his wife from behind. SHAMEFACE AWKWARD)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

(tho jeez lenore, i wonder what patrick can have done that was so huge pete needed to cover it up by telling howard stern about doing his wife from behind. SHAMEFACE AWKWARD)

I'm wracking my brain. Maybe he fought off a horde of alien invaders in front of a crowded stadium full of fans? Or defeated the evil cyberbot Ryan Seacrest on live television? It had to be something SPECTACULAR for Pete to need to resort to Emergency Plan: Wildly Inappropriate Marital Oversharing.

(Personally, I hope the world is never in that kind of peril again. Because I am already scarred for life.)

[swanswan.livejournal.com]

Oh god, the bit with the first time in the mirror thing was the worst bit for me, because on the one had, so fucking hot, but on the other, it's ASHLEE SIMPSON GAH, and then on the third hand, he's supposed to be someone's HUSBAND.

I truly hope she made him sleep on the couch. (and then i hope he got lots of apologetic texts from super!patrick who knows that pete did it all for him)

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

*cringes* I was also not all that impressed with Pete saying he hopes the kid doesn't get in the way of their crazy sexual shenanigans. He really needs to learn that what you think and what you say...not the same thing!

I'm not even sure sleeping on the couch is enough punishment. I kind of hope she kicks him until he cries.

(Of course, then super!patrick will have to kiss Pete to make it better.)

[pun.livejournal.com]

I feel seriously traumatized that this happened, and I'm not even a fan of the kid.

He really does sound like the A-Rod of bandom.

[scribblinlenore.livejournal.com]

Oh, Punny, it's traumatizing. Truly. I mean, I love Pete, and he makes me cringe. He's all lookatme, lookatme, and he just CANNOT SHUT UP. And then he's sad when people don't like him. Oh, Pete.

[swanswan.livejournal.com]

It is entirely likely Madonna hit on Pete first.